(And you tell Anderson that if he wants the true middleweight belt, he can ask me nicely and I will have it back by lunch! Photo via Getty Images.) When asked by MMA Heat’s Karyn Bryant about the likelihood of a potential fight with Wanderlei Silva next, Chael P. Sonnen recently stated the following (emphasis mine): I’m not looking for it anymore, I don’t like to bully guys. I tried to fight him, he doesn’t want to fight. I’m not gonna stick a finger in a guy’s chest. If a guy says ‘no,’ I’m not gonna be a jerk about it.  We shit you not, that quote (not the caption one, that’s fake and you damn well know it) came directly from the mouth of Chael P. Sonnen. As in the Chael P. Sonnen who once threatened to smack Anderson Silva’s wife on the ass. As in the Chael P. Sonnen who once declared that Lance Armstrong gave himself cancer through PED use (which to be fair, he got the PED part right). As in the Chael P. Sonnen who called Wanderlei Silva a dirtbag some three weeks ago when challenging him to a fight in the first place. Either Jon Jones succeeded where Anderson Silva failed and managed to actually beat some humility into The American Gangster or Wandy’s threat to suck his blood was just a little too far outside the comfort zone of his Christian, conservative-Republican background to tolerate. Or Wandy has been offered the fight, turned it down, and is pulling another prank on us. Or Joe Silva dropped his cell phone in the toilet and hasn’t had access to the Internet since April. Whatever the case may be, we suddenly, like, really need to see this fight. So touche, Chael. Tou-fuckin’-che. -J. Jones