His sins, in order of magnitude: - Sport-killer - Brought in the worst fans UFC has ever seen (behind maybe Brock) - High-pitched voice - Horrible-sounding accent - Has the most worthless clingers-on - Drug addict - Hipster - Violent criminal - Social media whore - Attention whore - Megalomaniac - Future deadbeat dad
Accolades: Fantasy A-League Champion: July 2017, June 2018 Fantasy B-League Champion: Sep. 2016 Fantasy C-League Champion: June 2016 Pick-Em Champion: May 2019 (Inaugural), June 2019, Oct 2019, Dec 2019 Survivor Champion (x2)
Accolades: Fantasy A-League Champion: Nov 2015, Dec 2015, Jan, Apr 2016, May 2016, Nov 2016 Fantasy B-League Champion: Apr 2017, Feb, 2018, Nov 2018, Nov 2019 Highest Overall Fantasy Score 2016 Survivor (x3) First Linker to Successfully Defend Survivor Belt Pick-Em Champion: January 2020
Fedor because I would be able to say I beat the GOAT into a living death but I wouldn’t be able to go through it of course. We’d wind up going to church followed by jumping rope for 20 minutes in a park and then hitting up a Russian bath house for a steam, shave, and shower.
Accolades: Fantasy A-League Champion: May 2017, July 2018, Jan/Feb/Mar 2019, Oct 2019, Dec 2019 Fantasy B-League Champion: June 2018 Survivor First Linker to Hold Two Gaming Commission Belts in the Modern Era
So your answer is Tito Ortiz? On a more serious note...why the fuck did barely out of his prime Shamrock...who was allowed to roid as much as possible...come in at 201 pounds? No way he overshot the weight cut that much? Granted he's ripped the fuck up but still....dude should barely make weight and come in bigger than Ortiz.....shamrock back then was a natural heavyweight. 230 easy. Wtf.
Accolades: Fantasy A-League Champion: Mar & Apr 2017, Dec 2018 Fantasy B-League Champion: Oct 2017, Jan/Feb 2020 Linker's First Tag Team Champion (with Bluntz) Survivor (x2) Pick-Em Champion: July 2019, Aug 2019, Feb 2020