Yeah you knew the fucking second you read this thread title it was either me or Paindog who made it. So good call there cockcheesesniffer.
As some of you know One Championship signed Eddie Alvarez a month or so ago. A new weeks after signing him they announced a few GP for the year 2019 including a Flyweight mma, Lightweight mma and a welterweight kickboxing GP
Today we focus on the Lightweight GP
Here is a fucking breakdown of how its currently fucking scheduled you ungrateful fucking cunts
Is that ok? do you need a fucking permission slip from your mommys to let Dana white allow you to actually watch a fucking mma GP past 2005?? Are you scared of yellow cards and knees to the grounded opponents head?
Weak Ass Linkers "mommmy I am scared of a GP! The only way I think fighters should get title shots is through the subjective whims of Uncle Dana White!"
Weak Ass Linkers Mothers "Shut the fuck up you little bitch i never liked you anyways!"
Anyways here is the GP schedule currently and the participants.
Keep in mind the winner of this will face the winner of the Eduard Folayang vs Shinya Aoki title fight in March Honorio Banario (14-7) vs. Lowen Tynanes (9-0) (Jan. 25 in Manila)
Amir Khan (13-4) vs Ariel Sexton (12-4) (Feb. 22 in Singapore).
"Dagi" Arslanaliev (6-1) vs. Ev Ting (16-5) (Feb. 22 in Singapore)
Eddie Alvarez (29-6) vs. Timofey Nastyukhin (12-4) (Mar. 31 in Tokyo)
No word yet on who will meet who in the next round depending on who is victorious.
However that is what we have laid out for it thus far.
My breakdown for the first round fights Banario vs Tynanes:
To me this is the easiest and hardest one to call. Tynanes I thought was literally dead. Dude went from a 9-0 25 year old prospect who was 4-0 in One Championship and had a TKO stoppage over current champ Folayang outside the promotion when Folayang was 12-2 and Tynanes 3-0. Now he is 28 years old and has not fought in 3 and a half years. Apparently he was too busy being injured and fucking your mom after surfing all day in hawai
Banario is a solid fighter and a former FW One champ but if Tynanes comes back at 100% where he was or even improved vastly he will run through Banario quicker than your mom ran through the 1969 Mets Relief pitchers. she is a whore
Predicition Tynanes Sub Round 3.
videos of previous tynanes and banario fights Khan vs Sexton
No Khan is not the same dude as the boxer. This Khan is a Singaporean former semi pro golfer with tourettes who turned to muay thai and mma in his early twenties. I wish i made that up, so fucking random. Weird
Anyways. Khan is a real solid fighter. He has a lot of finish victories the most in One history. However against Sexton I see his striking style and lack of a consistent plan of attack coming back to bite him. Sexton is a weird looking dude who is nicknamed Tarzan because his friends had never seen George of the Jungle who he far closer resembles. Sexton is a Daniel Gracie Blackbelt and trains a lot with Frankie Edgar/Alvarez/Marlon Moraes team. Sexton is strangely athletic, durable and has boxing which comes from weird angles. He thrives on the ground, he has a propensity for hitting odd reverse triangles he then turns into shoulder locks. Not lying. See videos below
Prediction: Sexton Sub Round 3. Khan cries. Arslanaliev vs Ting
This is a hard one to predict. I want to favor Dagi as he is a guy i discovered and made a "this kid is a monster" thread about a few years ago. He has only got better and beat better fighters since then. Ting I see being a tough fight for him though. Style wise Ting is tricky. Very well rounded and has venomous finishing ability with strikes or submissions and a rock steady gas tank. Dagi on the other hand is stupid athletic in terms of strength speed balance and punching power. He is very well rounded too but at times does not do the best reserving his gas tank.
Prediction: Even with this being close to call I think Dagi catches Ting hard in the second round and finds the finishAlvarez vs Nastyuhkkhin
This is a fight I want to talk myself out of in terms of my prediction. I really like both of these dudes, very fun to watch. I can not say I have seen either in a boring fight really for the most part. For sure action fighters. As a One fanboy here my bias might be showing and i am fully aware of that. However I see Eddie getting starched here. He starts so slow and gets hit hard early and often in all his fights since he debuted really. Nastykhin is perhaps the most dangerous first round fighter at 155 in terms of striking power. This does not bode well for Eddie. Unless he gets takedowns early and often I think Timofffffeeyyyyyy starches him hard
Prediction: Timmmmofffffeeyyyyyyyyy Round 1 TKO.
So I predict Tynanes, Sexton, Dagi and Nastyukhin moving on to the second round. Who the fuck they end up fighting is beyond me.
I am hyped for a good ol fashioned year long GP and you should be too dicklips