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Re: Worst soul sucking match ups for fighters and fans!

Postby EvilGorilla69+1 » Tue May 15, 2018 7:20 pm

Ghallad wrote:Fedor vs. Werdum

That terrible match was the end of something extraordinary.
It was the beginning of something terrible.

Fedor was expected to dominate. Werdum seemed to oblige, crumbling after he was hit by one of the GOATS looping cinderblocks. It looked like another Zulu squash. We all celebrated, much too prematurely.

At the time, none of us, especially Fedor, really understood who Fabricio "Sneaky Douche" Werdum actually was. We remembered him as the guy Junior Dos Antos almost legally murdered in ring.

Fedor follows him onto the ground, ready to pound him into flour. But...
Trap! Wrench arm! Pull Head down! Squeeze legs! Suffocate Russia! Werdum's armbar triangle combo is secure. If they fought a hundred times after, Werdum would never catch him like that again. In fact he hasn't been able to repeat that particular rouse with any of his opponents since.

We know him now. He's the "sneaky douche".

Fedor's head is trapped, his arm is twisted sickeningly. He makes a gargantuan effort to wrench his tiny hairless skull from Werdum's soul-absorbing thighs. Hopeless. My heart slips into the icy depths of reality like the Titanic taking on water.

One gut churning tap later, MMA becomes a little less interesting.




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Re: Worst soul sucking match ups for fighters and fans!

Postby Mr Meow » Wed May 16, 2018 8:22 am

You guys have done well with a lot of them so far

I was not super looking forward to Guida vs Maynard or anything but that fight was just fucking awful Horrifying


Severn vs Ken Shamrock too was just......just........bad.
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Re: Worst soul sucking match ups for fighters and fans!

Postby bwawm » Wed May 16, 2018 10:46 am

Ghallad wrote:Fedor vs. Werdum

That terrible match was the end of something extraordinary.
It was the beginning of something terrible.

Fedor was expected to dominate. Werdum seemed to oblige, crumbling after he was hit by one of the GOATS looping cinderblocks. It looked like another Zulu squash. We all celebrated, much too prematurely.

At the time, none of us, especially Fedor, really understood who Fabricio "Sneaky Douche" Werdum actually was. We remembered him as the guy Junior Dos Antos almost legally murdered in ring.

Fedor follows him onto the ground, ready to pound him into flour. But...
Trap! Wrench arm! Pull Head down! Squeeze legs! Suffocate Russia! Werdum's armbar triangle combo is secure. If they fought a hundred times after, Werdum would never catch him like that again. In fact he hasn't been able to repeat that particular rouse with any of his opponents since.

We know him now. He's the "sneaky douche".

Fedor's head is trapped, his arm is twisted sickeningly. He makes a gargantuan effort to wrench his tiny hairless skull from Werdum's soul-absorbing thighs. Hopeless. My heart slips into the icy depths of reality like the Titanic taking on water.

One gut churning tap later, MMA becomes a little less interesting.


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