(Props: MiddleEasy via MMeh) Never in our life did we think we would witness a combat sports performance more embarrassing than Nick Turbo Tax Capes’ dive against former NFL defensive end Ray Edwards last February. We were wrong. We were so goddamn wrong. Perhaps all the years spent covering the travesty that is Bob Sapp have desensitized us to the art of the flop. Perhaps we’re just getting too old for this shit. But in all of Sapp’s positively miserable performances, we never once saw him, as our buddies over at MiddleEasy so eloquently put it, tap to a sprawl. Sure, he’s tapped to strikes, a takedown, and been knocked out by a phantom punch or two in his time, but this…this is somehow worse.