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Re: 1st world MMA problems vs 3rd world MMA problems

Postby yoseph » Thu Jan 03, 2019 11:08 pm

1st world mma problems: waiting for the money fight

3rd world mma problems: not fighting enough to make money
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Re: 1st world MMA problems vs 3rd world MMA problems

Postby DeceptaCon » Fri Jan 04, 2019 1:56 pm

1st world mma problems: Not getting Stitch for your cut man

3rd world mma problems: Bleeding to death from not getting stitches
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Re: 1st world MMA problems vs 3rd world MMA problems

Postby Ineblah » Fri Jan 04, 2019 5:02 pm

1st world mma problems: Trying to find a good stream to watch the ppv
3rd world mma problems: Trying to find a good stream so your family doesn’t die.
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Re: 1st world MMA problems vs 3rd world MMA problems

Postby DeceptaCon » Fri Jan 04, 2019 7:22 pm

1st world problems: having to take TRT because your balls don't work anymore

3rd world problems: getting your balls bit off fishing
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Re: 1st world MMA problems vs 3rd world MMA problems

Postby philphan » Sat Jan 05, 2019 9:01 am

EvilGorilla69+1 wrote:1st world problems: Throwing the 'H' bomb
3rd world problems: Throwing the 'A' bomb

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Re: 1st world MMA problems vs 3rd world MMA problems

Postby DeceptaCon » Tue Jan 08, 2019 4:55 pm

1st world mma problems: interim champ being passed over for title shot
3rd world mma problems : being put into an Internment camp
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Re: 1st world MMA problems vs 3rd world MMA problems

Postby DeceptaCon » Wed Jan 09, 2019 4:05 pm

1st world mma problems: getting caught with a picogram of turbinol in your system.
3rd world mma problems: getting caught with 20 balloons of heroin in your stomach at the airport.
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Re: 1st world MMA problems vs 3rd world MMA problems

Postby DeceptaCon » Wed Jan 09, 2019 4:51 pm

EvilGorilla69+1 wrote:
DeceptaCon wrote:1st world mma problems: getting caught with a picogram of turbinol in your system.
3rd world mma problems: getting caught with 20 balloons of heroin in your stomach at the airport.



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1st world mma problems: getting rear naked choked
3rd world mma problems: getting rear naked raped

1st world mma problems: having to train at high altitudes
3rd world mma problems: being hung upside down from high altitudes

1st world mma problems: having to pay for a training camp
3rd world mma problems: having a campsite
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Re: 1st world MMA problems vs 3rd world MMA problems

Postby kezzaman » Fri Feb 15, 2019 7:58 am

1st world fighters dont have any excuses like; i grew up eating horse meat, I mined sand when i was a teenager,
if a 1st world fighter is shredded then he is a juice head turkey no questions! and that my friends is the true definition of discrimination.
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Re: 1st world MMA problems vs 3rd world MMA problems

Postby philphan » Tue May 14, 2019 12:12 pm

EvilGorilla69+1 wrote:1st world MMA problem: Getting kicked in the liver
3rd world MMA problem: Having your liver stolen and sold in the black market.

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Re: 1st world MMA problems vs 3rd world MMA problems

Postby DeceptaCon » Tue May 14, 2019 3:19 pm

1st world mma problems: having beef with another fighter
3rd world mma problems: having actual beef
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Re: 1st world MMA problems vs 3rd world MMA problems

Postby DeceptaCon » Thu May 16, 2019 1:35 am

1st world mma problems: WMMA
3rd world mma problems: WHO
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Re: 1st world MMA problems vs 3rd world MMA problems

Postby tsarlaider » Thu May 16, 2019 4:47 am

1st world problems Bad refering - early stoppage

3rd world problem No refering - no stoppage
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Re: 1st world MMA problems vs 3rd world MMA problems

Postby DeceptaCon » Thu May 16, 2019 1:11 pm

1st world mma problems: bad training camps
3rd world mma problems: internment camps
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Re: 1st world MMA problems vs 3rd world MMA problems

Postby PBells » Thu May 16, 2019 1:22 pm

1st world MMA problem: Your fight falls through and a replacement can't be found
3rd world MMA problem: Your house falls through its foundation and a replacement is unaffordable

1st world MMA problem: Opponent refuses to fight you
3rd world MMA problem: Warlord refuses to free your wife

1st world MMA problem: Steroids make your hair fall out
3rd world MMA problem: Krokodil makes your fingers fall off
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