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If you coud beat one fighter...

PostPosted: Tue Jul 10, 2018 7:18 pm
by KingOfPancrase
Into a living death... Who would it be? :P
Spoiler:
Jon Jones :twisted:

Re: If you coud beat one fighter...

PostPosted: Tue Jul 10, 2018 10:08 pm
by PBells
Cuntor McFaggor

His sins, in order of magnitude:
- Sport-killer
- Brought in the worst fans UFC has ever seen (behind maybe Brock)
- High-pitched voice
- Horrible-sounding accent
- Has the most worthless clingers-on
- Drug addict
- Hipster
- Violent criminal
- Social media whore
- Attention whore
- Megalomaniac
- Future deadbeat dad

Re: If you coud beat one fighter...

PostPosted: Tue Jul 10, 2018 10:18 pm
by DeceptaCon
Frankie Edgar for ending the golden era of MMA and ushering in nonstop rematches and title shots. Thank you Aldo!

Re: If you coud beat one fighter...

PostPosted: Tue Jul 10, 2018 10:19 pm
by Mr Meow
Josh Grispi :fu: :fu:

Re: If you coud beat one fighter...

PostPosted: Tue Jul 10, 2018 10:24 pm
by Shuck
PVZ & JJ .. i think it would look ok n the publics eye if I did it at the same time

Equal Rights :heart: :beer:

Re: If you coud beat one fighter...

PostPosted: Tue Jul 10, 2018 11:24 pm
by hawdrigoh
Fedor because I would be able to say I beat the GOAT into a living death but I wouldn’t be able to go through it of course. We’d wind up going to church followed by jumping rope for 20 minutes in a park and then hitting up a Russian bath house for a steam, shave, and shower.

Re: If you coud beat one fighter...

PostPosted: Tue Jul 10, 2018 11:54 pm
by TFlock

Re: If you coud beat one fighter...

PostPosted: Wed Jul 11, 2018 1:11 am
by SpeakEasy
Tito ortiz for sure.
I'd try my damndest to inflict every injury hes claimed to have.
Fuck spinal fusion surgery, I'll reverse that right quick.

And fucking meow with his PC post, this is for you.
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All love :heart:

Re: If you coud beat one fighter...

PostPosted: Wed Jul 11, 2018 4:19 am
by KingOfPancrase
TFlock wrote:

So your answer is Tito Ortiz? On a more serious note...why the fuck did barely out of his prime Shamrock...who was allowed to roid as much as possible...come in at 201 pounds? No way he overshot the weight cut that much? Granted he's ripped the fuck up but still....dude should barely make weight and come in bigger than Ortiz.....shamrock back then was a natural heavyweight. 230 easy. Wtf.

Re: If you coud beat one fighter...

PostPosted: Wed Jul 11, 2018 5:52 am
by YMCA
Gina Carano, with my Johnson.

Re: If you coud beat one fighter...

PostPosted: Wed Jul 11, 2018 6:12 am
by MadTitan
Jon Jones easy :lol:

Re: If you coud beat one fighter...

PostPosted: Wed Jul 11, 2018 9:32 am
by PainDog
....not really a fighter...but Joe Rogan

Re: If you coud beat one fighter...

PostPosted: Wed Jul 11, 2018 9:55 am
by EvilGorilla69+1
Francis Ngannou

Just cause he is too big.

or derrick lewis

cause he is too big + is very rude to Honda.

Re: If you coud beat one fighter...

PostPosted: Wed Jul 11, 2018 9:59 am
by PainDog
EvilGorilla69+1 wrote:Francis Ngannou

Just cause he is too big.

or derrick lewis

cause he is too big + is very rude to Honda.


or maybe you're just a racist

Re: If you coud beat one fighter...

PostPosted: Wed Jul 11, 2018 10:13 am
by philphan
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