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Re: 1st world MMA problems vs 3rd world MMA problems

PostPosted: Wed Jan 09, 2019 4:05 pm
by DeceptaCon
1st world mma problems: getting caught with a picogram of turbinol in your system.
3rd world mma problems: getting caught with 20 balloons of heroin in your stomach at the airport.

Re: 1st world MMA problems vs 3rd world MMA problems

PostPosted: Wed Jan 09, 2019 4:22 pm
by EvilGorilla69+1
DeceptaCon wrote:1st world mma problems: getting caught with a picogram of turbinol in your system.
3rd world mma problems: getting caught with 20 balloons of heroin in your stomach at the airport.



:lol:
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Re: 1st world MMA problems vs 3rd world MMA problems

PostPosted: Wed Jan 09, 2019 4:51 pm
by DeceptaCon
EvilGorilla69+1 wrote:
DeceptaCon wrote:1st world mma problems: getting caught with a picogram of turbinol in your system.
3rd world mma problems: getting caught with 20 balloons of heroin in your stomach at the airport.



:lol:
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1st world mma problems: getting rear naked choked
3rd world mma problems: getting rear naked raped

1st world mma problems: having to train at high altitudes
3rd world mma problems: being hung upside down from high altitudes

1st world mma problems: having to pay for a training camp
3rd world mma problems: having a campsite

Re: 1st world MMA problems vs 3rd world MMA problems

PostPosted: Sat Jan 12, 2019 7:34 pm
by EvilGorilla69+1
1st world MMA problem: Kidney stones
3rd world MMA problem: Selling your kidneys to buy 'rocks'

Re: 1st world MMA problems vs 3rd world MMA problems

PostPosted: Tue Feb 12, 2019 7:21 pm
by EvilGorilla69+1
1st world MMA problem: Having bad AIDS(assistants)
3rd world MMA problem: Having AIDS

Re: 1st world MMA problems vs 3rd world MMA problems

PostPosted: Thu Feb 14, 2019 11:22 am
by EvilGorilla69+1
1st world MMA problem: no IV
3rd world MMA problem: no water

Re: 1st world MMA problems vs 3rd world MMA problems

PostPosted: Fri Feb 15, 2019 7:58 am
by kezzaman
1st world fighters dont have any excuses like; i grew up eating horse meat, I mined sand when i was a teenager,
if a 1st world fighter is shredded then he is a juice head turkey no questions! and that my friends is the true definition of discrimination.

Re: 1st world MMA problems vs 3rd world MMA problems

PostPosted: Tue May 14, 2019 11:56 am
by EvilGorilla69+1
1st world MMA problem: Getting kicked in the liver
3rd world MMA problem: Having your liver stolen and sold in the black market.

Re: 1st world MMA problems vs 3rd world MMA problems

PostPosted: Tue May 14, 2019 12:12 pm
by philphan
EvilGorilla69+1 wrote:1st world MMA problem: Getting kicked in the liver
3rd world MMA problem: Having your liver stolen and sold in the black market.

:holy sh*t: :lol: :lol:

Re: 1st world MMA problems vs 3rd world MMA problems

PostPosted: Tue May 14, 2019 3:19 pm
by DeceptaCon
1st world mma problems: having beef with another fighter
3rd world mma problems: having actual beef

Re: 1st world MMA problems vs 3rd world MMA problems

PostPosted: Wed May 15, 2019 12:51 pm
by EvilGorilla69+1
DeceptaCon wrote:1st world mma problems: having beef with another fighter
3rd world mma problems: having actual beef



1st world mma problem: no money fights -not having enough internet beefs
3rd world mma problem: no money - no actual beef

Re: 1st world MMA problems vs 3rd world MMA problems

PostPosted: Thu May 16, 2019 1:35 am
by DeceptaCon
1st world mma problems: WMMA
3rd world mma problems: WHO

Re: 1st world MMA problems vs 3rd world MMA problems

PostPosted: Thu May 16, 2019 4:47 am
by tsarlaider
1st world problems Bad refering - early stoppage

3rd world problem No refering - no stoppage

Re: 1st world MMA problems vs 3rd world MMA problems

PostPosted: Thu May 16, 2019 1:11 pm
by DeceptaCon
1st world mma problems: bad training camps
3rd world mma problems: internment camps

Re: 1st world MMA problems vs 3rd world MMA problems

PostPosted: Thu May 16, 2019 1:22 pm
by PBells
1st world MMA problem: Your fight falls through and a replacement can't be found
3rd world MMA problem: Your house falls through its foundation and a replacement is unaffordable

1st world MMA problem: Opponent refuses to fight you
3rd world MMA problem: Warlord refuses to free your wife

1st world MMA problem: Steroids make your hair fall out
3rd world MMA problem: Krokodil makes your fingers fall off