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Re: DeceptaCon's dead book of poems

Postby DeceptaCon » Sat Feb 07, 2015 5:03 pm

JNCO Bad Boy wrote:DeceptaCon have you been published anywhere? Good stuff *snaps fingers*


Thank you! I've never tried, just something I do to past the time. With all of the recent MMA drama I have new-found material. It appears that we are on the cusp of great change. Our reality is beginning to unfold right before our eyes.
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Re: DeceptaCon's dead book of poems

Postby DeceptaCon » Sat Feb 07, 2015 6:26 pm

Drunk Post

We are but mere
conscious and coincidence
random thoughts turn
to random words
so action can be spurred
if only we could see our thoughts
as whole before we make
them known before we make
them stone it doth not matter
cause the drink be strong
till the morrow we will
get along.
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Re: DeceptaCon's dead book of poems

Postby DeceptaCon » Sat Feb 07, 2015 7:56 pm

Ms. Meow

Meows to the left of me
Meows to the right of me
From whence you tickle me
Your cat tongue so velvet
Like a rough waft of wind
a feather with a home
is it wrong that you persist
a four legged temptress
that cannot undress
a woman you can't pretend.
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Re: DeceptaCon's dead book of poems

Postby slevin » Sat Feb 07, 2015 8:24 pm

Slevin's Ignition

Now I'm not tryin' to be rude
But hey pretty girl I'm feelin' you
The way you do the things ya do
Reminds me of my Lexus coupe
That's why I'm all up in ya grill
Tryin' to get you to a hotel
You must be a football coach
The way you got me playin' the field

So baby gimme dat "Toot toot"
And lemme give ya that "Beep beep"
Runnin' her hands through my 'fro
Bouncin' on twenty fo's
While they sayin' on the radio


It's the remix to ignition
Hot and fresh out the kitchen
Mama rollin' that body
Got every man in here wishin'
Sippin' on coke and rum (rum)
I'm like so what I'm drunk (drunk)
It's the freakin' weekend
Baby I'm about to have me some fun (fun)
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Re: DeceptaCon's dead book of poems

Postby DeceptaCon » Sun Feb 08, 2015 2:22 am

Marijuana

The made up name
for a made up thing
the plant of life
which holds the key
the nectar honey
and the bee the one
for us to plainly see
connecting with our liberty
and the free are not
of man but one of many
the veil which lifts
from its vapors breaks down
the chains we create
through the fear the misery
and the hate.
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Re: DeceptaCon's dead book of poems

Postby DeceptaCon » Sun Feb 08, 2015 2:24 am

Money

The lubricant of life
the means to an end
don't fight the feel
of the soft warm cash
it makes your world
in your grasp you hold
the truth to every lie
big or small its what we do
pay the price with a smile
don't pretend to know
for its money that will make
it show the lie so big
it cannot fail cause
the deal you make
will be the one
you take.
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Re: DeceptaCon's dead book of poems

Postby DeceptaCon » Sun Feb 08, 2015 2:27 am

The Show

The end is nigh
The time has passed
The fights for fun
Are won and done
The Chuck Liddells
The one punch men
Have left us cold
No more magic
They sucked their souls
with their one man shows
the formula is spent
the crowds are restless
Peel back the curtains
and make arrangements
For the end is nigh
The time has passed
The fights for fun
Are won and done.
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Re: DeceptaCon's dead book of poems

Postby DannyRocktown » Sun Feb 08, 2015 9:02 am

slevin wrote:Slevin's Ignition

Now I'm not tryin' to be rude
But hey pretty girl I'm feelin' you
The way you do the things ya do
Reminds me of my Lexus coupe
That's why I'm all up in ya grill
Tryin' to get you to a hotel
You must be a football coach
The way you got me playin' the field

So baby gimme dat "Toot toot"
And lemme give ya that "Beep beep"
Runnin' her hands through my 'fro
Bouncin' on twenty fo's
While they sayin' on the radio


It's the remix to ignition
Hot and fresh out the kitchen
Mama rollin' that body
Got every man in here wishin'
Sippin' on coke and rum (rum)
I'm like so what I'm drunk (drunk)
It's the freakin' weekend
Baby I'm about to have me some fun (fun)


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Re: DeceptaCon's dead book of poems

Postby slevin » Sun Feb 08, 2015 10:12 am

DannyRocktown wrote:
slevin wrote:Slevin's Ignition

Now I'm not tryin' to be rude
But hey pretty girl I'm feelin' you
The way you do the things ya do
Reminds me of my Lexus coupe
That's why I'm all up in ya grill
Tryin' to get you to a hotel
You must be a football coach
The way you got me playin' the field

So baby gimme dat "Toot toot"
And lemme give ya that "Beep beep"
Runnin' her hands through my 'fro
Bouncin' on twenty fo's
While they sayin' on the radio


It's the remix to ignition
Hot and fresh out the kitchen
Mama rollin' that body
Got every man in here wishin'
Sippin' on coke and rum (rum)
I'm like so what I'm drunk (drunk)
It's the freakin' weekend
Baby I'm about to have me some fun (fun)


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:lol: :lol: I made that post bc I was hoping you would comment on it. Success :hand2:
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Re: DeceptaCon's dead book of poems

Postby iHeartChrisWheelkick » Sun Feb 08, 2015 10:41 am

Brick can you please cut the fucking act, come back to us posting normal so we can love you again? Kthanxbye.
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Re: DeceptaCon's dead book of poems

Postby DeceptaCon » Tue Feb 10, 2015 5:16 pm

Lsquared wrote:ultimate circus
whats the purpose
scratch the veneer
off the surface
it becomes clear
that its worthless
masquerading to subvert this
look in the mirror
but no reflection
its become clear
no inflection
as we become near
our direction
has steered our souls
head on
towards a busy intersection
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Re: DeceptaCon's dead book of poems

Postby DeceptaCon » Mon Feb 16, 2015 2:22 pm

Running Scared

Homie
Don't be scared
I've just come
For your soul
You can run but
You cannot hide
your mind
I'm in it to get it
Your Gold your inner
Peace is mine
Middle fingers in the air
Screaming I don't care
Homie
Don't be scared.
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Re: DeceptaCon's dead book of poems

Postby DeceptaCon » Wed Feb 18, 2015 1:27 am

BJ

Baby Jay
You made your way
Across the land never
swaying from a fight
You kept it clear
Your goal in sight
To beat the best
Beyond your weight
To test your mettle
To do what's right
Beyond compare
You found what may
to live to fight another day
Now it's time to
Call it quits
The pride of battle
You must forfeit.
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Re: DeceptaCon's dead book of poems

Postby DeceptaCon » Sat Feb 21, 2015 4:36 pm

Bones

No Bones about it
You have taken all the greats
and made them look spent
Once again its time to fight
another man in your sights
that is big but can you stand
against the force the fire so bright
He will come to steal your breath
with great power and strength
will you wilt from his fists
and fall beneath the rest
or rise again to make a stand
to be the best in all the land
to fight this man and the next.
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Re: DeceptaCon's dead book of poems

Postby DeceptaCon » Tue Feb 24, 2015 7:36 pm

Murr

Frank Mir
You did so great
With your fancy hair
Flowing too and fro
It did not bounce upon
The canvas floor
Like times before
You slayed the giant
With your new found skills
You turned back time
On the ground and
On your feet
You accomplished some
Great things with your mind
And even greater when you speak.
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