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Re: 1st world MMA problems vs 3rd world MMA problems

Postby Ineblah » Thu May 16, 2019 1:52 pm

1st world mma problems: Wondering every time a Diaz brother fight is announced, if they will actually make it to the ring to fight.

3rd world mma problems: Wondering if there will actually be a ring to fight in.
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Re: 1st world MMA problems vs 3rd world MMA problems

Postby Mr Meow » Thu May 16, 2019 1:59 pm

Ineblah wrote:1st world mma problems: Wondering every time a Diaz brother fight is announced, if they will actually make it to the ring to fight.

3rd world mma problems: Wondering if there will actually be a ring to fight in.




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Re: 1st world MMA problems vs 3rd world MMA problems

Postby DeceptaCon » Thu May 16, 2019 3:50 pm

1st world mma problems: Streaming fights
3rd world mma problems: Fighting streams

1st world mma problems: Reebok fight kits
3rd world mma problems: Having to make the Reebok fight kits

1st world mma problems: early weigh-ins
3rd world mma problems: weighing drugs

1st world mma problems: Picograms
3rd world mma problems: Pico Rivera
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Re: 1st world MMA problems vs 3rd world MMA problems

Postby 83koper83 » Fri May 17, 2019 4:51 pm

1st world MMA problems: incompetent staff fills up a fridge backstage with cherry coke.

3rd world MMA problems: incurable staph fills up your innards with blood.
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Re: 1st world MMA problems vs 3rd world MMA problems

Postby JACKnoneREACHER » Fri May 17, 2019 4:57 pm

83koper83 wrote:1st world MMA problems: incompetent staff fills up a fridge backstage with cherry coke.

3rd world MMA problems: incurable staph fills up your innards with blood.


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Re: 1st world MMA problems vs 3rd world MMA problems

Postby JACKnoneREACHER » Fri May 17, 2019 5:00 pm

DeceptaCon wrote:
1st world mma problems: Reebok fight kits
3rd world mma problems: Having to make the Reebok fight kits


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1st world mma problem theres a dana white

3rd world mma problem theres no dana white
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Re: 1st world MMA problems vs 3rd world MMA problems

Postby 83koper83 » Fri May 17, 2019 5:08 pm

1st world MMA problems: Ronda Rousey - farewell.
3rd world MMA problems: round up housing - favela.
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Re: 1st world MMA problems vs 3rd world MMA problems

Postby DeceptaCon » Fri May 17, 2019 5:10 pm

JACKnoneREACHER wrote:
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1st world mma problems: Reebok fight kits
3rd world mma problems: Having to make the Reebok fight kits


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1st world mma problem theres a dana white

3rd world mma problem theres no dana white

1st world mma problems: Being booed by Brazilian fans
3rd world mma problems: not having ceiling fans
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Re: 1st world MMA problems vs 3rd world MMA problems

Postby Ineblah » Fri May 17, 2019 5:41 pm

1st world mma problems: Watching fighters act like an idiot at the press conference.

3rd world mma problems: Having to fight the village idiot at the press conference.
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Re: 1st world MMA problems vs 3rd world MMA problems

Postby DeceptaCon » Fri May 17, 2019 5:58 pm

Ineblah wrote:1st world mma problems: Watching fighters act like an idiot at the press conference.

3rd world mma problems: Having to fight the village idiot at the press conference.

1st world mma problems: UFC doing away with the Fly weight division
3rd world mma problems: Flies
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Re: 1st world MMA problems vs 3rd world MMA problems

Postby DeceptaCon » Fri May 17, 2019 10:20 pm

1st world mma problems: Having fans not attend your post fight after party.
3rd world mma problems: Having fans not attend your search party.

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Re: 1st world MMA problems vs 3rd world MMA problems

Postby jjmmajkd » Sun May 19, 2019 12:11 pm

First world mma problems: slipping on a bloody logo in the cage

third world mma problems: slipping on some mud in the pit
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Re: 1st world MMA problems vs 3rd world MMA problems

Postby MadTitan » Mon May 20, 2019 11:01 am

1st world MMA problems: Having a large gut with abs from HGH abuse

3rd world MMA problems: Having a large gut with abs from malnutrition.
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Re: 1st world MMA problems vs 3rd world MMA problems

Postby EvilGorilla69+1 » Fri May 24, 2019 11:25 am

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Re: 1st world MMA problems vs 3rd world MMA problems

Postby DeceptaCon » Fri May 24, 2019 12:16 pm

1st world mma problems: getting tapped
3rd world mma problems: getting tap water
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