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Godzilla aint no bitch

Postby PainDog » Wed Jun 05, 2019 3:31 am

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Unlike some other popular movie characters, Godzilla is not and has never been a bitch (except in 1998 when he was a hermaphrodite and fucked himself…and the movie was so bad it fucked everyone else…and yeah…Mathew Broderick)

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I have been a fan of Godzilla movies for probably over 3 decades at this point. For the bulk of the characters history Godzilla is a force of nature that’s main function is to battle other giant monsters. There are exceptions to this rule like the original film.

Whether Godzilla was busting out karate moves or taking on a more sinister attitude the movies always were more entertaining they focused on kaiju vs. kaiju actions.

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In 2014 when Hollywood rebooted the Godzilla franchise, after the disaster that was the 98 film, they did Godzilla right. His appearance didn’t deviate too far away from the original Japanese designs, and he was a powerful force of nature out to kick kaiju ass.

Unfortunately, Godzilla was barely in the film. Instead the story was filled with what has become American military clichés featured in every other action movie. Despite all the potential, a good look for Godzilla, a talented director and cast, the movie itself was ultimately a boring pile of monster sized shit.

The 2019 film is amazing.
It is the best movie I have seen in a very long time. I mean, I could some up some of the better qualities just with bullet points:

- Godzilla is actually prominently featured in the movie

-There are plenty of action sequences between Godzilla and King Ghidorah the films kaiju antagonist

- The US military while featured heavily doesn’t overwhelm the story

- The films human antagonist is a liberal white woman (which is refreshingly different)

- Zhang Ziyi looks extraordinarily attractive

- The film completely honors the source material. When Mothra is about to emerge as a fully-fledged moth monster it flashes to Ziyi and reveals she is actually playing twin sisters. In the original Japanese films there are two tiny twins that sing to summon Mothra.
Also, how Godzilla becomes “burning” Godzilla in this film is very similar to the Japanese material.

- The music is amazing

Finally, and perhaps most importantly the film knows what it is. A Godzilla movie does not need to be a film with an overly dramatic narrative and feel.
Every other major franchise is out trying to humanize their film series.
In an effort to create tragic film villains, antagonists are turned into whiny bitches; in order to make everything politically correct female and minority characters are shoved down the audiences’ throat just because they are female or minorities and not for what they can add to a film.

All this does is turn what should be a simple straight forward experience into an overly complicated mess.

Godzilla King of Monsters is simple and it knows it is, which is truly refreshing.
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Re: Godzilla aint no bitch

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Re: Godzilla aint no bitch

Postby KingOfPancrase » Wed Jun 05, 2019 10:51 pm

You can have a white liberal female antagonist in 2019? This is possible?
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Re: Godzilla aint no bitch

Postby PainDog » Thu Jun 06, 2019 1:16 am

KingOfPancrase wrote:You can have a white liberal female antagonist in 2019? This is possible?


It happened.

There are moments where you think she is going to get redeemed and live happily ever after...but in the end she meets up with burning Godzilla....
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Re: Godzilla aint no bitch

Postby KingOfPancrase » Thu Jun 06, 2019 2:28 am

PainDog wrote:
KingOfPancrase wrote:You can have a white liberal female antagonist in 2019? This is possible?


It happened.

There are moments where you think she is going to get redeemed and live happily ever after...but in the end she meets up with burning Godzilla....

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Re: Godzilla aint no bitch

Postby hawdrigoh » Fri Jun 07, 2019 1:58 am

Joe Lauzon disagrees.
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Re: Godzilla aint no bitch

Postby PainDog » Fri Jun 07, 2019 2:19 am

hawdrigoh wrote:Joe Lauzon disagrees.


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Re: Godzilla aint no bitch

Postby hawdrigoh » Fri Jun 07, 2019 2:37 am

PainDog wrote:
hawdrigoh wrote:Joe Lauzon disagrees.


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Re: Godzilla aint no bitch

Postby PainDog » Fri Jun 07, 2019 3:06 am

hawdrigoh wrote:
PainDog wrote:
hawdrigoh wrote:Joe Lauzon disagrees.


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Re: Godzilla aint no bitch

Postby Mr Meow » Fri Jun 07, 2019 10:27 am

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Re: Godzilla aint no bitch

Postby MadTitan » Fri Jun 07, 2019 4:13 pm

Just watched the original last week. Still gotta go see King of the Mosters in theaters.

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KING KONG gonna make Godzilla his BITCH

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Re: Godzilla aint no bitch

Postby DeceptaCon » Thu Jun 13, 2019 1:48 am

MadTitan wrote:Just watched the original last week. Still gotta go see King of the Mosters in theaters.

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KING KONG gonna make Godzilla his BITCH

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:lol: :lol: Pain this thread is gold sticky it
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Re: Godzilla aint no bitch

Postby PainDog » Thu Jun 13, 2019 10:05 am

DeceptaCon wrote:
MadTitan wrote:Just watched the original last week. Still gotta go see King of the Mosters in theaters.

BTW:

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KING KONG gonna make Godzilla his BITCH

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:lol: :lol: Pain this thread is gold sticky it


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Go see the movie.

Godzilla would murder, rape, and eat king Kong.

Godzilla has loads of powers, can survive nuclear explosions, is bigger, a more technical fighter, and more vicious.

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Kong shouldn't stand a chance unless he has teamed up with crawler things from skull island.
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Re: Godzilla aint no bitch

Postby PainDog » Thu Jun 13, 2019 10:05 am

KingOfPancrase wrote:
PainDog wrote:
KingOfPancrase wrote:You can have a white liberal female antagonist in 2019? This is possible?


It happened.

There are moments where you think she is going to get redeemed and live happily ever after...but in the end she meets up with burning Godzilla....

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I'm sure this is the reason the critics have been against this movie...
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Re: Godzilla aint no bitch

Postby KingOfPancrase » Thu Jun 13, 2019 3:20 pm

PainDog wrote:
KingOfPancrase wrote:
PainDog wrote:
KingOfPancrase wrote:You can have a white liberal female antagonist in 2019? This is possible?


It happened.

There are moments where you think she is going to get redeemed and live happily ever after...but in the end she meets up with burning Godzilla....

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Spoiler:
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I'm sure this is the reason the critics have been against this movie...

100% correct.
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