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What is your craziest MMA dream?

Postby DeceptaCon » Fri Jul 12, 2019 5:24 pm

Last night I had the realest most lucid dream, so real that when I woke up I was pissed that I missed the fight live. In my dream the fight card took place in Europe so the fights happened real early in the morning and some how I glanced at the TV screen and it showed the spoiler. The fight was Tony Ferguson vs Dustin Poirier and Tony finished Dustin in 25 seconds of the lst round. I turned away from the TV before I saw the finish because I wanted to watch the whole card first. Man I was so pissed, then later after I woke up and calmed down a little I realized that Dustin still has to fight Khabib. This was probably the clearest most coherent dream I have had in a long time, I still remember all of the details from this morning the finish happened precisely 25 seconds into the 1st round, I saw Tony warming up waiting for the ref to start the fight. He was jumping up and down trying to get loose then I turned my head away from the TV because I didn't want to see the finish. I remember thinking no way did Tony KO Dustin with one punch or kick, how did he finish him in 25 secs?

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Re: What is your craziest MMA dream?

Postby kezzaman » Fri Jul 12, 2019 6:12 pm

I once dreamed i was staying at Anderson Silvas house.
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Re: What is your craziest MMA dream?

Postby philphan » Fri Jul 12, 2019 6:57 pm

I was sure I was going to read a post about having sex with BJ. :mrgreen:
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Re: What is your craziest MMA dream?

Postby KingOfPancrase » Fri Jul 12, 2019 9:03 pm

I dreamed Ken Shamrock was still good. :butthurt:
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Re: What is your craziest MMA dream?

Postby PBells » Fri Jul 12, 2019 10:45 pm

Cub Swanson knocking Conor out cold with a spinning back fist

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Re: What is your craziest MMA dream?

Postby Asso » Fri Jul 12, 2019 11:12 pm

I had a dream the day after Artem Lobov fought for the first time in BKFC that he was being treated in a hospital in my neighborhood. When a woman asked if I wanted to fuck, I said "No way! I gotta see Artem!"
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Re: What is your craziest MMA dream?

Postby DeceptaCon » Fri Jul 12, 2019 11:58 pm

Asso wrote:I had a dream the day after Artem Lobov fought for the first time in BKFC that he was being treated in a hospital in my neighborhood. When a woman asked if I wanted to fuck, I said "No way! I gotta see Artem!"

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Re: What is your craziest MMA dream?

Postby dereq » Sat Jul 13, 2019 1:55 am

I had a dream about 6 years ago where I was fighting Nick Diaz. I eventually got his back and was trying my best to choke him out... Then I woke up and literally had my GF in a body triangle, with my arms around her neck. She was freaked out to say the least.
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Re: What is your craziest MMA dream?

Postby DeceptaCon » Sat Jul 13, 2019 11:20 am

dereq wrote:I had a dream about 6 years ago where I was fighting Nick Diaz. I eventually got his back and was trying my best to choke him out... Then I woke up and literally had my GF in a body triangle, with my arms around her neck. She was freaked out to say the least.
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She wanted that D.
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Re: What is your craziest MMA dream?

Postby EvilGorilla69+1 » Wed Jul 17, 2019 3:54 am

last night . I saw the Iceman knocking people out. he had 2 Ko's in a row and in the cage, he looked as mean and destructive as ever.
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Re: What is your craziest MMA dream?

Postby PainDog » Wed Jul 17, 2019 5:29 am

I've never had a dream about an MMA fighter.

I have however had a dream where I was fighting this guy and he was kicking me in the nuts.

Then I woke up in sweat grabbing my nuts. Dream induced genuine nut pain.
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Re: What is your craziest MMA dream?

Postby philphan » Wed Jul 17, 2019 5:44 am

PainDog wrote:I've never had a dream about an MMA fighter.

I have however had a dream where I was fighting this guy and he was kicking me in the nuts.

Then I woke up in sweat grabbing my nuts. Dream induced genuine nut pain.

:lol: That's nuts. :mrgreen:
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Re: What is your craziest MMA dream?

Postby 320IDAVE » Fri Jul 19, 2019 9:52 am

PainDog wrote:I've never had a dream about an MMA fighter.

I have however had a dream where I was fighting this guy and he was kicking me in the nuts.

Then I woke up in sweat grabbing my nuts. Dream induced genuine nut pain.



Same about the first line.

I guess getting punched repeatedly at the gym and watching some MMA is enough fighting for my brain.

I dream about titties a lot though
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Re: What is your craziest MMA dream?

Postby warriorxvv » Fri Jul 19, 2019 9:59 am

I’ve dreamed of eating PVZ ass out
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Re: What is your craziest MMA dream?

Postby 320IDAVE » Fri Jul 19, 2019 10:20 am

warriorxvv wrote:I’ve dreamed of eating PVZ ass out


And that would be the ideal MMA dream
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