MMA Linker

[DeceptaCon]

1st world mma problems: getting caught with a picogram of turbinol in your system.
3rd world mma problems: getting caught with 20 balloons of heroin in your stomach at the airport.

[EvilGorilla69+1]

1st world mma problems: getting caught with a picogram of turbinol in your system.
3rd world mma problems: getting caught with 20 balloons of heroin in your stomach at the airport.

[DeceptaCon]

1st world mma problems: getting caught with a picogram of turbinol in your system.
3rd world mma problems: getting caught with 20 balloons of heroin in your stomach at the airport.

1st world mma problems: getting rear naked choked
3rd world mma problems: getting rear naked raped

1st world mma problems: having to train at high altitudes
3rd world mma problems: being hung upside down from high altitudes

1st world mma problems: having to pay for a training camp
3rd world mma problems: having a campsite

[EvilGorilla69+1]

1st world MMA problem: Kidney stones
3rd world MMA problem: Selling your kidneys to buy 'rocks'

[EvilGorilla69+1]

1st world MMA problem: Having bad AIDS(assistants)
3rd world MMA problem: Having AIDS

[EvilGorilla69+1]

1st world MMA problem: no IV
3rd world MMA problem: no water

[kezzaman]

1st world fighters dont have any excuses like; i grew up eating horse meat, I mined sand when i was a teenager,
if a 1st world fighter is shredded then he is a juice head turkey no questions! and that my friends is the true definition of discrimination.

[EvilGorilla69+1]

1st world MMA problem: Getting kicked in the liver
3rd world MMA problem: Having your liver stolen and sold in the black market.

[philphan]

1st world MMA problem: Getting kicked in the liver
3rd world MMA problem: Having your liver stolen and sold in the black market.

[DeceptaCon]

1st world mma problems: having beef with another fighter
3rd world mma problems: having actual beef

[EvilGorilla69+1]

1st world mma problems: having beef with another fighter
3rd world mma problems: having actual beef

1st world mma problem: no money fights -not having enough internet beefs
3rd world mma problem: no money - no actual beef

[DeceptaCon]

1st world mma problems: WMMA
3rd world mma problems: WHO

[tsarlaider]

1st world problems Bad refering - early stoppage

3rd world problem No refering - no stoppage

[DeceptaCon]

1st world mma problems: bad training camps
3rd world mma problems: internment camps

[PBells]

1st world MMA problem: Your fight falls through and a replacement can't be found
3rd world MMA problem: Your house falls through its foundation and a replacement is unaffordable

1st world MMA problem: Opponent refuses to fight you
3rd world MMA problem: Warlord refuses to free your wife

1st world MMA problem: Steroids make your hair fall out
3rd world MMA problem: Krokodil makes your fingers fall off