My Linker Will
If things don't happen to work out well for me in August I just want to make sure all of my stuff gets divided up fairly.
Warrior, for all the effort in the Hot Girls 2.0, I leave you my porn collection.
I know you don't need it with all the ass your getting, but someone should look after it. If you really wanted you could send some of it to WCC. Just for instructional purposes. To my good friend JJmankind, I leave my first color changing glass pipe and a big nug. It should help when busting balls in the early hours. Tron, for getting your pump on I leave you my lifting belt. It might be a little big now, but with those shoulders it will be fitting any day now. To my sweet Brick, you can have my laptop and gif collection. You earned it you. Come back to linker you crazy bastard, I miss you. Timber, I'm sure I don't have anything you need. But after hearing your epic Phil Leash story and love for the Dead, I leave you all my ticket stubs. Keep the party going buddy. Double Jo, I know you don't go for any of this touchy feely shit, but after busting on each other so much I can't forget you. You are one of the few who could rock my leather hat correctly. Pfunk, all quacking aside, your a ton of fun in chat. You can have my vaporizer for back up parts and nice nug to put inside. To my favorite bird man M3nik, I leave favorite fishing pole. Use it to catch all of Rusty's fish. I leave Rusty some cream for his balls that got caught in his boat prop.
Pbells, for the new place and the great girl who will cum shortly afterwards, I leave you my dvd collection. I suggest The Big Lebowski of course. Bluntz, my great tag team partner. I leave you my papers and enough weed to keep bets going. If Dread, Rico, or the new boss Danny ever get the belts uploaded, I buy them all a beer. Oh hell, they should all get a beer anyway for giving a shit about this place we call linker. BeachBoy, I know your busy being an ass kicker, but I leave you my Dr. Sues books to read to the girls.
I know I'm forgetting a lot of linkers but I'm kinda stoned. I also know that everything is going to be fine, but I felt like getting it down on paper. Timber, please check it over to make sure it's legal and all. I forget many things but I always remember the fun I have here on linker. So cheers to one and all.