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Re: Who's drunk?

Postby KingOfPancrase » Wed Dec 04, 2019 3:18 pm

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Re: Who's drunk?

Postby DeceptaCon » Wed Dec 04, 2019 4:44 pm

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Had me a 6pk of Andygator last night, I forgot how much I used to like it.

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Re: Who's drunk?

Postby MiniMan » Wed Dec 04, 2019 5:54 pm

Just 4 pints for me tonight, fellas.

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Re: Who's drunk?

Postby detfilteg » Thu Dec 05, 2019 8:12 pm

Verne wrote:Just 4 pints for me tonight, fellas.

Keep up the good fight.



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Re: Who's drunk?

Postby KingOfPancrase » Fri Dec 06, 2019 12:45 am

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Re: Who's drunk?

Postby DeceptaCon » Sun Dec 08, 2019 11:37 pm

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Re: Who's drunk?

Postby detfilteg » Wed Dec 11, 2019 11:48 am

Drunks know when the liquor store closes. Alcoholics know when the liquor store opens.
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Re: Who's drunk?

Postby EvilGorilla69+1 » Wed Dec 11, 2019 1:22 pm

detfilteg wrote:Drunks know when the liquor store closes. Alcoholics know when the liquor store opens.
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Re: Who's drunk?

Postby KingOfPancrase » Sat Dec 14, 2019 5:57 pm

I called in sick just to watch the fights tonight. (I work 3-11). You all know what that means.
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Re: Who's drunk?

Postby DeceptaCon » Wed Dec 18, 2019 12:06 am

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Re: Who's drunk?

Postby bruins2012 » Tue Dec 24, 2019 9:24 am

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Re: Who's drunk?

Postby DeceptaCon » Wed Jan 08, 2020 2:20 am

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Re: Who's drunk?

Postby bruins2012 » Thu Jan 09, 2020 7:54 am

G’evening gents. Pillar Bruins2012 knows that deep down inside you sissy little god damn bums are crying out for Pillar Bruins2012 help. So hear me now and thank me later.....


We all know those people who really like to drink (referring to none of you god damn bums), and like to do it often. Not only do these guys take their own drinking a little too far, they’re experts at pressuring others to keep up with them drink-for-drink. And they’ll use mockery, guilt, generosity, logic, peer pressure and dozens of other tactics to get everyone around them to keep their lame ass sausage filled party going.

These friends are fun to have, until they aren’t because they pull no ass and usually end the night crying due to their own self pity. As fun as it is to party, sometimes you want to go out and have a good time without regretting it the next day. Hangovers have their time and place, but when you have real responsibilities it is nice to have a way to hit it a little less hard, preferably without drawing attention to your secret plan.

Feel free to mix and match these tricks, different situations call for different lines of defense.

8 Tips For Being a God Damn Bum Without Your Friends Knowing

1. Alternate with water

This is a tried and true way to both cut back on alcohol and stay hydrated, thereby preventing a hangover. Every drink or two, go to the bar and ask for some water. You don’t need to make excuses for this, you’re thirsty and will get another drink in a second. Just be sure to finish the waters and feel free to take your time.

2. Drink clear liquids

Clear liquids like gin and vodka look like melting ice. So if you don’t want to finish every drink that comes your way, you can always leave a little extra in your old glass and no one will notice you aren’t tossing back as many as they are.

3. Order drinks that look like alcohol (but aren’t)

Another advantage of clear liquids. Vodka soda with lime is my favorite go-to drink on late nights, and it’s awesome for several reasons. Besides being easily palatable and sugar free, you also have the option of leaving out the vodka all together. Just order a club soda with lime and ask the bartender to make it look like a cocktail—they’re usually more than happy to comply.

4. Be forgetful

You don’t have to be limited to clear liquids to abandon the occasional half-full glass. Leave your drink on the bar, in the bathroom, on a random table or anywhere it won’t attract attention. That way when someone offers you another, you’re ready.

5. Drink light beer

If you’re a beer drinker and all this clear liquid talk is making you squirm, never fear. There is a huge difference in alcohol content of beers, with light beers coming in around 4% alcohol and some fancy Belgians topping out at over 10%. You do the math.

If you know you’ll have to get through more than you’ve bargaining for, opt for lighter beers. If you’re like me and think Bud Light tastes like donkey pee, go with a Mexican beer like Corona and add a lime. I can drink those all night and barely get a buzz going—and I’m little.

6. Master the shot spit

Drinking nights often don’t turn crazy until someone starts ordering shots, then it’s all over. Bartenders have this problem too, since drunk people often think they’ve found a new best friend and gratefully buy their server shots throughout the night. To avoid getting hammered on the job, bartenders keep a half empty pint of beer nearby and pretend to use it as a chaser but really spit shots back into it.

If you know your friends are likely to “surprise” everyone with shots be sure to have a nearby water glass or pint that you’re nursing. Use the old bartenders’ trick and no one will suspect. I know it’s gross, but it works. Just remember to not actually drink the beer later.

7. Show up late

Sometimes special occasions are specifically set aside for excessive drinking. If you need to make an appearance but would rather not sacrifice your liver, show up 45-60 minutes late. Everyone will already be one drink ahead of you.

8. Order half shots

If you’re in charge of ordering your own drinks and vodka soda isn’t your thing, ask for your regular cocktail but request a half shot instead of the normal full. You’ll still get the fun of drinking, but each drink will contribute less to tomorrow’s headache.

9. Do more cocaine. Nuff said.

Happy New Year and Pillar Bruins2012 would drink all you god damn bums under the table if/when we meet up.


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Re: Who's drunk?

Postby MiniMan » Thu Jan 09, 2020 4:47 pm

Very funny.
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Re: Who's drunk?

Postby DeceptaCon » Fri Jan 10, 2020 12:30 am

Verne wrote:Very funny.

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