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[DeceptaCon]

1st world mma problems: Some guy comes to your house and watches you pee in a cup.

3rd world mma problems: Some guy breaks into your house and pees in your only cup.

Ineblah is killing this thread its like he has been waiting for 10 years to unload all this on us!

1st world mma problems: MMA Fighters don't make as much money as boxers

3rd world mma problems: MMA Fighters don't make as much money as rottweilers and pitbulls

[EvilGorilla69+1]

1st world mma problems: Some guy comes to your house and watches you pee in a cup.

3rd world mma problems: Some guy breaks into your house and pees in your only cup.

Ineblah is killing this thread its like he has been waiting for 10 years to unload all this on us!

1st world mma problems: MMA Fighters don't make as much money as boxers

3rd world mma problems: MMA Fighters don't make as much money as rottweilers and pitbulls

leeell

hahahha..yees indeeed..he is the MVP.

1st world mma problem: Not enough money for quality pet food.
3rd world mma problem: Not enough pets to eat.

1st world mma problem: You clearly didn't tap
3rd world mma problem: You teach tap dancing to make ends meet.

1st world mma problem: You clearly felt the tap
3rd world mma problem: You were filled up behind some bushes for a 5er.


1st world mma problem: Your satelite dish don't have Rizin
3rd world mma problem: You ain't got no dishes

[Ineblah]

Yeah I’m attempting to be less of a lurker and contribute more. You guys are making it easier having a sick sense of humor like me.

1st world mma problems; CTE causing brain damage.
3rd world mma problems: Eating monkey brains causing liver damage.

1st world mma problems: Using grease tarnished your legacy.
3rd world mma problems: Cooking with grease defined your legacy.

[DeceptaCon]

Yeah I’m attempting to be less of a lurker and contribute more. You guys are making it easier having a sick sense of humor like me.

1st world mma problems; CTE causing brain damage.
3rd world mma problems: Eating monkey brains causing liver damage.

1st world mma problems: Using grease tarnished your legacy.
3rd world mma problems: Cooking with grease defined your legacy.

1st world mma problems: crying after losing a fight
3rd world mma problems: dying after losing a fight

1st world mma problems: getting traded to One FC
3rd world mma problems: getting traded on the dark web

1st world mma problems: sponsored by Metro PCS
3rd world mma problems: having to use Metro PCS

1st world mma problems: sponsored by Modelo Especial beer
3rd world mma problems: having to drink Modelo Especial beer when you run out of Budweiser.

1st world mma problems: getting cut by the UFC
3rd world mma problems: getting cut into pieces

1st world mma problems: Casual fans
3rd world mma problems: Casualties

[Ineblah]

1st world mma problems: Getting kisses by van damme after your fight.

3rd world mma problems: Getting sentenced to death by Putin after your
fight.

[yoseph]

1st world mma problems: waiting for the money fight

3rd world mma problems: not fighting enough to make money

[DeceptaCon]

1st world mma problems: Not getting Stitch for your cut man

3rd world mma problems: Bleeding to death from not getting stitches

[Ineblah]

1st world mma problems: Trying to find a good stream to watch the ppv
3rd world mma problems: Trying to find a good stream so your family doesn’t die.

[EvilGorilla69+1]

3rd world problem: tiramisu and legacy
1st world problem: Money fights

[DeceptaCon]

1st world problems: having to take TRT because your balls don't work anymore

3rd world problems: getting your balls bit off fishing

[EvilGorilla69+1]

1st world problems: Throwing the 'H' bomb
3rd world problems: Throwing the 'A' bomb

[philphan]

1st world problems: Throwing the 'H' bomb
3rd world problems: Throwing the 'A' bomb

[EvilGorilla69+1]

1st world MMA problem: Trying to listen to 'Under the Bridge' but u've got a bad radio reception
3rd world mma problem: You are being shot dead and thrown Under a Bridge.

[DeceptaCon]

1st world mma problems: interim champ being passed over for title shot
3rd world mma problems : being put into an Internment camp

[EvilGorilla69+1]

1st world MMA problem: Losing your wife to your coach
3rd world MMA problem: Having your wife as a coach.

Spoiler:

or is this the other way around?(Thiago Alves - Smiley cunt-Avey?)