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philphan wrote:I get the feeling my pets are plotting against me. They seem to come at me in groups of like two or three now. The dog is working with the cats and they seem to be slowly taking over power. At least 2 of them are in bed with us at all times making it a constant 4 some. Then last night I wake up to a cat at my head, a cat at my side, and a dog on my feet. I was trapped and Im sure they were about to eat me alive.
I fear for my life or at least my sanity. The ultimate conspiracy would be if my wife was somehow training them to bully me and eventually take me out.
rascalraidex wrote:philphan wrote:I get the feeling my pets are plotting against me. They seem to come at me in groups of like two or three now. The dog is working with the cats and they seem to be slowly taking over power. At least 2 of them are in bed with us at all times making it a constant 4 some. Then last night I wake up to a cat at my head, a cat at my side, and a dog on my feet. I was trapped and Im sure they were about to eat me alive.
I fear for my life or at least my sanity. The ultimate conspiracy would be if my wife was somehow training them to bully me and eventually take me out.
Relax... my cat sleeps on my head too. I don't think he want's to eat me, I think he probably just wants the pillow. My dog sleeps wherever I tell her to sleep at. haha...
On a side note, I really want a savannah cat. Basically a big cat (20 - 30 lbs) that has the temperament of a dog.
ParliamentFunk wrote:you guys ever hear of mkultra
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