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Re: Colby earned his shot you virgin nerds

Postby dipset52 » Fri Aug 09, 2019 10:03 am

bruins2012 wrote:
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bruins2012 wrote:Ratings and PPV buys are generally driven by the main event. Colby is trying to be a heel, but it’s so cringeworthy that no one even bothers to tune in for his fights. It also doesn’t help that he can’t even pull of the gimmick. He has to pay models to accompany him and they can’t even muster up a fake smile to go along with his shtick. It’s fooking pathetic.


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Doesn’t matter. Still can’t draw.

GSP, Conor, Khabib, the Diaz brothers, Jones, Chael, TIto, Chuck, would all draw way more than Colby’s shameful numbers. No one cares tontune in to watch Colby fight. It’s the truth.

I mean, justvfor the sake of argument, go ahead and list all the fighters/champions that Colby out-draws.

Pillar Bruins2012 tells no lies. :tup:


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Re: Colby earned his shot you virgin nerds

Postby EvilGorilla69+1 » Fri Aug 09, 2019 10:07 am

dipset52 wrote:
bruins2012 wrote:
dipset52 wrote:
bruins2012 wrote:Ratings and PPV buys are generally driven by the main event. Colby is trying to be a heel, but it’s so cringeworthy that no one even bothers to tune in for his fights. It also doesn’t help that he can’t even pull of the gimmick. He has to pay models to accompany him and they can’t even muster up a fake smile to go along with his shtick. It’s fooking pathetic.


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3 o’clock on a Saturday.



Doesn’t matter. Still can’t draw.

GSP, Conor, Khabib, the Diaz brothers, Jones, Chael, TIto, Chuck, would all draw way more than Colby’s shameful numbers. No one cares tontune in to watch Colby fight. It’s the truth.

I mean, justvfor the sake of argument, go ahead and list all the fighters/champions that Colby out-draws.

Pillar Bruins2012 tells no lies. :tup:


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Re: Colby earned his shot you virgin nerds

Postby bruins2012 » Fri Aug 09, 2019 10:26 am

dipset52 wrote:
bruins2012 wrote:
dipset52 wrote:
bruins2012 wrote:Ratings and PPV buys are generally driven by the main event. Colby is trying to be a heel, but it’s so cringeworthy that no one even bothers to tune in for his fights. It also doesn’t help that he can’t even pull of the gimmick. He has to pay models to accompany him and they can’t even muster up a fake smile to go along with his shtick. It’s fooking pathetic.


:P


3 o’clock on a Saturday.



Doesn’t matter. Still can’t draw.

GSP, Conor, Khabib, the Diaz brothers, Jones, Chael, TIto, Chuck, would all draw way more than Colby’s shameful numbers. No one cares tontune in to watch Colby fight. It’s the truth.

I mean, justvfor the sake of argument, go ahead and list all the fighters/champions that Colby out-draws.

Pillar Bruins2012 tells no lies. :tup:


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Usman vs Woodley did 650,000.

So nope.
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Re: Colby earned his shot you virgin nerds

Postby EvilGorilla69+1 » Fri Aug 09, 2019 10:30 am

bruins2012 wrote:Usman vs Woodley did 650,000.

So nope.




That wasn't just a burn.

It wasn't even just a Pillar burn.

It was a Pillar Bruins 2069 kind of burn.
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Re: Colby earned his shot you virgin nerds

Postby EvilGorilla69+1 » Fri Aug 09, 2019 10:33 am

Here is what Colby had to say about Mike Perry.



If Mike Perry can win two fights in a row he’s getting an immediate title shot,” Colby Covington told host Jason Kindschy on BJPenn.com Radio. “I will defend my title against him. I know he can’t count to as high as two and I know he’s probably not going to win two fights in a row. If Mike Perry, that dumb motherf**king cousin f**ker, sheep lover, horse-face lover motherf**ker can win two fights in a row, Jason, he’s getting an immediate title shot. Winning two fights for a jobber who’s going to be fighting Indian casinos next year is going to be really tough for him. I don’t see it happening, but I wish him the best. I really do hope he wins another fight so I can literally break his jaw and send him packing. He’ll never fight again. I promise you that


hahahahha :lol: :lol: :lol:


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Re: Colby earned his shot you virgin nerds

Postby dipset52 » Fri Aug 09, 2019 11:38 am

On a card with Jon Jones Ben Askren and Cody Garbrandt..... :roll:

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Re: Colby earned his shot you virgin nerds

Postby Shuck » Fri Aug 09, 2019 3:38 pm

wolfpack aka MAGA-tron has officially taken over this thread.. formation complete, time to notify el chapo

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Re: Colby earned his shot you virgin nerds

Postby dipset52 » Fri Aug 09, 2019 3:53 pm

Shuck wrote:wolfpack aka MAGA-tron has officially taken over this thread.. formation complete, time to notify el chapo

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Maga-tron is amazing.

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Re: Colby earned his shot you virgin nerds

Postby 1098765432 » Fri Aug 09, 2019 4:31 pm

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Re: Colby earned his shot you virgin nerds

Postby 1098765432 » Fri Aug 09, 2019 4:40 pm

"Lets be honest here, I got a call from the POTUS of America after the fight.What has Marty Fakenewsman ever got a call from?the cheif tribe of Nigeria with smoke signals?"
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Re: Colby earned his shot you virgin nerds

Postby DeceptaCon » Fri Aug 09, 2019 4:53 pm

1098765432 wrote:"Lets be honest here, I got a call from the POTUS of America after the fight.What has Marty Fakenewsman ever got a call from?the cheif tribe of Nigeria with smoke signals?"
Colby Covington


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:lol: :lol: :lol: Man as much as I hate his fighting style some of the shit he says cracks me up and yes Ralphy Dos Nachos was funny. Colby never stops just nonstop shit talking but he gets punked in real life against Charles Bennet, Werdum and Usman/snake manager :lol: :lol: Colby got behind some old lady and was falling back and shit :lol:
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Re: Colby earned his shot you virgin nerds

Postby 320IDAVE » Tue Aug 13, 2019 11:02 am

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1098765432 wrote:"Lets be honest here, I got a call from the POTUS of America after the fight.What has Marty Fakenewsman ever got a call from?the cheif tribe of Nigeria with smoke signals?"
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:lol: :lol: :lol: Man as much as I hate his fighting style some of the shit he says cracks me up and yes Ralphy Dos Nachos was funny. Colby never stops just nonstop shit talking but he gets punked in real life against Charles Bennet, Werdum and Usman/snake manager :lol: :lol: Colby got behind some old lady and was falling back and shit :lol:



To be fair who the fuck would want to face Bennet unless he was thoroughly pat downed first lmao.
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Re: Colby earned his shot you virgin nerds

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Re: Colby earned his shot you virgin nerds

Postby PBells » Fri Aug 23, 2019 5:06 pm

Anyone else enjoying the irony of a gay little fanclub forming in a topic about virgin nerds?

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Re: Colby earned his shot you virgin nerds

Postby Shuck » Fri Aug 23, 2019 9:34 pm

PBells wrote:Anyone else enjoying the irony of a gay little fanclub forming in a topic about virgin nerds?

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the irony coming from an actual virgin makes it that much funnier :lol: .. keep up the good work be/llsy dos nachos :lolol:
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