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[bwawm]

Bernie Sanders Holds Secret Campaign Meeting With 15,000 Working-Class Democratic Donors


DETROIT—Releasing bombshell evidence in the form of hundreds of cell phone videos taken during the gathering, numerous anonymous tipsters confirmed this week that Bernie Sanders recently attended a secret campaign meeting with 15,000 working-class donors from the Democratic Party. “This damning footage shows Sen. Sanders clandestinely mingling with thousands of representatives from the nursing, food service, and public education sectors, many of whom were apparently chauffeured to the event aboard city buses and enjoyed fountain drinks upon arriving,” said political strategist August Buckminster, adding that the event, which reportedly took place at a local vocational school, could prove problematic for the presidential candidate in his bid for the Democratic nomination. “Sanders can be heard promising a highly underprivileged audience everything from a minimum-wage increase to healthcare access to educational opportunities—whatever it takes to get them on his side. In one video, he explicitly offers a group of steel workers a quid pro quo of affordable housing in exchange for their votes. If the senator wants to win the backing of the national party, he will certainly have to answer for hobnobbing with this room full of people at the absolute lowest levels of power.” At press time, Sanders had received further criticism after documents were uncovered showing he has acted on behalf of a contingent of approximately 625,000 Vermont residents over a period of nearly 30 years.

what is this the Onion?

[bwawm]

Bernie Sanders Holds Secret Campaign Meeting With 15,000 Working-Class Democratic Donors


DETROIT—Releasing bombshell evidence in the form of hundreds of cell phone videos taken during the gathering, numerous anonymous tipsters confirmed this week that Bernie Sanders recently attended a secret campaign meeting with 15,000 working-class donors from the Democratic Party. “This damning footage shows Sen. Sanders clandestinely mingling with thousands of representatives from the nursing, food service, and public education sectors, many of whom were apparently chauffeured to the event aboard city buses and enjoyed fountain drinks upon arriving,” said political strategist August Buckminster, adding that the event, which reportedly took place at a local vocational school, could prove problematic for the presidential candidate in his bid for the Democratic nomination. “Sanders can be heard promising a highly underprivileged audience everything from a minimum-wage increase to healthcare access to educational opportunities—whatever it takes to get them on his side. In one video, he explicitly offers a group of steel workers a quid pro quo of affordable housing in exchange for their votes. If the senator wants to win the backing of the national party, he will certainly have to answer for hobnobbing with this room full of people at the absolute lowest levels of power.” At press time, Sanders had received further criticism after documents were uncovered showing he has acted on behalf of a contingent of approximately 625,000 Vermont residents over a period of nearly 30 years.

what is this the Onion?

Wait a sec....is the guy who called me a fuckboy for misspelling a word referencing the onion as serious content??

You read through an entire article of humor content, saw a couple trigger words, and mistook it for something serious?

wooooooooooow

[bruins2012]

Bernie Sanders Holds Secret Campaign Meeting With 15,000 Working-Class Democratic Donors


DETROIT—Releasing bombshell evidence in the form of hundreds of cell phone videos taken during the gathering, numerous anonymous tipsters confirmed this week that Bernie Sanders recently attended a secret campaign meeting with 15,000 working-class donors from the Democratic Party. “This damning footage shows Sen. Sanders clandestinely mingling with thousands of representatives from the nursing, food service, and public education sectors, many of whom were apparently chauffeured to the event aboard city buses and enjoyed fountain drinks upon arriving,” said political strategist August Buckminster, adding that the event, which reportedly took place at a local vocational school, could prove problematic for the presidential candidate in his bid for the Democratic nomination. “Sanders can be heard promising a highly underprivileged audience everything from a minimum-wage increase to healthcare access to educational opportunities—whatever it takes to get them on his side. In one video, he explicitly offers a group of steel workers a quid pro quo of affordable housing in exchange for their votes. If the senator wants to win the backing of the national party, he will certainly have to answer for hobnobbing with this room full of people at the absolute lowest levels of power.” At press time, Sanders had received further criticism after documents were uncovered showing he has acted on behalf of a contingent of approximately 625,000 Vermont residents over a period of nearly 30 years.

what is this the Onion?

Wait a sec....is the guy who called me a fuckboy for misspelling a word referencing the onion as serious content??

You read through an entire article of humor content, saw a couple trigger words, and mistook it for something serious?

wooooooooooow

You sir should be a detective. You’re spot on as usual. I copied and pasted it from my twitter account, deleted all references to The Onion and posted it without ever realizing that it was in fact from the very site I deleted all reference to.

Well played you bum.

[philphan]

Spoiler:

[TFlock]

Spoiler:

he's fucked. he can only lie about everything and hide his criminal past for so long... over 25 women accusing him of sexual assault among many other issues. there's so many issues that nobody can even keep track of all of them.

as his approval rating continues to drop we will see his party turn against him and bye bye!

[bwawm]

You sir should be a detective. You’re spot on as usual. I copied and pasted it from my twitter account, deleted all references to The Onion and posted it without ever realizing that it was in fact from the very site I deleted all reference to.

Well played you bum.

sorry brother-couldn't let it slide after you made out like I was a 'stupid fuck boy' for misspelling a word

[KingOfPancrase]

Spoiler:

Jeffrey Epstein didn't kill himself.

[DeceptaCon]

Spoiler:

Jeffrey Epstein didn't kill himself.

Long live the 4 Pillars of Linker!

[KingOfPancrase]

Spoiler:

Jeffrey Epstein didn't kill himself.

Long live the 4 Pillars of Linker!

I am raw truth. Let's revive the who is drunk thread.

[KingOfPancrase]

"But...but.... BUT HISPANICS AND OTHER IMMIGRANTS ARE NATURAL CONSERVATIVES" squealed virginians and Kentuckians

[bwawm]

"But...but.... BUT HISPANICS AND OTHER IMMIGRANTS ARE NATURAL CONSERVATIVES" squealed virginians and Kentuckians

Kentucky ranks #39 in hispanic population. Texas is number 3.

If Kentucky is going blue because of its hispanic population then there are 38 other states that should be blue (according to you).

Shiiit Texas should be further left than CA!

You don't have to believe stupid shit KOP...its a choice man-you're better than this.

[DeceptaCon]

"But...but.... BUT HISPANICS AND OTHER IMMIGRANTS ARE NATURAL CONSERVATIVES" squealed virginians and Kentuckians

Kentucky ranks #39 in hispanic population. Texas is number 3.

If Kentucky is going blue because of its hispanic population then there are 38 other states that should be blue (according to you).

Shiiit Texas should be further left than CA!

You don't have to believe stupid shit KOP...its a choice man-you're better than this.

Can't believe anyone still believe Politics at the highest level are real anymore they aren't even trying to hide it anymore.
And by they I mean. . .

Spoiler:

Spoiler:

[bwawm]

"But...but.... BUT HISPANICS AND OTHER IMMIGRANTS ARE NATURAL CONSERVATIVES" squealed virginians and Kentuckians

Kentucky ranks #39 in hispanic population. Texas is number 3.

If Kentucky is going blue because of its hispanic population then there are 38 other states that should be blue (according to you).

Shiiit Texas should be further left than CA!

You don't have to believe stupid shit KOP...its a choice man-you're better than this.

Can't believe anyone still believe Politics at the highest level are real anymore they aren't even trying to hide it anymore.
And by they I mean. . .

Spoiler:

Spoiler:

Yup, most of us are have nots....thats why I never understood why folks thought electing Trump was anticonventional.

Difference between being ruled by politicians on behalf of rich people as opposed to being ruled by a rich person 'politicianing' on behalf of rich people is a strand I never gave enough of a fuck to split.

Just blows my mind how people will desparately commit to logical gymnastics to validate a conclusion that they know is wrong instead of just learning....

Its not that Trump stole 2 mil from veterans (admittedly)...its not that he's firing thousands of VA staff to fund a wall (that some fuckwits ACTUALLY THOUGHT Mexico was going to pay for *KOP*)...not that we have kids caged up at the border....not that he dismantled a healthcare system that was actually helping a ton of folks..... .... ........its that there are too many 'hispanics' so the poor white people can't be as right wing as they really want to be because 3% of the total population skewed the results

Literally some of the dumbest shit I've ever heard in my life.

[KingOfPancrase]

Bwammm is a certifiable retard. I did say other immigrants too. Granted Virginia was affected way more than Kentucky.
And Texas is a lost cause. Will be blue within 10 years. Demographics are destiny. California used to be a solid red state. If you want to see the future of Texas, Virginia, Florida etc etc etc look no further than California for your magic 8 ball.

[KingOfPancrase]

let the triggering begin !