In the next few months there are a couple of ONE FC events. ONE FC is an organization in Asia that organizes trained martial artists to fight each other within the confines of a cage. These fighters use their shins, fists, and elbows as weapons.
Also ONE FC judges the fight as a whole and not round by round, they have yellow cards, they also have knees to downed opponents head's and a weigh in system that involves no weight cut and fighters fighting people their own size.
So I know all you slack jawed faggggggggots are more interested in bickering about Mcgregor, Nate and Gayweather, but this topic has nothing to do with any of them. For that I apawlogize and can only beg for repentance and forgiveness from you the linker community.
First up we have ONE FC "Light of a Nation." which takes place on June 30th in Yangon Myanmar. Start time at 8 in the morning. Sorry for offending you with that.
The Main event is a rematch for the Middleweight title. Vitaly Bigdash (9-0) (champ) vs the Challenger, and hometown hero Aung La N'sang (19-10)
Also on the card is former title challengers Jenny Huang (6-1) vs Mei Yamauchi (16-10), Zhong Qi Yang (2-0) vs Kevin Chung (5-0) Bruno Pucci (5-2) vs Jimmy Yabo (5-4)
Myanmar is a lovely country full of quality hoooooookers where i first received my nickname "turbo jizz torpedo three thousand." However it also has a lovely sport called "Lethwei" or "Bermese bare knuckle boxing" which has been around for over 300 years. On this card ONE will put on two Lethwei fights with local lethwei fighters. In Leithwei they fight bareknuckle, use throws but no ground game, they also use headbutts and have no rounds but fight till the fight is over
Basically Lethwei is badass as fuck and I will enjoy watching these crazy Bermese dudes fight bareknuckle till one can not stand anymore
The next event we have is ONE FC in Surabaya, Indonesia on July 29th. I also Apawlogize for offending you again.
The main event is a rematch for the flyweight title between champion Karat Akhemtov (24-0) vs Interim champ Adriano Moraes (16-2)
Also on the card is Toni Tauru (11-5) vs Leandro Issa (13-6), Marcin Prachino (11-2) vs Gilberto Galvao (29-5) and former boxing champ Yodsanan “Little Tyson” Sityodtong (4-1 in mma) (58-3 in boxing) vs Jerome Paye (3-3) amongst other bouts to be named later.
So there is the upcoming ONE Schedule for the rest of the summer unless they form a card for August soon as well. I hope you all enjoyed the reading and do not forget to go fuck yourselves you weird little pricks
Just remember when in doubt "Super lighting-silver lining."
Officially 8-2 in sig bets. *pats back*