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Re: 'UFC IS GAY:' DANA WHITE

Postby AverageWhiteMale » Mon Sep 10, 2012 3:29 pm

Nope - an original from your very own averagewhitemale. I'm flattered that you think it could be of that standard though - thanks.
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Re: 'UFC IS GAY:' DANA WHITE

Postby viaKO » Mon Sep 10, 2012 3:32 pm

505MMA wrote:The Onion?

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Re: 'UFC IS GAY:' DANA WHITE

Postby AverageWhiteMale » Mon Sep 10, 2012 3:36 pm

viaKO wrote:
505MMA wrote:The Onion?

onion news at its finest


Uhm - nope - it is original! Thanks!

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Re: 'UFC IS GAY:' DANA WHITE

Postby ScarTown_Bandit » Mon Sep 10, 2012 3:39 pm

Exhibit A:

Goddammit I said no more balls!

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Exhibit B:

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Exhibit C:

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Exhibit D:

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**Edit**

It is also a well known fact that Frank Mir got on stage at Cesar's Palace, took his shirt off, and let another man fondle his genitals.

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Re: 'UFC IS GAY:' DANA WHITE

Postby duallie » Mon Sep 10, 2012 3:53 pm

'DANA WHITE IS GAY:' UFC
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Re: 'UFC IS GAY:' DANA WHITE

Postby DannyRocktown » Mon Sep 10, 2012 3:56 pm

ScarTown_Bandit wrote:It is also a well known fact that Frank Mir got on stage at Cesar's Palace, took his shirt off, and let another man fondle his genitals.


:lol:

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Re: 'UFC IS GAY:' DANA WHITE

Postby PBells » Mon Sep 10, 2012 4:26 pm

Is anyone honestly surprised?!
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Re: 'UFC IS GAY:' DANA WHITE

Postby vanpepsi08 » Mon Sep 10, 2012 4:33 pm

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Re: 'UFC IS GAY:' DANA WHITE

Postby JohnKG » Mon Sep 10, 2012 4:40 pm

:lol: :lol: :lol:

Seriously though.. where can I get a UFC scented oil :?: :?:
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Re: 'UFC IS GAY:' DANA WHITE

Postby DreadLobster » Mon Sep 10, 2012 4:41 pm

JohnKG wrote::lol: :lol: :lol:

Seriously though.. where can I get a UFC scented oil :?: :?:


I thought that was the funniest part in the article.
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Re: 'UFC IS GAY:' DANA WHITE

Postby mmanarchy » Mon Sep 10, 2012 4:55 pm

lol ultimate troll
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Re: 'UFC IS GAY:' DANA WHITE

Postby jjmmajkd » Mon Sep 10, 2012 5:19 pm

I kept thinking Source or shut the fuck up...
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Re: 'UFC IS GAY:' DANA WHITE

Postby GSPforlife » Mon Sep 10, 2012 6:02 pm

Congrats averagewhiteguy. This was a funny article that you made up (for those that might think this is a serious article). You should definitely try to apply as a writer for the onion.
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Re: 'UFC IS GAY:' DANA WHITE

Postby Burritoking1000 » Mon Sep 10, 2012 6:14 pm

:lol: :lol: :lol:
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Re: 'UFC IS GAY:' DANA WHITE

Postby Brian12817 » Mon Sep 10, 2012 6:55 pm

:lol:
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