The Smurf wrote:
Rule 14. You don't always have to finish your meal just because you ordered out or you are in a restaurant. It's OK to waste food in these circumstances. Sometimes we over eat to justify paying the high food prices so we gorge ourselves into oblivion so as not to feel wasteful, throw the fucking food in the garbage. You can't feed the starving children of 3rd world countries with your left over restaurant entree'.
I dont agree.. I either finish it or ask for a box to put my food in. I paid for those fuckers. F U restaurant people. U overcharged me and i aint paying another penny for food that day. u get me, blood?
u get taht food home. And u will be giving them a proper stare as well when saying so. They 'd better fucking bring everything u need. Cause u havent paid yet.. And they want some of that good old tip.. dont they..?
Rule 16. NEVER, I MEAN NEVER talk politics with anyone ever, it doesn't matter what you say. For some reason once people have taken a political stance they are like retarded fucking zombie dogs in heat, nothing can change their political views not even if their canidate is a murderous fucking demon spawned lesbian lying clit licker or a bloated orange semi-celebrity in debt bankrupt "business man" who is being controlled by an autistic freak with rosacea hell bent on establishing an 80's style golden era filled with recycled world players. It is easier to change someone's views on religion than it is with politics, don't ask me why? When people consider themselves political its like when someone asks you what would you like for dinner and you tell them "How about shrimp and pasta" and they respond "FUCK YOU EAT THIS FUCKING HOTDOG YOU STUPID FUCK FATSO INBRED POS!" Afterwards they can't understand for the life of them why you don't like hotdogs.
Rule 17. When you get over the age of 30 quit eating like a kid, your body doesn't burn that shit off anymore and you literally turn into a walking shit vessel constantly rotting from the inside due to all of the rancid meat/potatoes and bread you have consumed. Stop it! Unless you are a fucking Lumber Jack and burn 8000 calories by mid morning quit eating fucking fast food combos and snacking on carrot cores disguised as baby carrots constantly dipping them in ranch like a disgusting half pig sterile hybrid human being. Its time to eat fruit and vegetables again before you die on the toilet trying to shit out a 12 day old petrified turd.