CM Punk famously dropped the "Pipe Bomb" a few years before leaving the WWE. It now seems obvious that he picked it backup on his exit from the WWE and re-purposed it so he could smoke his Pipe Dream of being a UFC fighter. When CM punk piped up about his insatiable yearning, the UFC was happy to indulge the former pro wrestler.
Dana White readily binged on hopium with CM Punk because it would be profitable to the UFC. For one WWE fans would pay to see their once vaulted champion fight UFC. Secondly, UFC fighters could build their names off beating CM Punk ie. "the rub"
The first one to rub off Cm Punk's pipe was a young Mickey Gall who went down on Punk in a minute and then went balls out; totally fucking CM Punk in the ass. It wasn't a stroke of genius that Dana White had, but rather basic promoting, when he cast a young up and cummer against the more established opponent in a mismatch. After his first loss, CM Punk was left there stroking his pipe as the long and hard reality of the situation came to a head, and it made him gag to think of it.
But thats what happens with life sometimes and the lessons it wants to teach you. The pipe you once held in your hand is thrust into your throat, over and over and over, till your eyes tear with agony and humiliation. Till your mouth is full of brackish creme of mushroom soup. But Punk is a masochist and he went back for more. He wanted more creme of mushroom soup with extra salt.
Life brought a long Michael Jackson, to show Punk who is really bad, schmon. This light skinned brother had all the right moves in the cage. Stuffing Punk at will, jabbing his throat, all while taunting his ass. By the end of the night Punk was left looking like a two-dollar whore who had earned 500,000 dollars in a single night. Used up, worn out, fucked hard, and finally free.
We all watched this hardcore scene but only CM punk really drank fully from the mushroom soup cock of life.