(This is where we’d normally tell you Taters to keep it in your pants, but since Ronda’s barely keeping it it hers..) Ronda Rousey, Liz Carmouche, and the rest of the 24 fighters competing at tomorrow’s UFC 157: One Small Step for the UFC, One Giant Leap for Womankind event will be hitting the scales tonight starting at 7 p.m. EST. It’s a card that is all but guaranteed to deliver thrills from top-to-bottom, especially in light of the UFC’s recently implemented Dan Hardy Stipulation that renders all UFC contracts null and void should the fighter not bring it every fucking time. I’m just reading the press release, folks. Anyway, join us after the jump for a video of the weigh-ins along with the fastest goddamn results in the entire goddamn internet. Seriously, we dare you to find another MMA site that updates the results faster than we do. You will not.