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Re: Puff Puff Pass Me The Pen

Postby philphan » Thu Oct 17, 2013 8:04 am

My Boys
When I was a baby I had my stuffed animals for 'my boys'. They slept with me and kept me safe from the monsters in the closet. I was never complete without me knowing they were safe. As I got a little older they got passed along to someone else and my love began for Transformers and my GI Joe figures. Then they where my boys. I was to old for them to sleep with me but during my free time during the day we watched each others' backs. We fought side by side against many evil enemies. War is hard, but we made it through together. As I became a teenager I had a tight group of friends who where my boys. We played sports together, lifted weights, and chased the ladies. Into college I met a whole new group of guys on the football team. My new boys came from TX, NJ, and FL. They were wild and crazy and always gave me a lot of shit for being 'Corn Fed'. Fuck you Bull Dog, you never turned down any home cooking that my momma brought us. :dine:
Then one day I had a bouncing baby boy, then 3. Then I really found out what it means to have boys. It didn't make me love any in the past less, it just put things into perspective for me. My stuffed animals are long gone by now, my youngest still has my Transformers and GI Joe guys, and I still keep in some contact with my friends and close teammates. They all make up the stories that I tell my real boys. My boys love hearing about all of our fun and hijinks. Most of my stories now are about my own boys. The older they get the more I want them to stay young. We will always be close but the older they get the less time they have to just hang out or play. My boys have always dominated my stories, but now they seem to define who I am. Cheers to My Boys!
I'm so fucking high.
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Re: Puff Puff Pass Me The Pen

Postby philphan » Sat Jun 28, 2014 3:30 pm

I hate change. I like changing my cloths, don't mind changing my oil, but just hate changes in the routine. I have been trying to change little things lately. It makes be frown now but should lead to a smile in the long run. I always wonder why the change can't be more sex, but then I wouldn't be complaining I guess.
I'm so fucking high.
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Re: Puff Puff Pass Me The Pen

Postby philphan » Mon Jun 30, 2014 3:50 am

My Linker Will
If things don't happen to work out well for me in August I just want to make sure all of my stuff gets divided up fairly.
Warrior, for all the effort in the Hot Girls 2.0, I leave you my porn collection. :wink: I know you don't need it with all the ass your getting, but someone should look after it. If you really wanted you could send some of it to WCC. Just for instructional purposes. To my good friend JJmankind, I leave my first color changing glass pipe and a big nug. It should help when busting balls in the early hours. Tron, for getting your pump on I leave you my lifting belt. It might be a little big now, but with those shoulders it will be fitting any day now. To my sweet Brick, you can have my laptop and gif collection. You earned it you. Come back to linker you crazy bastard, I miss you. Timber, I'm sure I don't have anything you need. But after hearing your epic Phil Leash story and love for the Dead, I leave you all my ticket stubs. Keep the party going buddy. Double Jo, I know you don't go for any of this touchy feely shit, but after busting on each other so much I can't forget you. You are one of the few who could rock my leather hat correctly. Pfunk, all quacking aside, your a ton of fun in chat. You can have my vaporizer for back up parts and nice nug to put inside. To my favorite bird man M3nik, I leave favorite fishing pole. Use it to catch all of Rusty's fish. I leave Rusty some cream for his balls that got caught in his boat prop. :mrgreen: Pbells, for the new place and the great girl who will cum shortly afterwards, I leave you my dvd collection. I suggest The Big Lebowski of course. Bluntz, my great tag team partner. I leave you my papers and enough weed to keep bets going. If Dread, Rico, or the new boss Danny ever get the belts uploaded, I buy them all a beer. Oh hell, they should all get a beer anyway for giving a shit about this place we call linker. BeachBoy, I know your busy being an ass kicker, but I leave you my Dr. Sues books to read to the girls.
I know I'm forgetting a lot of linkers but I'm kinda stoned. I also know that everything is going to be fine, but I felt like getting it down on paper. Timber, please check it over to make sure it's legal and all. I forget many things but I always remember the fun I have here on linker. So cheers to one and all. :beer: :cig:
I'm so fucking high.
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Re: Puff Puff Pass Me The Pen

Postby philphan » Fri May 12, 2017 4:20 pm

Pink doesn't stink.
I'm so fucking high.
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Fantasy Record for a 4 pick month- 69 points!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
300-0 sig bet record!!!!!!!!!!
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Posts: 25939
Joined: Sun Feb 03, 2008 3:23 pm
Location: On the rug listening to bowling sounds
Accolades: Fantasy A-League Champion: Mar & Apr 2017, Dec 2018
Fantasy B-League Champion: Oct 2017, Jan/Feb 2020, June 2020
Linker's First Tag Team Champion (with Bluntz)
Survivor (x2)
Pick-Em Champion: July 2019, Aug 2019, Feb 2020, Sept 2020
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