The UFC is coming to Oxygen

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Re: The UFC is coming to Oxygen

Postby UchiMata » Thu Oct 11, 2012 1:42 am

beachboysob wrote:
UchiMata wrote:Isn't that the channel where every movie they show is about a woman being sexually assaulted by a man, and how all men hate women, and want to hurt them???

I think thats Lifetime bro. My girl loves all that shit but im not %100 sure.

All good man, shit all seems the same to me.
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Re: The UFC is coming to Oxygen

Postby diesonduty » Thu Oct 11, 2012 1:46 am

You had me convinced bro. :lol:
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Re: The UFC is coming to Oxygen

Postby DreadLobster » Thu Oct 11, 2012 2:24 am

diesonduty wrote:You had me convinced bro. :lol:



I was hoping it would start off believable enough. Kinda amped up the craziness towards the end.
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Re: The UFC is coming to Oxygen

Postby ParliamentFunk » Thu Oct 11, 2012 2:30 pm

this was so frightening, that I was relieved when I read a part and I was like..."wait aminute"

Duke sucks...they are like the gsp of bball but gayer if that's possible...I do enjoy watching there games just to laugh at the cameron crazies because its always random asian dudes and god ugly bitches

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Re: The UFC is coming to Oxygen

Postby SHIFTY » Fri Oct 12, 2012 1:06 pm

That fucking hilarious! :lol:

Managing just barely to keep a straight face, White said “This is what I always wanted. This is what I always felt was the pinnacle for us.”
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Re: The UFC is coming to Oxygen

Postby Baby Norris » Sat Oct 13, 2012 4:41 am

How did I just notice this thread? Awesome job, mate! :lol:
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Re: The UFC is coming to Oxygen

Postby viaKO » Sun Oct 14, 2012 6:46 pm

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DanaWhite wrote: “never see Women in the UFC unless they were in a bikini holding a sign with a number they can’t even count to,”


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Re: The UFC is coming to Oxygen

Postby vanpepsi08 » Mon Oct 15, 2012 1:29 pm

Expansion is always good
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