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Re: 1st world MMA problems vs 3rd world MMA problems

PostPosted: Thu Jan 03, 2019 4:29 pm
by DeceptaCon
EvilGorilla69+1 wrote:
Ineblah wrote:1st world mma problems: Some guy comes to your house and watches you pee in a cup.

3rd world mma problems: Some guy breaks into your house and pees in your only cup.



:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Ineblah is killing this thread :lol: :lol: its like he has been waiting for 10 years to unload all this :gold: on us!

1st world mma problems: MMA Fighters don't make as much money as boxers

3rd world mma problems: MMA Fighters don't make as much money as rottweilers and pitbulls

Re: 1st world MMA problems vs 3rd world MMA problems

PostPosted: Thu Jan 03, 2019 4:53 pm
by EvilGorilla69+1
DeceptaCon wrote:
EvilGorilla69+1 wrote:
Ineblah wrote:1st world mma problems: Some guy comes to your house and watches you pee in a cup.

3rd world mma problems: Some guy breaks into your house and pees in your only cup.



:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Ineblah is killing this thread :lol: :lol: its like he has been waiting for 10 years to unload all this :gold: on us!

1st world mma problems: MMA Fighters don't make as much money as boxers

3rd world mma problems: MMA Fighters don't make as much money as rottweilers and pitbulls


leeell

hahahha..yees indeeed..he is the MVP.

1st world mma problem: Not enough money for quality pet food.
3rd world mma problem: Not enough pets to eat.

1st world mma problem: You clearly didn't tap
3rd world mma problem: You teach tap dancing to make ends meet.

1st world mma problem: You clearly felt the tap
3rd world mma problem: You were filled up behind some bushes for a 5er.


1st world mma problem: Your satelite dish don't have Rizin
3rd world mma problem: You ain't got no dishes

Re: 1st world MMA problems vs 3rd world MMA problems

PostPosted: Thu Jan 03, 2019 5:37 pm
by Ineblah
Yeah I’m attempting to be less of a lurker and contribute more. You guys are making it easier having a sick sense of humor like me.

1st world mma problems; CTE causing brain damage.
3rd world mma problems: Eating monkey brains causing liver damage.

1st world mma problems: Using grease tarnished your legacy.
3rd world mma problems: Cooking with grease defined your legacy.

Re: 1st world MMA problems vs 3rd world MMA problems

PostPosted: Thu Jan 03, 2019 7:06 pm
by DeceptaCon
Ineblah wrote:Yeah I’m attempting to be less of a lurker and contribute more. You guys are making it easier having a sick sense of humor like me.

1st world mma problems; CTE causing brain damage.
3rd world mma problems: Eating monkey brains causing liver damage.

1st world mma problems: Using grease tarnished your legacy.
3rd world mma problems: Cooking with grease defined your legacy.

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1st world mma problems: crying after losing a fight
3rd world mma problems: dying after losing a fight

1st world mma problems: getting traded to One FC
3rd world mma problems: getting traded on the dark web

1st world mma problems: sponsored by Metro PCS
3rd world mma problems: having to use Metro PCS

1st world mma problems: sponsored by Modelo Especial beer
3rd world mma problems: having to drink Modelo Especial beer when you run out of Budweiser.

1st world mma problems: getting cut by the UFC
3rd world mma problems: getting cut into pieces

1st world mma problems: Casual fans
3rd world mma problems: Casualties

Re: 1st world MMA problems vs 3rd world MMA problems

PostPosted: Thu Jan 03, 2019 10:53 pm
by Ineblah
1st world mma problems: Getting kisses by van damme after your fight.

3rd world mma problems: Getting sentenced to death by Putin after your
fight.

Re: 1st world MMA problems vs 3rd world MMA problems

PostPosted: Thu Jan 03, 2019 11:08 pm
by yoseph
1st world mma problems: waiting for the money fight

3rd world mma problems: not fighting enough to make money

Re: 1st world MMA problems vs 3rd world MMA problems

PostPosted: Fri Jan 04, 2019 1:56 pm
by DeceptaCon
1st world mma problems: Not getting Stitch for your cut man

3rd world mma problems: Bleeding to death from not getting stitches

Re: 1st world MMA problems vs 3rd world MMA problems

PostPosted: Fri Jan 04, 2019 5:02 pm
by Ineblah
1st world mma problems: Trying to find a good stream to watch the ppv
3rd world mma problems: Trying to find a good stream so your family doesn’t die.

Re: 1st world MMA problems vs 3rd world MMA problems

PostPosted: Fri Jan 04, 2019 5:03 pm
by EvilGorilla69+1
3rd world problem: tiramisu and legacy
1st world problem: Money fights

Re: 1st world MMA problems vs 3rd world MMA problems

PostPosted: Fri Jan 04, 2019 7:22 pm
by DeceptaCon
1st world problems: having to take TRT because your balls don't work anymore

3rd world problems: getting your balls bit off fishing

Re: 1st world MMA problems vs 3rd world MMA problems

PostPosted: Sat Jan 05, 2019 8:54 am
by EvilGorilla69+1
1st world problems: Throwing the 'H' bomb
3rd world problems: Throwing the 'A' bomb

Re: 1st world MMA problems vs 3rd world MMA problems

PostPosted: Sat Jan 05, 2019 9:01 am
by philphan
EvilGorilla69+1 wrote:1st world problems: Throwing the 'H' bomb
3rd world problems: Throwing the 'A' bomb

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Re: 1st world MMA problems vs 3rd world MMA problems

PostPosted: Tue Jan 08, 2019 8:56 am
by EvilGorilla69+1
1st world MMA problem: Trying to listen to 'Under the Bridge' but u've got a bad radio reception
3rd world mma problem: You are being shot dead and thrown Under a Bridge.

Re: 1st world MMA problems vs 3rd world MMA problems

PostPosted: Tue Jan 08, 2019 4:55 pm
by DeceptaCon
1st world mma problems: interim champ being passed over for title shot
3rd world mma problems : being put into an Internment camp

Re: 1st world MMA problems vs 3rd world MMA problems

PostPosted: Wed Jan 09, 2019 1:00 pm
by EvilGorilla69+1
1st world MMA problem: Losing your wife to your coach
3rd world MMA problem: Having your wife as a coach.


Spoiler:
or is this the other way around?(Thiago Alves - Smiley cunt-Avey?)