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Re: Official Religion Thread

Postby DeceptaCon » Fri Apr 21, 2017 10:45 am

kusok wrote:What if God is just a guy who created a computer program and we are all in it?

https://www.scientificamerican.com/article/are-we-living-in-a-computer-simulation/


All this talk about a hologram, never ending numbers etc. spooky stuff.


And what if the guy (God) died?... And we are just stuck here forever.. this can explain why he didn't come back to judge us etc. This also explains how he made everything in 6 days, he just designed a computer program... that explains all...


It doesn't explain Fedor, but that's another topic.

It is like the Matrix, a flesh Matrix with Lizard/demon dna embedded in our DNA(Born into Sin) True salvation is only attained once you surrender yourself to the higher power. Once the illusion is broken then you will see the glitches in the Matrix, the patterns, the 13.
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Re: Official Religion Thread

Postby ebickmeyer » Tue Oct 24, 2017 10:18 pm

I've noticed this thread hasn't received much attention lately. Here's a combination of funny, odd, and just sad religious moments.

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Re: Official Religion Thread

Postby KingOfPancrase » Wed Oct 25, 2017 6:27 pm

We must become the physical manifestations of Wotans will on earth. To vanquish the enemy.
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Re: Official Religion Thread

Postby DeceptaCon » Wed Oct 25, 2017 6:29 pm

KingOfPancrase wrote:We must become the physical manifestations of Wotans will on earth. To vanquish the enemy.

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Re: Official Religion Thread

Postby KingOfPancrase » Thu Oct 26, 2017 4:52 pm

DeceptaCon wrote:
KingOfPancrase wrote:We must become the physical manifestations of Wotans will on earth. To vanquish the enemy.

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Re: Official Religion Thread

Postby ebickmeyer » Fri Oct 27, 2017 12:27 am

I pray to Joe Pesci to solve my problems.

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Re: Official Religion Thread

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Re: Official Religion Thread

Postby KingOfPancrase » Sun Oct 29, 2017 12:59 am

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I hope George's soul can find true redemption in Odin during his stay in the afterlife. Valhalla calls you mr Carlin.
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Re: Official Religion Thread

Postby willmma » Fri Oct 26, 2018 8:21 am

Shuck's efforts are paying dividends!

Sinead O'Connor converted to Islam this morning. Which raises a big philosophical question:

Team McGregor or Team Khabib?
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Re: Official Religion Thread

Postby MurderfaceMMA » Sun Oct 28, 2018 2:20 pm

willmma wrote:Shuck's efforts are paying dividends!

Sinead O'Connor converted to Islam this morning. Which raises a big philosophical question:

Team McGregor or Team Khabib?

Eww, she did? I guess we shouldnt be surprised. Shes nuttier than a Snickers bar.
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Re: Official Religion Thread

Postby exsanguinator » Fri Nov 09, 2018 9:55 pm

MurderfaceMMA wrote:
willmma wrote:Shuck's efforts are paying dividends!

Sinead O'Connor converted to Islam this morning. Which raises a big philosophical question:

Team McGregor or Team Khabib?

Eww, she did? I guess we shouldnt be surprised. Shes nuttier than a Snickers bar.


Well, she fuckin hates the Pope so this isn't too surprising.
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Re: Official Religion Thread

Postby blackmetalcarson » Sun Nov 18, 2018 12:04 am

She also apparently hates white people, says that non-Muslims are white, and then she was corrected by a few members of the Muslim community for her harsh comments.

https://www.usatoday.com/story/life/201 ... 912720002/
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Re: Official Religion Thread

Postby PBells » Sun Nov 18, 2018 12:39 am

blackmetalcarson wrote:She also apparently hates white people, says that non-Muslims are white, and then she was corrected by a few members of the Muslim community for her harsh comments.

https://www.usatoday.com/story/life/201 ... 912720002/


Didn't take long for her to start alienating her new chosen group. :lol:
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Re: Official Religion Thread

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Re: Official Religion Thread

Postby Legionarivs » Sat Jun 15, 2019 7:40 am

What's the branch of islam Nurmagomedov is into? Sufi or Salafi? Chechnya and Dagestan gets cracked down on salafists as they form a threat to the Russia, so I doubt there's much info available if he was a salafist. Hopeful anyone can give me a good answer. No jokes please, this is the religious section and religious people might get offended by your laughter.
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