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[DeceptaCon]

[bruins2012]

I don’t subscribe to the Alex Jones Show but it’s complete bullshit that he got banned from various social media platforms.

[PBells]

They should do something about the baboons harassing the Sandy Hook families first

[DeceptaCon]

[EvilGorilla69+1]

damn man.. This guy should be president.

[Shuck]

They should do something about the baboons harassing the Sandy Hook families first

who are the baboons?

[bruins2012]

They should do something about the baboons harassing the Sandy Hook families first

who are the baboons?

I’m guessing the people who say that it’s was just a bunch of child actors and not real Kindergarten students that were murdered.

[PBells]

Interesting to see how many people are ignorant to history. Congress flipped under W, then flipped back under Obama. I wonder what's going to happen this time around...

[EvilGorilla69+1]

[PBells]

Man gets accused of sexual assault
#MeToo: FIRE HIM KILL HIM CHOP HIS DICK OFF

Woman gets accused of sexual assault
#MeToo: We don't know all the facts! Be gentle!

[Mr Meow]

Man gets accused of sexual assault
#MeToo: FIRE HIM KILL HIM CHOP HIS DICK OFF

Woman gets accused of sexual assault
#MeToo: We don't know all the facts! Be gentle!

Loved when Hilary said we needed to "believe the woman until evidence of the contrary comes out." Which of course is subverting due process and innocent until proven guilty

But more so its so hilariously hypercritical. How many RAPE cases did Bill settle out of court because he was terrified of how good the evidence would look to the jury? 3? 4? Oh wait it was 5 Guess she didn't believe the women then or her marriage to Bill is a shame.

[PBells]

Loved when Hilary said we needed to "believe the woman until evidence of the contrary comes out." Which of course is subverting due process and innocent until proven guilty

Right, because women never lie, cheat, exaggerate, implicate, or manipulate.

The starry-eyed optimism towards particular people (while blindly demonizing others) is one of the biggest things that disgusts me about modern-day Leftocracy. I believe that people are garbage until they prove otherwise and that includes women, "people of color," immigrants, homosexuals, the disabled, and transgenders.

It's just a shame that everything is so partisan these days and moderates seem to not exist. The left and the right have devolved into increasingly extremist caricatures and the sheeple play right along with it.

brb building a dwelling underground so I can escape from society

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[DeceptaCon]

Trumpets
TrumpPence

Spoiler:

[bruins2012]

Mueller Immediately Regrets Coercing Michael Cohen To Flip On Trump After Having To Spend Time With Him


‘Jesus, I Can’t Handle Dealing With This Fucking Idiot,’ Announces Special Counsel


WASHINGTON—Admitting that it was probably the worst mistake he has made since starting the investigation, Special Counsel Robert Mueller told reporters Wednesday that he immediately regretted coercing Michael Cohen to flip on the president after having to spend time with him. “At first, I thought that getting Cohen to cooperate would be great for the case, but Jesus, I can’t handle dealing with this fucking idiot,” said a visibly irritated Mueller, explaining that gaining valuable evidence on Russian interference in the 2016 presidential election straight from a source deep within Trump’s inner circle just wasn’t worth hearing the “smug, insufferable moron blathering on and on.” “We’re only a quarter of the way through, and this obnoxious dumbass is already on my last nerve. I should have just let him go to trial—this is excruciating.” Mueller later conceded that he was happy that Manafort hadn’t flipped yet because he doesn’t think he could handle “30 seconds in a room with that annoying shithead.”

[bruins2012]

Trump Boys Frantically Burning Stacks Of Printed-Out Emails To Eliminate Paper Trail


WASHINGTON—After learning that their father’s associates Paul Manafort and Michael Cohen were guilty of crimes and Special Counsel Robert Mueller’s investigation was continuing to expand, Eric and Donald Trump Jr. were reportedly frantically burning stacks of their printed-out emails Wednesday to eliminate their paper trail. “Okay, Eric, I think we melted down all the stuff we wrote from last year so now Mr. Mueller can’t never find it—time to start wrecking all the emails from this year,” said Trump Jr., who, along with his brother, had stayed up all night printing out every single email ever sent or received by either of the boys and setting the stacks of paper ablaze in a plastic garbage can to eliminate any evidence that could be used against them in an investigation. “We gotta type up copies of our texts so we can print them out and burn those, too—you can’t be too careful with the witch hunt. And once we finish burning all the evidence, we have to take pictures of our faces on Instagram and then print out those, too, and burn them so we can delete our identities. Then we have to leave and never come back, okay? We have to go to one of the small dots on a map where they can’t find us.” At press time, the Trump boys were attempting to erase any trace of their deliberate destruction of evidence by using masking tape to secure rocks to the top of the printer and pushing the device into the depths of the Lincoln Memorial Reflecting Pool where it would “never, ever be found.”