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Postby EvilGorilla69+1 » Wed Oct 14, 2020 8:12 am

1)Doctors - Health

Free for all.

Every doctor all over the world takes an oath to the father of medicine who was Greek.

2) Night life
Literally never ends. You want food? 24/7.
You want drinks? 24/7.
Unlimited choices.

3) Freedom of speech? Obviously. We've got like 300 newspapers,hundreds of radio stations and tv stations.

4) Loads of fucking islands,thousands,with beaches that would make most other countries cry.

5) Still fucking Summer,today,proper sweet beaches even in Athens.

6) Astronomy? Greek word. Started here.

7) Olympic games? Yes sir. Our thing.

8) Food? Sick food. You try our food and you shed tears of joy.

9) Weed? Legistlation has passed 2 years ago about medicinal.

10) Universities? We invented that shit. Still have Unis in the top 20.

11) Enlightment? You are welcome.

12) Hercules and achiles? You are welcome.

13) Best warlord of all times? Alexander the Great,you are welcome again.

14) Best player in the NBA,for 2 years straight? You know it.

15) Fathers of philosophy,theater,poetry,political sciences? Here.
.
16) Heaven on earth? You know it.


You are all welcome.


Hellas>>>>> p4p most important country ever.

Inb4 feta

So hespect to your daddies.


:lol:


Feel free to list more reasons why we the best


MMA?

We created it thousands of years ago,aka Pankration.


;)
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Re: Why is my country better than yours?

Postby kezzaman » Wed Oct 14, 2020 8:28 am

you forgot number 8
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Re: Why is my country better than yours?

Postby MadTitan » Wed Oct 14, 2020 8:34 am

kezzaman wrote:you forgot number 8


:lol: Got em.
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Re: Why is my country better than yours?

Postby AR15 guy » Wed Oct 14, 2020 8:42 am

Gun, lots and lots of gun.
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Re: Why is my country better than yours?

Postby Mr Meow » Wed Oct 14, 2020 8:46 am

Please mr sir

Mr greek Sir sir sir mr sir


Do not forget him too :pointdown:


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Re: Why is my country better than yours?

Postby PBells » Wed Oct 14, 2020 8:53 am

Cool, when can I move over?
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Re: Why is my country better than yours?

Postby PainDog » Wed Oct 14, 2020 9:13 am

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Re: Why is my country better than yours?

Postby JTuck34 » Wed Oct 14, 2020 9:15 am

I like this idea

The greeks also invented the unibrow. Then the Armenians took it and ran with it
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Re: Why is my country better than yours?

Postby asdfghjkl » Wed Oct 14, 2020 9:17 am

I haven't been on the up and up, but...

Isn't Greece going to burn cause they're economy sucks or some shit? I guess everyone's economy is shit and built on sand either way
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Re: Why is my country better than yours?

Postby philphan » Wed Oct 14, 2020 9:22 am


Here are a few things you can do if you ever get to Minnesota. :mrgreen:
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Re: Why is my country better than yours?

Postby asdfghjkl » Wed Oct 14, 2020 9:25 am

philphan wrote:
Here are a few things you can do if you ever get to Minnesota. :mrgreen:


Who the fuck wants to go to minne fucking sota...
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Re: Why is my country better than yours?

Postby EvilGorilla69+1 » Wed Oct 14, 2020 9:26 am

PainDog wrote:



Literally like comparing CM Punk(skopje) to Fedor.
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Re: Why is my country better than yours?

Postby EvilGorilla69+1 » Wed Oct 14, 2020 9:27 am

JTuck34 wrote:I like this idea

The greeks also invented the unibrow. Then the Armenians took it and ran with it



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Re: Why is my country better than yours?

Postby PainDog » Wed Oct 14, 2020 9:28 am

EvilGorilla69+1 wrote:
PainDog wrote:



Literally like comparing CM Punk(skopje) to Fedor.


Just messing with you a little

I've never been to Greece but know several people who have and they've all said it was very nice
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Re: Why is my country better than yours?

Postby philphan » Wed Oct 14, 2020 10:25 am

asdfghjkl wrote:
philphan wrote:
Here are a few things you can do if you ever get to Minnesota. :mrgreen:


Who the fuck wants to go to minne fucking sota...

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