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Re: 1st world MMA problems vs 3rd world MMA problems

Postby PBells » Fri May 24, 2019 12:53 pm

1st world MMA problem: cutting a lot of weight

3rd world MMA problem: losing a lot of weight because of parasites
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Re: 1st world MMA problems vs 3rd world MMA problems

Postby Legionarivs » Fri May 24, 2019 1:16 pm

philphan wrote:First world problem is trying to find a HD stream.

Third world problem is trying to find a stream clean enough to drink out of.


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Re: 1st world MMA problems vs 3rd world MMA problems

Postby DeceptaCon » Fri May 24, 2019 1:37 pm

1st world mma problems: Not being able to fight due to Ramadan
3rd world mma problems: Not having a cease fire when its Ramadan
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Re: 1st world MMA problems vs 3rd world MMA problems

Postby EvilGorilla69+1 » Wed Jun 12, 2019 3:33 pm

1st world mma problems: Not being paid HW money even though you are triple Cringe
3rd world mma problems: Not enough food to ever be a HW
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Re: 1st world MMA problems vs 3rd world MMA problems

Postby Oldtoby420 » Wed Jun 12, 2019 3:59 pm

3rd World: Leaving your pos country to come train in USA while giving ppl shit for calling out your pos country for what it is for the same reason you left it & you still idiotically go on claiming how great it is but refuse to leave & move back there again cuz your a confused hypocrital dumb fuck.
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Re: 1st world MMA problems vs 3rd world MMA problems

Postby Mr Meow » Wed Jun 12, 2019 4:03 pm

Oldtoby420 wrote:3rd World: Leaving your pos country to come train in USA while giving ppl shit for calling out your pos country for what it is for the same reason you left it & you still idiotically go on claiming how great it is but refuse to leave & move back there again cuz your a confused hypocrital dumb fuck.



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Re: 1st world MMA problems vs 3rd world MMA problems

Postby DeceptaCon » Wed Jun 12, 2019 4:05 pm

Oldtoby420 wrote:3rd World: Leaving your pos country to come train in USA while giving ppl shit for calling out your pos country for what it is for the same reason you left it & you still idiotically go on claiming how great it is but refuse to leave & move back there again cuz your a confused hypocrital dumb fuck.

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Re: 1st world MMA problems vs 3rd world MMA problems

Postby EvilGorilla69+1 » Mon Sep 02, 2019 10:34 am

1st world mma problems: Being a dick to your fellow fighters.
3rd world mma problems: Losing your dick to a fellow fighter.
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