We’re switching things up today. Instead of waxing poetic about the never-ending drama engulfing UFC 158, let’s try to keep things light. I’ll let UFC President Dana White take it away from here: What you’re going to see today is what goes on with me and my friends up in my place in Maine. In no way, shape or form am I endorsing you to do any of this stuff. Do not do what me and my idiot friends do in this video blog. 5 MUST-READ STORIES UFC 158 drama. In the wake of last week’s controversial UFC 158 weigh-in video, a representative of the Quebec athletic commission issued an official statement which read, I wish to inform you that, during UFC 158, no contestants exceeded the weight determined in their contracts. Diaz’s camp wasted little time responding to statement, while also revealing plans to file a complaint over St-Pierre’s UFC 158 drug test. Fun times, you guys. TUF 17 results. No spoilers here. If you want to find out the two winners of last night’s quarterfinal episode of The Ultimate Fighter 17, check out this recap or watch the entire episode in the Stew below. St-Pierre update. The injured achilles of UFC welterweight champion Georges St-Pierre is not as serious as initially believed, according to a promotion official. In unrelated news, Tristar’s Firas Zahabi expressed doubt to Sherdog Radio about how much longer St-Pierre will want to stick around. Said Zahabi: Down the line, two or three more training camps, is he still going to want to do it? That’s up to him. Does he still have the fire and the passion? We’ll see. Stephens granted continuance. The trial date of UFC lightweight Jeremy Stephens, which was scheduled to take place March 7, has once again been delayed. Stephens new trial date is July 8, 2013. Morecraft retires. 26-year-old heavyweight Christian Morecraft, who compiled a 1-3 record under the UFC umbrella, announced his retirement from mixed martial arts. Said Morecraft: There’s plenty of ex-professional athletes out there who are lost, broke, and jobless when competing is over, so with that being said trying to find an easier way to make a living and most importantly be happy … I’m saying goodbye to the fight business for right now. MEDIA STEW In case you missed it, you can check out last night’s episode of The Ultimate Fighter 17 below. Two fights for the price of one. Can’t ask for more than that. Apparently Tito Ortiz had a guest spot on Mad TV back in the day. It went a lot better than his latest public speaking experiment. (Click to watch.) I didn’t know it was possible to be simultaneously embarrassed, frightened and entertained, by hey, you learn something new every day. I have the mandate of the masses. The masses required and called and begged for this fight. — Chael Sonnen, doing what he does best. One TUF episode not enough for you? Well you’re in luck. The Ultimate Fighter Brazil 2, featuring Fabricio Werdum and Antonio Rodrigo Nogueira, is finally here with English subtitles. (Click to watch.) TUF REACTIONS That was the greatest TUF fight ever! @lukebarnatt @dylanthevillian ”” chael sonnen (@sonnench) March 27, 2013 You know this man is the voice of reason: @sonnench: That was the greatest TUF fight ever! @lukebarnatt @dylanthevillian ”” Bigslow (@LukeBarnatt) March 27, 2013 @lukebarnatt and @dylanthevillian put on 1 Hell of a show tonight on @tufonfxThat 3 round was #Hellacious. Both tough S.O.B.s #TUF #TUF17 ”” Zak Cummings (@ZakCummings) March 27, 2013 Hate 2 say it cuz I want 2 win fight of da season but @lukebarnatt & @dylanthevillian won it 4 sure! Best fight of any season!!! @tufonfx ”” Gilbert Smith Jr. (@JamalSmithMMA) March 27, 2013 @dylanthevillian @collinhartmmathanks bro I kept telling everyone yours and lukes fight is the one to see #fightoftheseason ”” Kelvin Gastelum (@KelvinGastelum) March 27, 2013 Congrats to @kelvingastelum you’re one tough ass kid, hope you go all the way! ”” Collin Hart (@CollinHartMMA) March 27, 2013 Team darkside @kelvingastelumkicked ass tonight this dude is a stud watch out for him #darkside ”” Uriah Hall (@UriahHallMMA) March 27, 2013 INJURED AGAIN I will be back in July. @ufc ”” Manny Gamburyan (@MannyGamburyan) March 26, 2013 FITCH AND THE AUTOMATIC TITLE SHOT Do you agree or disagree with a highly ranked fighter coming off a loss getting an immediate title shot in a new organization? ”” Gerald Harris (@GHurricane) March 26, 2013 Fitch is not a big fish in a small pond. Great name but as soon as someone beats him you will say he’s overrated discrediting his past. ”” Gerald Harris (@GHurricane) March 26, 2013 IRONY Rampage is giving back to the community and hosting a free self defense seminar for women on March 28th twitter.com/RampageAcademy”¦ ”” Rampage Academy (@RampageAcademy) March 6, 2013 Don’t b afraid 2 fight back twitter.com/Rampage4real/s”¦ ”” Quinton Jackson (@Rampage4real) March 26, 2013 ALSO 30 – the days left until the fall of your champion and the rise of the DARKSIDE#UFC159 #4/27/13 ”” c…