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Re: 1st world MMA problems vs 3rd world MMA problems

Postby DeceptaCon » Wed Jan 09, 2019 4:05 pm

1st world mma problems: getting caught with a picogram of turbinol in your system.
3rd world mma problems: getting caught with 20 balloons of heroin in your stomach at the airport.
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Re: 1st world MMA problems vs 3rd world MMA problems

Postby EvilGorilla69+1 » Wed Jan 09, 2019 4:22 pm

DeceptaCon wrote:1st world mma problems: getting caught with a picogram of turbinol in your system.
3rd world mma problems: getting caught with 20 balloons of heroin in your stomach at the airport.



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Re: 1st world MMA problems vs 3rd world MMA problems

Postby DeceptaCon » Wed Jan 09, 2019 4:51 pm

EvilGorilla69+1 wrote:
DeceptaCon wrote:1st world mma problems: getting caught with a picogram of turbinol in your system.
3rd world mma problems: getting caught with 20 balloons of heroin in your stomach at the airport.



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1st world mma problems: getting rear naked choked
3rd world mma problems: getting rear naked raped

1st world mma problems: having to train at high altitudes
3rd world mma problems: being hung upside down from high altitudes

1st world mma problems: having to pay for a training camp
3rd world mma problems: having a campsite
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Re: 1st world MMA problems vs 3rd world MMA problems

Postby EvilGorilla69+1 » Sat Jan 12, 2019 7:34 pm

1st world MMA problem: Kidney stones
3rd world MMA problem: Selling your kidneys to buy 'rocks'
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Re: 1st world MMA problems vs 3rd world MMA problems

Postby EvilGorilla69+1 » Tue Feb 12, 2019 7:21 pm

1st world MMA problem: Having bad AIDS(assistants)
3rd world MMA problem: Having AIDS
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Re: 1st world MMA problems vs 3rd world MMA problems

Postby EvilGorilla69+1 » Thu Feb 14, 2019 11:22 am

1st world MMA problem: no IV
3rd world MMA problem: no water
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Re: 1st world MMA problems vs 3rd world MMA problems

Postby kezzaman » Fri Feb 15, 2019 7:58 am

1st world fighters dont have any excuses like; i grew up eating horse meat, I mined sand when i was a teenager,
if a 1st world fighter is shredded then he is a juice head turkey no questions! and that my friends is the true definition of discrimination.
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