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Postby EvilGorilla69+1 » Fri Dec 28, 2018 2:53 pm

DeceptaCon wrote:1st world MMA problems = took a tainted suppliment

3rd world MMA problems = blown up by grenade



Sooo....

1st World MMA problems = Losing to Dan Hooker and testing positive to ROIDS.
3rd World MMA problems = Fucking a hooker and testing positive to thy HIV.

1st World MMA problems = You want money fights.
3rd World MMA problems = You just want some money.

1st World MMA problems = getting fooked by your manager
3rd World MMA problems = You ain't got no manger.Hell..!! You can't even afford 'a', in the word: 'manger' :nerd:

1st World MMA problems = Getting screwed by Reebok
3rd World MMA problems = Having 0 sponsorship,all around.

1st World MMA problems = Losing to the Prodigy
3rd World MMA problems = Listening to the Prodigy on your walkman
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Re: 1st world MMA problems vs 3rd world MMA problems

Postby philphan » Fri Dec 28, 2018 4:58 pm

First world problem is trying to find a HD stream.

Third world problem is trying to find a stream clean enough to drink out of.
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Re: 1st world MMA problems vs 3rd world MMA problems

Postby Ineblah » Fri Dec 28, 2018 5:25 pm

1st world mma problems: Worrying if your the GOAT.

3rd World mma problems: Worrying if you’ll have to kill your goat to survive the winter.
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Re: 1st world MMA problems vs 3rd world MMA problems

Postby DeceptaCon » Fri Dec 28, 2018 10:24 pm

Ineblah wrote:1st world mma problems: Worrying if your the GOAT.

3rd World mma problems: Worrying if you’ll have to kill your goat to survive the winter.

:lol: :lol: this thread is going to be good.

1st world mma problems:
Having to cut weight

3rd world mma problems:
Having to gain weight
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Re: 1st world MMA problems vs 3rd world MMA problems

Postby JTuck34 » Fri Dec 28, 2018 10:56 pm

:lol: Fuck I can already tell this is an epic thread

1st world mma problem: Hearing about your release from the promotion via other people on the internet when you're on your phone before bed

3rd world mma problem: Hearing about your release from the promotion via other people on the internet when you've walked 4 miles and waited in line for 3 hours to log in to your town's only computer

1st world mma problem: cutting weight via dehydration

3rd world mma problem: cutting weight via dysentary
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Re: 1st world MMA problems vs 3rd world MMA problems

Postby DeceptaCon » Sat Dec 29, 2018 1:38 am

1st world mma problem:
Having Steve Mazzagatti as your ref and Cecil Peoples as a judge

3rd world mma problem:
Having Steve Mazzagatti as your ref and Cecil Peoples as a judge

1st world mma problem:
Twitter beef

3rd world mma problem:
Not having beef

1st world mma problem:
Not getting a fight of the night bonus

3rd world mma problem:
Getting stabbed
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Re: 1st world MMA problems vs 3rd world MMA problems

Postby EvilGorilla69+1 » Tue Jan 01, 2019 8:36 pm

DeceptaCon wrote:1st world mma problem:
Having Steve Mazzagatti as your ref and Cecil Peoples as a judge

3rd world mma problem:
Having Steve Mazzagatti as your ref and Cecil Peoples as a judge

1st world mma problem:
Twitter beef

3rd world mma problem:
Not having beef


1st world mma problem:
Not getting a fight of the night bonus

3rd world mma problem:
Getting stabbed
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:lol: :lol:

1st world MMA problem: Losing your kids in Disneyland
3rd world MMA problem: Losing your kids over a loan


1st world MMA problem: Not able to find the best supplements.
3rd world MMA problem: Sniffing glue to get an edge.
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Re: 1st world MMA problems vs 3rd world MMA problems

Postby DeceptaCon » Wed Jan 02, 2019 3:26 pm

1st world mma problems
USADA

3rd world mma problems
USA made grenades
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Re: 1st world MMA problems vs 3rd world MMA problems

Postby Ineblah » Wed Jan 02, 2019 4:37 pm

1st world mma problems: Traveling to a foreign country for your fight camp.

3rd world mma problems: getting kidnapped in your own country during fight camp.
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Re: 1st world MMA problems vs 3rd world MMA problems

Postby DeceptaCon » Wed Jan 02, 2019 5:12 pm

Ineblah wrote:1st world mma problems: Traveling to a foreign country for your fight camp.

3rd world mma problems: getting kidnapped in your own country during fight camp.

:lol: :lol:
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Re: 1st world MMA problems vs 3rd world MMA problems

Postby EvilGorilla69+1 » Thu Jan 03, 2019 12:02 pm

DeceptaCon wrote:
Ineblah wrote:1st world mma problems: Traveling to a foreign country for your fight camp.

3rd world mma problems: getting kidnapped in your own country during fight camp.

:lol: :lol:




:lol: :lol: :lol:


1st world mma problem: You live too far away from the UFC performance center.
3rd world mma problem: You live in the streets.
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Re: 1st world MMA problems vs 3rd world MMA problems

Postby Ineblah » Thu Jan 03, 2019 12:36 pm

1st world mma problems: Some guy comes to your house and watches you pee in a cup.

3rd world mma problems: Some guy breaks into your house and pees in your only cup.
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Re: 1st world MMA problems vs 3rd world MMA problems

Postby philphan » Thu Jan 03, 2019 12:40 pm

Ineblah wrote:1st world mma problems: Some guy comes to your house and watches you pee in a cup.

3rd world mma problems: Some guy breaks into your house and pees in your only cup.

:lol: :star:
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Re: 1st world MMA problems vs 3rd world MMA problems

Postby DeceptaCon » Thu Jan 03, 2019 2:18 pm

EvilGorilla69+1 wrote:
DeceptaCon wrote:
Ineblah wrote:1st world mma problems: Traveling to a foreign country for your fight camp.

3rd world mma problems: getting kidnapped in your own country during fight camp.

:lol: :lol:




:lol: :lol: :lol:


1st world mma problem: You live too far away from the UFC performance center.
3rd world mma problem: You live in the streets.

:lol: :lol: damn so sad but fucking true, Reebok here is 5K for your troubles.
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Re: 1st world MMA problems vs 3rd world MMA problems

Postby EvilGorilla69+1 » Thu Jan 03, 2019 2:45 pm

Ineblah wrote:1st world mma problems: Some guy comes to your house and watches you pee in a cup.

3rd world mma problems: Some guy breaks into your house and pees in your only cup.



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