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Re: 1st world MMA problems vs 3rd world MMA problems

Postby DeceptaCon » Wed Jan 09, 2019 4:05 pm

1st world mma problems: getting caught with a picogram of turbinol in your system.
3rd world mma problems: getting caught with 20 balloons of heroin in your stomach at the airport.
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Re: 1st world MMA problems vs 3rd world MMA problems

Postby EvilGorilla69+1 » Wed Jan 09, 2019 4:22 pm

DeceptaCon wrote:1st world mma problems: getting caught with a picogram of turbinol in your system.
3rd world mma problems: getting caught with 20 balloons of heroin in your stomach at the airport.



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BJ Penn has a highly respectable UFC record of 11 wins - 12 losses and 2 Draws

''Double wrist lock,to an americana, switched 2 a kimura,turned to figure 4,transitioning to an armbar,while attemting an Ude-garami & a keylock,switch to Gyaku ude-garami & a reverse keylock & get that sort of paintbrush submission attempt or hammerlock or a twisting hammerlock and u win by reverse arm entanglement''

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Re: 1st world MMA problems vs 3rd world MMA problems

Postby DeceptaCon » Wed Jan 09, 2019 4:51 pm

EvilGorilla69+1 wrote:
DeceptaCon wrote:1st world mma problems: getting caught with a picogram of turbinol in your system.
3rd world mma problems: getting caught with 20 balloons of heroin in your stomach at the airport.



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1st world mma problems: getting rear naked choked
3rd world mma problems: getting rear naked raped

1st world mma problems: having to train at high altitudes
3rd world mma problems: being hung upside down from high altitudes

1st world mma problems: having to pay for a training camp
3rd world mma problems: having a campsite
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Re: 1st world MMA problems vs 3rd world MMA problems

Postby EvilGorilla69+1 » Sat Jan 12, 2019 7:34 pm

1st world MMA problem: Kidney stones
3rd world MMA problem: Selling your kidneys to buy 'rocks'
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BJ Penn has a highly respectable UFC record of 11 wins - 12 losses and 2 Draws

''Double wrist lock,to an americana, switched 2 a kimura,turned to figure 4,transitioning to an armbar,while attemting an Ude-garami & a keylock,switch to Gyaku ude-garami & a reverse keylock & get that sort of paintbrush submission attempt or hammerlock or a twisting hammerlock and u win by reverse arm entanglement''

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Re: 1st world MMA problems vs 3rd world MMA problems

Postby EvilGorilla69+1 » Tue Feb 12, 2019 7:21 pm

1st world MMA problem: Having bad AIDS(assistants)
3rd world MMA problem: Having AIDS
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BJ Penn has a highly respectable UFC record of 11 wins - 12 losses and 2 Draws

''Double wrist lock,to an americana, switched 2 a kimura,turned to figure 4,transitioning to an armbar,while attemting an Ude-garami & a keylock,switch to Gyaku ude-garami & a reverse keylock & get that sort of paintbrush submission attempt or hammerlock or a twisting hammerlock and u win by reverse arm entanglement''

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Re: 1st world MMA problems vs 3rd world MMA problems

Postby EvilGorilla69+1 » Thu Feb 14, 2019 11:22 am

1st world MMA problem: no IV
3rd world MMA problem: no water
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BJ Penn has a highly respectable UFC record of 11 wins - 12 losses and 2 Draws

''Double wrist lock,to an americana, switched 2 a kimura,turned to figure 4,transitioning to an armbar,while attemting an Ude-garami & a keylock,switch to Gyaku ude-garami & a reverse keylock & get that sort of paintbrush submission attempt or hammerlock or a twisting hammerlock and u win by reverse arm entanglement''

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Re: 1st world MMA problems vs 3rd world MMA problems

Postby kezzaman » Fri Feb 15, 2019 7:58 am

1st world fighters dont have any excuses like; i grew up eating horse meat, I mined sand when i was a teenager,
if a 1st world fighter is shredded then he is a juice head turkey no questions! and that my friends is the true definition of discrimination.
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Re: 1st world MMA problems vs 3rd world MMA problems

Postby EvilGorilla69+1 » Tue May 14, 2019 11:56 am

1st world MMA problem: Getting kicked in the liver
3rd world MMA problem: Having your liver stolen and sold in the black market.
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BJ Penn has a highly respectable UFC record of 11 wins - 12 losses and 2 Draws

''Double wrist lock,to an americana, switched 2 a kimura,turned to figure 4,transitioning to an armbar,while attemting an Ude-garami & a keylock,switch to Gyaku ude-garami & a reverse keylock & get that sort of paintbrush submission attempt or hammerlock or a twisting hammerlock and u win by reverse arm entanglement''

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Re: 1st world MMA problems vs 3rd world MMA problems

Postby philphan » Tue May 14, 2019 12:12 pm

EvilGorilla69+1 wrote:1st world MMA problem: Getting kicked in the liver
3rd world MMA problem: Having your liver stolen and sold in the black market.

:holy sh*t: :lol: :lol:
I'm so fucking high.
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Re: 1st world MMA problems vs 3rd world MMA problems

Postby DeceptaCon » Tue May 14, 2019 3:19 pm

1st world mma problems: having beef with another fighter
3rd world mma problems: having actual beef
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Re: 1st world MMA problems vs 3rd world MMA problems

Postby EvilGorilla69+1 » Wed May 15, 2019 12:51 pm

DeceptaCon wrote:1st world mma problems: having beef with another fighter
3rd world mma problems: having actual beef



1st world mma problem: no money fights -not having enough internet beefs
3rd world mma problem: no money - no actual beef
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BJ Penn has a highly respectable UFC record of 11 wins - 12 losses and 2 Draws

''Double wrist lock,to an americana, switched 2 a kimura,turned to figure 4,transitioning to an armbar,while attemting an Ude-garami & a keylock,switch to Gyaku ude-garami & a reverse keylock & get that sort of paintbrush submission attempt or hammerlock or a twisting hammerlock and u win by reverse arm entanglement''

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Re: 1st world MMA problems vs 3rd world MMA problems

Postby DeceptaCon » Thu May 16, 2019 1:35 am

1st world mma problems: WMMA
3rd world mma problems: WHO
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Re: 1st world MMA problems vs 3rd world MMA problems

Postby tsarlaider » Thu May 16, 2019 4:47 am

1st world problems Bad refering - early stoppage

3rd world problem No refering - no stoppage
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Re: 1st world MMA problems vs 3rd world MMA problems

Postby DeceptaCon » Thu May 16, 2019 1:11 pm

1st world mma problems: bad training camps
3rd world mma problems: internment camps
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Re: 1st world MMA problems vs 3rd world MMA problems

Postby PBells » Thu May 16, 2019 1:22 pm

1st world MMA problem: Your fight falls through and a replacement can't be found
3rd world MMA problem: Your house falls through its foundation and a replacement is unaffordable

1st world MMA problem: Opponent refuses to fight you
3rd world MMA problem: Warlord refuses to free your wife

1st world MMA problem: Steroids make your hair fall out
3rd world MMA problem: Krokodil makes your fingers fall off
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