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Re: Who's drunk?

Postby DeceptaCon » Wed Sep 30, 2015 12:06 am

hawdrigoh wrote:
KingOfPancrase wrote:Maybe slightly different but nothing like comparing apples and oranges.

Agreed.
KingOfPancrase wrote:On a related note, Jack Daniels contributed greatly to me decking my liver into pieces all last weekend.

Alcohol transcends labels and definitions. God bless you and God bless heavy drinking.


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Re: Who's drunk?

Postby hawdrigoh » Wed Sep 30, 2015 12:15 am

DeceptaCon wrote:
hawdrigoh wrote:
KingOfPancrase wrote:Maybe slightly different but nothing like comparing apples and oranges.

Agreed.
KingOfPancrase wrote:On a related note, Jack Daniels contributed greatly to me decking my liver into pieces all last weekend.

Alcohol transcends labels and definitions. God bless you and God bless heavy drinking.


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Re: Who's drunk?

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Re: Who's drunk?

Postby DeceptaCon » Wed Sep 30, 2015 2:20 am

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I love you fags, Thank God I made it home, the whiskey made me invisible driving home and made me go get some Krystal's drive thru fat burgers.

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Re: Who's drunk?

Postby hawdrigoh » Wed Sep 30, 2015 12:56 pm

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I love you fags, Thank God I made it home, the whiskey made me invisible driving home and made me go get some Krystal's drive thru fat burgers.

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Re: Who's drunk?

Postby DeceptaCon » Wed Sep 30, 2015 2:09 pm

I just raped the gym for about an hour, slinging weights around and can still smell/taste the sweat whiskey, it permeates the gym now. The good thing with whiskey is you don't piss out your precious nutrients the night before like with Miller Lite, it just puts more hair on your ass.
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Re: Who's drunk?

Postby DeceptaCon » Wed Sep 30, 2015 6:36 pm

KingOfPancrase wrote:
DeceptaCon wrote:I just raped the gym for about an hour, slinging weights around and can still smell/taste the sweat whiskey, it permeates the gym now. The good thing with whiskey is you don't piss out your precious nutrients the night before like with Miller Lite, it just puts more hair on your ass.


Idk man but.....
First rule of drunk club: DO NOT DRINK MILLER LITE
Second rule of drunk club: DO NOT DRINK MILLER LITE
Third rule of drunk club: ONLY DRINK MILLER LITE IF IT'S FREE, COLD IN THE REFRIGERATOR, OR ANY COMBINATION OF THOSE 2.

If you you're going for "nothing snooty" go with Miller High Life, Genuine Draft, Lone Star, Budweiser........ dare I say PBR? (fuck all the hipsters that ruin it)
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You sir have a great point, somehow in all the confusion and I lost my way endlessly drinking copious amounts of Miller Lite daily unable to obtain the desired affect consequently pissing every-night away with empty Miller Lite filler. Now that I've seen the error of my ways I'm back on the whiskey wargon never to go back to the swill beer well not until next summer.

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Re: Who's drunk?

Postby hawdrigoh » Wed Sep 30, 2015 9:04 pm

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You sir have a great point, somehow in all the confusion and I lost my way endlessly drinking copious amounts of Miller Lite daily unable to obtain the desired affect consequently pissing every-night away with empty Miller Lite filler. Now that I've seen the error of my ways I'm back on the whiskey wargon never to go back to the swill beer well not until next summer.

The whiskey wagon has been my mode of transportation for the only truly meaningful part of my life. I abandoned beer quite a long time ago actually. There's nothing as crisp as a strong whiskey on the rocks...very crisp, very sensual. I will be pouring my first in a half hour, it will bring me significant joy. I hope to share the moment with you fine gentlemen.
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Re: Who's drunk?

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Re: Who's drunk?

Postby DeceptaCon » Wed Sep 30, 2015 10:21 pm

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Re: Who's drunk?

Postby DeceptaCon » Fri Oct 02, 2015 12:29 am

KingOfPancrase wrote:Overdid it Wednesday night..... people kept buying me free shots of Jack Daniels..... guess they enjoyed my technique.


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Re: Who's drunk?

Postby hawdrigoh » Fri Oct 02, 2015 12:45 am

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Re: Who's drunk?

Postby DeceptaCon » Fri Oct 02, 2015 1:06 am

hawdrigoh wrote:Technique wins championships.


Yeah but the main thing is that he finishes.
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Re: Who's drunk?

Postby hawdrigoh » Fri Oct 02, 2015 1:19 am

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hawdrigoh wrote:Technique wins championships.


Yeah but the main thing is that he finishes.

True...there's nothing like a firm, well-timed finish.
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Re: Who's drunk?

Postby DeceptaCon » Fri Oct 02, 2015 1:24 am

hawdrigoh wrote:
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Yeah but the main thing is that he finishes.

True...there's nothing like a firm, well-timed finish.


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