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If you coud beat one fighter...

Postby KingOfPancrase » Tue Jul 10, 2018 7:18 pm

Into a living death... Who would it be? :P
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Jon Jones :twisted:
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Re: If you coud beat one fighter...

Postby PBells » Tue Jul 10, 2018 10:08 pm

Cuntor McFaggor

His sins, in order of magnitude:
- Sport-killer
- Brought in the worst fans UFC has ever seen (behind maybe Brock)
- High-pitched voice
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- Has the most worthless clingers-on
- Drug addict
- Hipster
- Violent criminal
- Social media whore
- Attention whore
- Megalomaniac
- Future deadbeat dad
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Re: If you coud beat one fighter...

Postby DeceptaCon » Tue Jul 10, 2018 10:18 pm

Frankie Edgar for ending the golden era of MMA and ushering in nonstop rematches and title shots. Thank you Aldo!
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Re: If you coud beat one fighter...

Postby Mr Meow » Tue Jul 10, 2018 10:19 pm

Josh Grispi :fu: :fu:
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Re: If you coud beat one fighter...

Postby Shuck » Tue Jul 10, 2018 10:24 pm

PVZ & JJ .. i think it would look ok n the publics eye if I did it at the same time

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Re: If you coud beat one fighter...

Postby hawdrigoh » Tue Jul 10, 2018 11:24 pm

Fedor because I would be able to say I beat the GOAT into a living death but I wouldn’t be able to go through it of course. We’d wind up going to church followed by jumping rope for 20 minutes in a park and then hitting up a Russian bath house for a steam, shave, and shower.
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Re: If you coud beat one fighter...

Postby TFlock » Tue Jul 10, 2018 11:54 pm

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Re: If you coud beat one fighter...

Postby SpeakEasy » Wed Jul 11, 2018 1:11 am

Tito ortiz for sure.
I'd try my damndest to inflict every injury hes claimed to have.
Fuck spinal fusion surgery, I'll reverse that right quick.

And fucking meow with his PC post, this is for you.
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Re: If you coud beat one fighter...

Postby KingOfPancrase » Wed Jul 11, 2018 4:19 am

TFlock wrote:

So your answer is Tito Ortiz? On a more serious note...why the fuck did barely out of his prime Shamrock...who was allowed to roid as much as possible...come in at 201 pounds? No way he overshot the weight cut that much? Granted he's ripped the fuck up but still....dude should barely make weight and come in bigger than Ortiz.....shamrock back then was a natural heavyweight. 230 easy. Wtf.
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Re: If you coud beat one fighter...

Postby YMCA » Wed Jul 11, 2018 5:52 am

Gina Carano, with my Johnson.
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^^he has a long history of crying if things don't go his way. Doubt he can learn to keep his emotions in check at such a late age. What is he 37?
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Re: If you coud beat one fighter...

Postby MadTitan » Wed Jul 11, 2018 6:12 am

Jon Jones easy :lol:
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Re: If you coud beat one fighter...

Postby PainDog » Wed Jul 11, 2018 9:32 am

....not really a fighter...but Joe Rogan
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Re: If you coud beat one fighter...

Postby EvilGorilla69+1 » Wed Jul 11, 2018 9:55 am

Francis Ngannou

Just cause he is too big.

or derrick lewis

cause he is too big + is very rude to Honda.
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Re: If you coud beat one fighter...

Postby PainDog » Wed Jul 11, 2018 9:59 am

EvilGorilla69+1 wrote:Francis Ngannou

Just cause he is too big.

or derrick lewis

cause he is too big + is very rude to Honda.


or maybe you're just a racist
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Re: If you coud beat one fighter...

Postby philphan » Wed Jul 11, 2018 10:13 am

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