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Postby EvilGorilla69+1 » Wed Aug 08, 2018 8:00 pm

Bellator rocking the MMA scene with a sweet WW tournament.. while the UFC is trying to be PC.. fucking bunch of fairies.



Listen to this. 16 man LW championship Grand Prix.

Gaetje
Frankie Edgar
Aldo
Max
Tony Ferguson
Natedawg
Coner
Mendes
cerone
Poirrer
Alvarez
Lettuce
Stevens
raging al
Khabib
Barbosa

Alternate bouts: Kevin Lee vs Gleison Tibau
Cyborg Santos vs Urijah Faber



What u think guys?




Wouldn't it be orgasmic?

First round & potential match ups

Gaetje vs Stevens
Poirrer vs Alvarez (again,cause why not?)
NateDawg vs Barbosa
Lettuce vs Aldo
Raging Al vs Ceronne
Max vs Mendes
Khabib vs Tony Ferguson
Conor vs Frankie Edgar



This is the solution to all their money problems.. Maybe they are just too retarded to figure it out.
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''Double wrist lock,to an americana, switched to kimura,turned to figure 4,transitioning to an armbar.
while attemting an Ude-garami, & a keylock.. opponent escapes so switch to Gyaku ude-garami and a reverse keylock and get that: 'bent armlock',like a V1 armlock,a chicken wing,a some sort of paintbrush submission attempt or hammerlock or a twisting hammerlock and you win by reverse arm entanglement
''

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Re: Fuck the UFC

Postby DeceptaCon » Wed Aug 08, 2018 8:18 pm

Except you forgot to include the best LW ever to grace the Octagon. . .

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Re: Fuck the UFC

Postby EvilGorilla69+1 » Wed Aug 08, 2018 8:20 pm

DeceptaCon wrote:Except you forgot to include the best LW ever to grace the Octagon. . .

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HE CANNOT BEAT DENNIS FUCKING SIVER. YOU ARE NOT DOING A SERVICE TO BJ FANS WITH THIS ATTITUDE. you just make me sad. making me remember
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''Double wrist lock,to an americana, switched to kimura,turned to figure 4,transitioning to an armbar.
while attemting an Ude-garami, & a keylock.. opponent escapes so switch to Gyaku ude-garami and a reverse keylock and get that: 'bent armlock',like a V1 armlock,a chicken wing,a some sort of paintbrush submission attempt or hammerlock or a twisting hammerlock and you win by reverse arm entanglement
''

https://notouchbutt.blogspot.gr/
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Re: Fuck the UFC

Postby DeceptaCon » Wed Aug 08, 2018 8:21 pm

EvilGorilla69+1 wrote:
DeceptaCon wrote:Except you forgot to include the best LW ever to grace the Octagon. . .

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HE CANNOT BEAT DENNIS FUCKING SIVER. YOU ARE NOT DOING A SERVICE TO BJ FANS WITH THIS ATTITUDE. you just make me sad. making me remember

Nobody can beat motivated inshape LW Penn.
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Re: Fuck the UFC

Postby Shuck » Wed Aug 08, 2018 8:35 pm

edit: misread

fuck it, im still in :beer:
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Re: Fuck the UFC

Postby Mr Meow » Wed Aug 08, 2018 9:06 pm

EvilGorilla69+1 wrote:
Alternate bouts: Cyborg Santos vs Urijah Faber




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Re: Fuck the UFC

Postby KARHU-III » Thu Aug 09, 2018 1:54 am

Bellator gets it. People love the old legends. All about finding awesome match ups. :beer:
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Re: Fuck the UFC

Postby EvilGorilla69+1 » Fri Aug 10, 2018 11:12 am

Mr Meow wrote:
EvilGorilla69+1 wrote:
Alternate bouts: Cyborg Santos vs Urijah Faber




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; ))

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''Double wrist lock,to an americana, switched to kimura,turned to figure 4,transitioning to an armbar.
while attemting an Ude-garami, & a keylock.. opponent escapes so switch to Gyaku ude-garami and a reverse keylock and get that: 'bent armlock',like a V1 armlock,a chicken wing,a some sort of paintbrush submission attempt or hammerlock or a twisting hammerlock and you win by reverse arm entanglement
''

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Re: Fuck the UFC

Postby robdogj » Fri Aug 10, 2018 12:00 pm


These guys has some interesting takes
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Re: Fuck the UFC

Postby EvilGorilla69+1 » Sun Aug 12, 2018 7:50 pm





That is what the fuck I fucking mean.!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!
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''Double wrist lock,to an americana, switched to kimura,turned to figure 4,transitioning to an armbar.
while attemting an Ude-garami, & a keylock.. opponent escapes so switch to Gyaku ude-garami and a reverse keylock and get that: 'bent armlock',like a V1 armlock,a chicken wing,a some sort of paintbrush submission attempt or hammerlock or a twisting hammerlock and you win by reverse arm entanglement
''

https://notouchbutt.blogspot.gr/
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Re: Fuck the UFC

Postby SpeakEasy » Mon Aug 13, 2018 1:02 am

EvilGorilla69+1 wrote:



That is what the fuck I fucking mean.!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!


That's fucking awesome man.

But who the fuck is Steven's?
Joe Stevenson?
Jeremy Stephen's is at FW.
Mendes is tiny and would go nowhere in that tournament.
Give Felder, Gillepsie and Vick there spots and Ragin Al since hed bitch about not being paid enough.
Hernandez could be an alt, maybe Diego or Guida for a bigger name too.
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Re: Fuck the UFC

Postby EvilGorilla69+1 » Mon Aug 13, 2018 5:40 am

^^

It's just a 10 pounds difference.. and 145 seems like amore difficult weight class. .


Bas Rutten approves... and says that it would be sick indeed...


ooohh yeeaaa boooiiiii
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''Double wrist lock,to an americana, switched to kimura,turned to figure 4,transitioning to an armbar.
while attemting an Ude-garami, & a keylock.. opponent escapes so switch to Gyaku ude-garami and a reverse keylock and get that: 'bent armlock',like a V1 armlock,a chicken wing,a some sort of paintbrush submission attempt or hammerlock or a twisting hammerlock and you win by reverse arm entanglement
''

https://notouchbutt.blogspot.gr/
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