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Puff Puff Pass Me The Pen

Postby philphan » Fri May 03, 2013 6:21 pm

Puff Puff Pass Me The Pen


Sometimes I like to smoke a little and think a little. Sometimes I do one a little more and the other a little less.
Sometimes I just like the way the keys feel on my fingers and the little clicking noises they make. Sometimes I just like to type and not look at the screen and type real fast and just be amazed that not only can I hit the right keys but that words are forming. Sometimes I just go one toke over the line and end up listening to Howard talk about whatever.
Sometimes I just want to capture the things I am thinking in hopes they will unravel some sense. Sometime I just like to ramble. :mrgreen:

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Re: Puff Puff Pass Me The Pen

Postby philphan » Sat May 04, 2013 2:01 pm

I think this cat is thinking of taking me out. She has been stalking me all day. When I leave, she just sits and waits. What does she want? Is she mad? Does she have a plan? I few days ago I tossed her out of the room and locked the door when we needed a little "private time", is she still pissed? Has it been stuck in her kitty craw? Is she plotting something horrible for me? Do her and the other two work in a trio against me? Are they the axis of evil? Do they have a plan to take power and turn the situation on it's head? Do they really run the house along with the kids? Am I really their slave? How can I make this better? How can I fix this? Oh shit, they are just getting low on food. Whew! Case solved. I guess I can put the Mystery Machine back into the garage.

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Re: Puff Puff Pass Me The Pen

Postby philphan » Tue May 07, 2013 7:30 am

I'm proud to announce that Linker will be bought soon. Some changes are coming, but I bet we can work everything out.
War Linkers New Owners. Make it great!
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Re: Puff Puff Pass Me The Pen

Postby philphan » Wed May 15, 2013 5:24 am

Stoned Writing Contest Announcement

Please submit your THC filled thoughts here in the Ultimate Toking Ground. Prizes will be announced when the smoke clears.
Write a story, poem, sonnet, or limerick. No sober writing please. :mrgreen:
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Re: Puff Puff Pass Me The Pen

Postby philphan » Thu May 16, 2013 7:35 am

Each new day brings new challenges. I might be able to handle some better than others, but life has a way of keeping me on my toes. What I I am finding more and more is that a silver lining is possible in most situations. When I was younger I would try so hard to avoid problems or make them go away. I was actually just avoiding working out the problems and it just caused more stress. Now my thinking has changed a little. Now I think If I can deal with the situation that I will be better afterwards. It might be a little harder and take a little longer, but I will just be stronger because of it. I get the feeling today might be "one of the those days", so I will prepare myself for something wonderful. :biggrin:
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Re: Puff Puff Pass Me The Pen

Postby philphan » Tue Jun 25, 2013 5:17 am

How to enjoy the day, hour, or minutes before me? How will I remember tomorrow after it's done? How is this bowl not finished yet? Is this a magic bowl? Do I keep reloading it and just forget?
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Re: Puff Puff Pass Me The Pen

Postby ParliamentFunk » Wed Jun 26, 2013 10:57 pm

Its really hard for me to write sometimes. Shit, I used to write all the time, mostly poetry, no real reason why beside the fact I used to read a lot of Bukowski. Speaking of that asshole, they say writers don't necessarily live life to the fullest, that the writing gets in the way. Both the actual time you spend writing, but the seeing the world through the eyes of someone who is trying to figure out how they are going to explain it to someone else later.

This scares the shit out of me,I am a bit of a story teller, and I'm guilty of not appreciating what in front of me. But to me, the communication is beautiful. Because so much of what we experience in life defies description. The best things in life are indescribable. When I find the words though, especially if its using word(s) in a new way, that's what special to me. A lot of people have written poems about sunsets, but to find a poem that actually feels like a sunset, that's art.

I haven't wrote regularly for about 4 years. I write my assignments for creative writing classes, and fiction sparks my interest now, and we'll see what happens there.
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Re: Puff Puff Pass Me The Pen

Postby philphan » Mon Jul 01, 2013 7:55 am

Freedom and the 4th of July

The freedom to blow your finger off. The freedom to light your neighbor's roof on fire. The freedom to wear an outfit that is better suited for Halloween. The freedom to get drunk and act like a buffoon. Yes I'm talking to you. Just because you are free it doesn't mean you have to act like an inmate on weekend leave. As you are slipping into being a "fun guy" for the week, try to remember what all these freedoms mean. Remember the men who lost their limbs, legs, and lives to ensure your right to live free. As your "Epic Night" is getting into full swing, keep in mind that all things dangerous have already been done by brave young men in battle. You only need to enjoy what has been earned by the blood of others, so do it with class. So keep your fingers, dignity, and freedom safe this week. War Linker and War Freedom. See ya Saturday in chat.
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Re: Puff Puff Pass Me The Pen

Postby philphan » Thu Jul 11, 2013 6:30 am

ParliamentFunk wrote:Its really hard for me to write sometimes. Shit, I used to write all the time, mostly poetry, no real reason why beside the fact I used to read a lot of Bukowski. Speaking of that asshole, they say writers don't necessarily live life to the fullest, that the writing gets in the way. Both the actual time you spend writing, but the seeing the world through the eyes of someone who is trying to figure out how they are going to explain it to someone else later.

As the beard falls, time passes by. As each red hair hits the ground, another moment has slipped by us. The joy they shared was grand, but the final sacrifice was decided by the MMA Gods. They paved the way for all those who follow, and many more will grow over the years. So let the razor fly and the fun begin. (on cam please) :mrgreen:
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Re: Puff Puff Pass Me The Pen

Postby philphan » Mon Jul 15, 2013 7:49 am

To those linkers who have left, to all those who are leaving now. You will be missed. No matter the number of posts or amount of time you spent on linker, you were part of something fun. People come and go but a few leave their mark. Not just on the site, but in the minds of the other users. Some are jokes and others just great blokes, the memories get to decide. If you're going, then thanks for the good times. If you return, we will be here waiting to hear about your adventures in the real world. Come back to share, time will only give everything a more mythical feeling. You can come home again so don't forget it. Remember the good times and never be to proud to come back for a reunion. Linker is always growing but always remembers the past. More importantly, Linker is always ready to welcome you back.
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Re: Puff Puff Pass Me The Pen

Postby philphan » Thu Aug 22, 2013 8:07 am

Conflict
If the world was perfect and was without problems, nothing great would ever happen. It would always be good and flow like a gentle stream, but only storms and rapid waters bring real change. When conflict happens it forces people to think in a different way. It also leads to new innovations and technology. With great problems come great solutions. How many life changing ideas came from conflict? To many to count and rising. Conflict is a great motivator and brings about change the fastest. Friction creates energy and it can be manipulated into many positive things. Try to keep that in mind that next time someone 'rubs you the wrong way'. :mrgreen:
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Re: Puff Puff Pass Me The Pen

Postby philphan » Wed Aug 28, 2013 5:21 am

Time
I need it, I want, I am always chasing it. I need more time to live this life. Each day the time slips by and I leave things on the table. If I had a little more time I could realize each day to it's potential. Instead I lay my head down with many left over "should haves". I try to prioritize, I don't want to leave anyone out or hanging. Making breakfast, taking to practice, and reading bed time stories never gets missed. Those come with the sun every day, but did I miss out on other things?
When I was younger I had lots of time, now it seems like the clock runs faster. I guess thats why I find myself getting up a littler earlier at times. Just to have that extra couple of hours to myself. No one else that needs anything from me at that moment, just for me. I usually end up planning for the day, but either way I can collect my thoughts without interruption.
People talk about life slowing down a little with age but it feels just the opposite. I am now starting to see why "time machines" are such a popular theme in movies, because everyone wants more time.
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Re: Puff Puff Pass Me The Pen

Postby philphan » Fri Aug 30, 2013 6:50 pm

Pfuck is the proud winner of a huge bottle of nair. Congratulations Pduck, your prize is in the mail. :-?
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Re: Puff Puff Pass Me The Pen

Postby philphan » Fri Aug 30, 2013 6:58 pm

Championship Teams
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Champions are born, not bread.
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Re: Puff Puff Pass Me The Pen

Postby Bluntz » Sun Sep 01, 2013 2:21 am

philphan wrote:Championship Teams
MJ and Pippen
Montana and Rice
Gretzky and the puck
Bluntz and Philphan

Champions are born, not bread.
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Sweet post bro...so true. And the stuff you said in the other posts...thats some real shit man, Stephen King like. I have thoughts similar to those. :mrgreen:
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