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Re: Who's drunk?

Postby KingOfPancrase » Tue Mar 31, 2020 1:33 am

Day 4 of my anti coronavirus one man crusade against all barley fields in sight. I've been inhaling liquid bread on levels previously thought impossible. Exponential gains in Fatty Liver Syndrome. But i'm slowly becoming pure. I've removed all body and head hair and have been bathing the outside of my skin in hand sanitizer. Cleansing both in and out to defeat this virus once and for all. My blood stream is basically the china aids virus vaccine at this point.
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Re: Who's drunk?

Postby DeceptaCon » Tue Mar 31, 2020 10:52 pm

First beers in 10 days now that I know that I'm not going to work for another month I just might drink myself to death.
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Re: Who's drunk?

Postby KingOfPancrase » Wed Apr 01, 2020 1:19 am

DeceptaCon wrote:First beers in 10 days now that I know that I'm not going to work for another month I just might drink myself to death.
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We're evolving. We don't even need hair. Slowly becoming pure.
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Re: Who's drunk?

Postby MiniMan » Tue Apr 14, 2020 5:30 pm

3 weeks solid, minimum.

Stay safe. Stay drinking.
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Re: Who's drunk?

Postby bruins2012 » Fri Apr 17, 2020 3:38 am

Good evening fellow Pillars!

You gents hitting up the bars tonight?

Pillar Bruins2012 will be!!


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Re: Who's drunk?

Postby MadTitan » Fri Apr 17, 2020 6:14 am

Just polished off a second bottle of red wine.

this could be bad lol
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Re: Who's drunk?

Postby KingOfPancrase » Fri Apr 17, 2020 2:29 pm

MadTitan wrote:Just polished off a second bottle of red wine.

this could be bad lol

Small bottles don't count. Drink two of the 1.5 liter bottles of Red Wine.
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Re: Who's drunk?

Postby DeceptaCon » Fri Apr 17, 2020 3:45 pm

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Day drinking during communist takeover day 31.
Fuck everyone of you sheep motherfuckers, you pussy ass glove/mask wearing motherfuckers! We have been hoodwinked, I never thought it would be this easy. White people are so easy to fucking control, smfdh.
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Re: Who's drunk?

Postby KingOfPancrase » Fri Apr 17, 2020 3:57 pm

DeceptaCon wrote:Captains log
Day drinking during communist takeover day 31.
Fuck everyone of you sheep motherfuckers, you pussy ass glove/mask wearing motherfuckers! We have been hoodwinked, I never thought it would be this easy. White people are so easy to fucking control, smfdh.

How do your stomach and liver feel there Cap? :lol:
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Re: Who's drunk?

Postby MiniMan » Fri Apr 17, 2020 5:09 pm

DeceptaCon wrote:Captains log
Day drinking during communist takeover day 31.
Fuck everyone of you sheep motherfuckers, you pussy ass glove/mask wearing motherfuckers! We have been hoodwinked, I never thought it would be this easy. White people are so easy to fucking control, smfdh.


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Re: Who's drunk?

Postby DeceptaCon » Fri Apr 17, 2020 10:54 pm

KingOfPancrase wrote:
DeceptaCon wrote:Captains log
Day drinking during communist takeover day 31.
Fuck everyone of you sheep motherfuckers, you pussy ass glove/mask wearing motherfuckers! We have been hoodwinked, I never thought it would be this easy. White people are so easy to fucking control, smfdh.

How do your stomach and liver feel there Cap? :lol:

Fine, I sweat it out as fast as I can drink it doing yard work and home improvement jobs.
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Re: Who's drunk?

Postby DeceptaCon » Fri Apr 17, 2020 11:02 pm

MiniMan wrote:
DeceptaCon wrote:Captains log
Day drinking during communist takeover day 31.
Fuck everyone of you sheep motherfuckers, you pussy ass glove/mask wearing motherfuckers! We have been hoodwinked, I never thought it would be this easy. White people are so easy to fucking control, smfdh.


Con, you know I’m black, don’t you?

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Re: Who's drunk?

Postby KingOfPancrase » Sat Apr 18, 2020 6:06 pm

Got tore up last night for the first time in 6 days. Black people aren't real brits :twisted:

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Re: Who's drunk?

Postby DeceptaCon » Sat Apr 18, 2020 8:09 pm

KingOfPancrase wrote:Got tore up last night for the first time in 6 days. Black people aren't real brits :twisted:

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:lol: :lol: drove 4+ hours to visit my parents during this plandemic and my parents almost kicked me out of the house and called the law on me for not wearing a mask and gloves when I went to the grocery store. Then my dad asked me to fix his phone that has never been cleaned, then he gave me Southern Comfort and Makers Mark and his programming wore off. All is good now. People wonder how the German people went along with the holocaust, well history is about to repeat itself. Except this time the people that will be put to death will be the ones that will not wear masks and submit to the fear and control.
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Re: Who's drunk?

Postby KingOfPancrase » Sat Apr 18, 2020 8:28 pm

DeceptaCon wrote:
KingOfPancrase wrote:Got tore up last night for the first time in 6 days. Black people aren't real brits :twisted:

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:lol: :lol: drove 4+ hours to visit my parents during this plandemic and my parents almost kicked me out of the house and called the law on me for not wearing a mask and gloves when I went to the grocery store. Then my dad asked me to fix his phone that has never been cleaned, then he gave me Southern Comfort and Makers Mark and his programming wore off. All is good now. People wonder how the German people went along with the holocaust, well history is about to repeat itself. Except this time the people that will be put to death will be the ones that will not wear masks and submit to the fear and control.

I think you're wading a little too deep into the waters of fear mongering. Coming off as a total lolbertarian. I love your conspiracy theories but come on dude. Trump already announced the country is reopening lol. Ain't nobody going to detention camps for not wearing masks.
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