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Postby philphan » Thu Nov 25, 2021 6:31 am

DeceptaCon wrote:
Ghost of PBells wrote:
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Ghost of PBells wrote:Doing a very brief hit-and-run Thanksgiving with my least favorite family members then back to precious solitude :burger:

Fuck this thread and all the Pagan soul loosh harvesting holidays meant to drain us.
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Don't tell me you and the kinfolk aren't heading to the hills and deep-frying a turkey! Pill-up and enjoy the fun!

We are doing it virtually via Zoom because we aren't selfish. If you meet in person then you are a Racist Bigot Nazi homophobe anti-Semetic flatearther that doesn't worship science and respect the newest genders. Our Turkey will be plant based or grown in a lab to stop climate change.

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Re: Happy Thank... Thurs,,,,,Linker Day

Postby bruins2012 » Thu Nov 25, 2021 6:45 am

I'm a big fan of Thanksgiving but what I have to say may come across as a bit harsh, but I mean you guys no personal offense.

America deserves Biden. Your citizens have allowed the US to be the world's greatest threat. You brain dead fuck-holes have fallen for every boogie man the main stream media throws at you. You proudly invade sovereign nations, often arming them before-hand and make no mention of the millions of citizens you have killed in the name of fighting terror. Who the fuck is inflicting the lion's share of terror here? Now you have the dumbest human beings on earth screaming at the top of their congested lungs of how amazing Fauci is and how an 80 year old man that can barely stay awake during press conferences (that is when he allowed to hold a brief live press conference, which is very, very rare) is going to lead you sheep to back to prosperity. You are so pathetic that you can't even stop WOKE pussies or trans people being named leaders of mental health. You’d rather have mask mandates then embrace the inevitable FACT you’re all gonna get COVID within 5 years. How the fuck don't other countries have travel advisories on you dipshits? Biden embodies exactly what you are; short-sighted, dangerous consumerists that don't have the self awareness nor the intelligence to understand how full of shit you are.

He's the perfect choice. And after four years of Biden/Kamala (or eight because American stupidity cannot be underestimated) maybe then you can realize how much of a laughing stock your nation and citizenry are to the rest of the world. What a backwards cesspool of greed and corruption you stand for at the beginnning of every fucking NFL game! Maybe you fucktards could take the time and try to understand what a patriot is, and it's not about bombing children, encouraging big business to dominate your society, and raping the poor. Maybe somewhere down the line an American won't have a negative conatation in 9/10ths of the world. For that to happen you need to learn a lesson and I hope that lesson is Biden/Kamala.



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So Happy fuucking Thanksgiving and try not to get any more obese than you already are, you pudgy, basement-dwelling, irritants, stuffed on gravy, and pissy beer, pausing between mouthfuls of turkey so they can scream 'Murica' until your cranberry faces turn red from your congested arteries. Someone needs to stun the lathargic, unwashed, Make America Great Again masses, desperately gripping their concealed-carry compensators and fumbling even the most basic concepts of your political process hoping to impress your 2nd cousin with how little you know about the world around you. :fu:




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Re: Happy Thank... Thurs,,,,,Linker Day

Postby kezzaman » Thu Nov 25, 2021 7:19 am

DeceptaCon wrote:We are doing it virtually via Zoom because we aren't selfish. If you meet in person then you are a Racist Bigot Nazi homophobe anti-Semetic flatearther that doesn't worship science and respect the newest genders. Our Turkey will be plant based or grown in a lab to stop climate change.


Good idea.
Anybody meeting in person will be gunned down by 17 year olds armed with AR15s
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Re: Happy Thank... Thurs,,,,,Linker Day

Postby bruins2012 » Thu Nov 25, 2021 8:50 am

kezzaman wrote:
DeceptaCon wrote:We are doing it virtually via Zoom because we aren't selfish. If you meet in person then you are a Racist Bigot Nazi homophobe anti-Semetic flatearther that doesn't worship science and respect the newest genders. Our Turkey will be plant based or grown in a lab to stop climate change.


Good idea.
Anybody meeting in person will be gunned down by 17 year olds armed with AR15s



Or raped by a pedo that is somehow free to Rome the streets.


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Re: Happy Thank... Thurs,,,,,Linker Day

Postby philphan » Thu Nov 25, 2021 10:31 am

bruins2012 wrote:I'm a big fan of Thanksgiving but what I have to say may come across as a bit harsh, but I mean you guys no personal offense.

America deserves Biden. Your citizens have allowed the US to be the world's greatest threat. You brain dead fuck-holes have fallen for every boogie man the main stream media throws at you. You proudly invade sovereign nations, often arming them before-hand and make no mention of the millions of citizens you have killed in the name of fighting terror. Who the fuck is inflicting the lion's share of terror here? Now you have the dumbest human beings on earth screaming at the top of their congested lungs of how amazing Fauci is and how an 80 year old man that can barely stay awake during press conferences (that is when he allowed to hold a brief live press conference, which is very, very rare) is going to lead you sheep to back to prosperity. You are so pathetic that you can't even stop WOKE pussies or trans people being named leaders of mental health. You’d rather have mask mandates then embrace the inevitable FACT you’re all gonna get COVID within 5 years. How the fuck don't other countries have travel advisories on you dipshits? Biden embodies exactly what you are; short-sighted, dangerous consumerists that don't have the self awareness nor the intelligence to understand how full of shit you are.

He's the perfect choice. And after four years of Biden/Kamala (or eight because American stupidity cannot be underestimated) maybe then you can realize how much of a laughing stock your nation and citizenry are to the rest of the world. What a backwards cesspool of greed and corruption you stand for at the beginnning of every fucking NFL game! Maybe you fucktards could take the time and try to understand what a patriot is, and it's not about bombing children, encouraging big business to dominate your society, and raping the poor. Maybe somewhere down the line an American won't have a negative conatation in 9/10ths of the world. For that to happen you need to learn a lesson and I hope that lesson is Biden/Kamala.



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So Happy fuucking Thanksgiving and try not to get any more obese than you already are, you pudgy, basement-dwelling, irritants, stuffed on gravy, and pissy beer, pausing between mouthfuls of turkey so they can scream 'Murica' until your cranberry faces turn red from your congested arteries. Someone needs to stun the lathargic, unwashed, Make America Great Again masses, desperately gripping their concealed-carry compensators and fumbling even the most basic concepts of your political process hoping to impress your 2nd cousin with how little you know about the world around you. :fu:




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Blah Blah Blah, we buy your weapons, blah blah blah, we would be part of China if not for you, blah blah blah Only the USA will call us as a real country,
You are still welcome to come back home anytime buddy.

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Re: Happy Thank... Thurs,,,,,Linker Day

Postby philphan » Thu Nov 25, 2021 10:46 am

Today will be filled with good food, sports, and a couple of joints. My youngest boy is bringing his girlfriend so everyone will have someone to talk about.
It looks like the snow has already begun so that could be fun. No matter what everyone is doing today, thanks for being part of linker.
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Re: Happy Thank... Thurs,,,,,Linker Day

Postby Alexbkk75 » Thu Nov 25, 2021 10:59 am

Happy thanksgiving to all of American Linkers, it's a tradition I wish we had back in France. Saying thank you to our family should be a given, but I'm glad you guys recognize it.

Bruins, I'm not disagreeing with all your points, but hey, choose your wars. Today is a celebrating moment for the US. Get back to it tomorrow :lol:
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Re: Happy Thank... Thurs,,,,,Linker Day

Postby philphan » Thu Nov 25, 2021 11:26 am

Alexbkk75 wrote:Happy thanksgiving to all of American Linkers, it's a tradition I wish we had back in France. Saying thank you to our family should be a given, but I'm glad you guys recognize it.

Bruins, I'm not disagreeing with all your points, but hey, choose your wars. Today is a celebrating moment for the US. Get back to it tomorrow :lol:

:beer: cheers buddy. We will call it linker day. It wouldn't be a holiday without a Bruins rant. So we know it will be a good day. :mrgreen:
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Re: Happy Thank... Thurs,,,,,Linker Day

Postby Alexbkk75 » Thu Nov 25, 2021 11:31 am

philphan wrote:
Alexbkk75 wrote:Happy thanksgiving to all of American Linkers, it's a tradition I wish we had back in France. Saying thank you to our family should be a given, but I'm glad you guys recognize it.

Bruins, I'm not disagreeing with all your points, but hey, choose your wars. Today is a celebrating moment for the US. Get back to it tomorrow :lol:

:beer: cheers buddy. We will call it linker day. It wouldn't be a holiday without a Bruins rant. So we know it will be a good day. :mrgreen:


Enjoy your holiday guys!

Not looking forward to see how Black Friday goes tomorrow though :shock:
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Postby willis » Thu Nov 25, 2021 11:31 am

Happy Turkey Day 'Murica.
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Re: Happy Thank... Thurs,,,,,Linker Day

Postby bruins2012 » Thu Nov 25, 2021 12:12 pm

My post is a Festivus Holiday tradition. It wouldn’t be Thanksgiving without it. :tup:


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Speaking of which, why don’t you learn how to handle your booze you god damn bum? Here are some excuses.

Pretend you’re a man:
This is a little similar to the advice above, but it might work better for you.

If you’re comfortable holding alcohol and not actually drinking it, you could “nurse” a beverage, gradually “drinking” it by pouring it out in the bathroom or offering it to friends to try.

Maybe you’re cool with drinking a little alcohol, but you don’t want to get drunk. You could order a drink at the start of the evening and sip it over the course of a few hours, letting your friends assume it’s actually multiple drinks.



Embarrass Yourself
If you wanna look like you’re drinking, it doesn’t hurt to have a quiet word with the bartender. They serve everyone, and most won’t think any different of you for not drinking alcohol.

If you order a coke, for example, you could ask them to serve it in the same glass as they would a vodka coke. The two drinks look the same, and no one will suspect a thing.

With cocktails, you can take it a step further and order one that’s alcohol-free but ask them to fix it up and decorate yours like it’s alcoholic. The worst they can say is “no” — which is unlikely.



Be honest You’re a Bum:
Excuses might work in the short term. But, if you’re planning on not drinking for a while, or you’re with trusted friends, you might consider being honest.

Everyone has a different relationship with alcohol, and it’s fine to be frank about your decision to avoid it. Unlike excuses, which may only work until the next time you go out with your friends, being honest can get your friends off your back long-term.

Who knows, you might even find out that someone else is navigating a similar situation.



Offer to be a pussy:
Everybody should be aware of the risks surrounding drinking and driving, so why not offer to be the designated driver?

Your friends will thank you for taking one for the team, and you’ll be able to enjoy your time out without being badgered about drinking.


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Re: Happy Thank... Thurs,,,,,Linker Day

Postby philphan » Thu Nov 25, 2021 12:30 pm

bruins2012 wrote:My post is a Festivus Holiday tradition. It wouldn’t be Thanksgiving without it. :tup:


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Speaking of which, why don’t you learn how to handle your booze you god damn bum? Here are some excuses.

Pretend you’re a man:
This is a little similar to the advice above, but it might work better for you.

If you’re comfortable holding alcohol and not actually drinking it, you could “nurse” a beverage, gradually “drinking” it by pouring it out in the bathroom or offering it to friends to try.

Maybe you’re cool with drinking a little alcohol, but you don’t want to get drunk. You could order a drink at the start of the evening and sip it over the course of a few hours, letting your friends assume it’s actually multiple drinks.



Embarrass Yourself
If you wanna look like you’re drinking, it doesn’t hurt to have a quiet word with the bartender. They serve everyone, and most won’t think any different of you for not drinking alcohol.

If you order a coke, for example, you could ask them to serve it in the same glass as they would a vodka coke. The two drinks look the same, and no one will suspect a thing.

With cocktails, you can take it a step further and order one that’s alcohol-free but ask them to fix it up and decorate yours like it’s alcoholic. The worst they can say is “no” — which is unlikely.



Be honest You’re a Bum:
Excuses might work in the short term. But, if you’re planning on not drinking for a while, or you’re with trusted friends, you might consider being honest.

Everyone has a different relationship with alcohol, and it’s fine to be frank about your decision to avoid it. Unlike excuses, which may only work until the next time you go out with your friends, being honest can get your friends off your back long-term.

Who knows, you might even find out that someone else is navigating a similar situation.



Offer to be a pussy:
Everybody should be aware of the risks surrounding drinking and driving, so why not offer to be the designated driver?

Your friends will thank you for taking one for the team, and you’ll be able to enjoy your time out without being badgered about drinking.


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Re: Happy Thank... Thurs,,,,,Linker Day

Postby KingOfPancrase » Thu Nov 25, 2021 2:27 pm

bruins2012 wrote:I'm a big fan of Thanksgiving but what I have to say may come across as a bit harsh, but I mean you guys no personal offense.

America deserves Biden. Your citizens have allowed the US to be the world's greatest threat. You brain dead fuck-holes have fallen for every boogie man the main stream media throws at you. You proudly invade sovereign nations, often arming them before-hand and make no mention of the millions of citizens you have killed in the name of fighting terror. Who the fuck is inflicting the lion's share of terror here? Now you have the dumbest human beings on earth screaming at the top of their congested lungs of how amazing Fauci is and how an 80 year old man that can barely stay awake during press conferences (that is when he allowed to hold a brief live press conference, which is very, very rare) is going to lead you sheep to back to prosperity. You are so pathetic that you can't even stop WOKE pussies or trans people being named leaders of mental health. You’d rather have mask mandates then embrace the inevitable FACT you’re all gonna get COVID within 5 years. How the fuck don't other countries have travel advisories on you dipshits? Biden embodies exactly what you are; short-sighted, dangerous consumerists that don't have the self awareness nor the intelligence to understand how full of shit you are.

He's the perfect choice. And after four years of Biden/Kamala (or eight because American stupidity cannot be underestimated) maybe then you can realize how much of a laughing stock your nation and citizenry are to the rest of the world. What a backwards cesspool of greed and corruption you stand for at the beginnning of every fucking NFL game! Maybe you fucktards could take the time and try to understand what a patriot is, and it's not about bombing children, encouraging big business to dominate your society, and raping the poor. Maybe somewhere down the line an American won't have a negative conatation in 9/10ths of the world. For that to happen you need to learn a lesson and I hope that lesson is Biden/Kamala.



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So Happy fuucking Thanksgiving and try not to get any more obese than you already are, you pudgy, basement-dwelling, irritants, stuffed on gravy, and pissy beer, pausing between mouthfuls of turkey so they can scream 'Murica' until your cranberry faces turn red from your congested arteries. Someone needs to stun the lathargic, unwashed, Make America Great Again masses, desperately gripping their concealed-carry compensators and fumbling even the most basic concepts of your political process hoping to impress your 2nd cousin with how little you know about the world around you. :fu:




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Re: Happy Thank... Thurs,,,,,Linker Day

Postby KingOfPancrase » Thu Nov 25, 2021 2:34 pm

European Americans(yes that means white) TODAY IS YOUR DAY. What we do in life echoes in eternity.
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