The Sauna : "I Want My Shot !!" *UPDATE*

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The Sauna : "I Want My Shot !!" *UPDATE*

Postby Shaka Zulu » Tue Dec 11, 2012 5:32 pm

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After an astounding performance against Tim Means this past weekend , The Sauna is one step closer to a title shot. Coming in as an under dog, the Sauna pulled out a come from behind victory with a one slip KO that has critics and MMA fans talking about p4p status

"I saw the opening and I decided to go for it", said the wood and tile chiseled LW. "I'm ready for my shot"

Inside an already stacked LW division , the Sauna has confidence in his skill set to take on the champion for the strap, but Dana White has different plans.

"I'd like to see him fight some stiff competition. Knocking out an already drained Tim Means doesn't warrant a fucking title shot."

Still, The Sauna feels optimistic about his future and has joined team Greg Jackson to sharpen up his striking and wall n stall. Training alongside GSP, he's sure to get the proper training needed to face the top 5 of the division.

"He have a da great takedown defense and iz very focuzed", GSP said after a grueling sparring session with the rising star. "I don't know if anyone can andle da riddum. He can really wear you out and dehydrate you".

Still, The Sauna has a long way to go to be considered p4p but with more performances like this past weekend, it'll surely elevate him quickly and maybe get him some super fights.

"I'd like to fight Anderson one day. That is my ultimate goal."
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Re: So What's Next for The Sauna ?

Postby Rag3 » Tue Dec 11, 2012 5:40 pm

Should that be a picture of a sauna?
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Re: So What's Next for The Sauna ?

Postby ShakeZula » Tue Dec 11, 2012 5:42 pm

sauna via KO(exhaustion) over Rumble when he makes his return to the UFC
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Re: The Sauna : " I Want My Shot"

Postby Fuchan » Tue Dec 11, 2012 5:45 pm

I say give him BJ. Then we can see if BJ has another run at LW in him, and if not The Sauna gets a win over a big name.
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Re: The Sauna : " I Want My Shot"

Postby ShakeZula » Tue Dec 11, 2012 5:47 pm

Fuchan wrote:I say give him BJ. Then we can see if BJ has another run at LW in him, and if not The Sauna gets a win over a big name.

bj needs to get some wins over the exercise bike or treadmill before he fights the sauna
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Re: The Sauna : " I Want My Shot"

Postby kingomegared » Tue Dec 11, 2012 5:50 pm

i hate posts like this, because its like....damn, i wish i thought of that. fucking hilarious.
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Re: The Sauna : " I Want My Shot"

Postby Steveomac » Tue Dec 11, 2012 5:51 pm

:lol: :lol: good shit
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Re: The Sauna : " I Want My Shot"

Postby bvzeggy » Tue Dec 11, 2012 5:53 pm

Shaka Zulu wrote:Image

After an astounding performance against Tim Means this past weekend , The Sauna is another step closer to a title shot. Coming in as an under dog, the Sauna pulled out a come from behind victory with a one slip KO that has critics and MMA fans talking about p4p status

"I saw the opening and I decided to go for it", said the wood and tile chiseled LW. "I'm ready for my shot"

Inside an already stacked LW division , the Sauna has confidence in his skill set to take on the champion for the strap, but Dana White has different plans.

"I'd like to see him fight some stiff competition. Knocking out an already drained Tim Means doesn't warrant a fucking title shot."

Still, The Sauna feels optimistic about his future and has joined team Greg Jackson to sharpen up his striking and wall n stall. Training alongside GSP, he's sure to get the proper training needed to face the top 5 of the division.

"He have a da great takedown defense and iz very focuzed", GSP said after a grueling sparring session with the rising star. "I don't know if anyone can andle da riddum. He can really wear you out and dehydrate you".

Still, The Sauna has a long way to go to be considered p4p but with more performance like this past weekend, it'll surely elevate him quickly and maybe get him some super fights.

"I'd like to fight Anderson one day. That is my ultimate goal."


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Re: The Sauna : " I Want My Shot"

Postby Fuchan » Tue Dec 11, 2012 6:02 pm

It's official

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I would pull a Big Rig and sit out to force a shitle tot
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Re: The Sauna : " I Want My Shot"

Postby Sliver » Tue Dec 11, 2012 6:02 pm

Made me giggle.
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Re: The Sauna : " I Want My Shot"

Postby Wonald » Tue Dec 11, 2012 6:03 pm

The saunas a can crusher.
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Re: So What's Next for The Sauna ?

Postby Shaka Zulu » Tue Dec 11, 2012 6:16 pm

Rag3 wrote:Should that be a picture of a sauna?


And what the fuck you think that is ? A closet ? Why is the first response to my threads usually something retarded or irrelevant ? I was even thinking that before I made this one :|

On topic, I wish I could use photoshop. I'd photoshop the sauna (like in the picture :roll: ) in the cage or a knocked out fighter in front of it.
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Re: The Sauna : " I Want My Shot"

Postby Rag3 » Tue Dec 11, 2012 6:30 pm

Not my fault that you chose picture of a closet.
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Re: So What's Next for The Sauna ?

Postby Fuchan » Tue Dec 11, 2012 6:35 pm

Shaka Zulu wrote:
Rag3 wrote:Should that be a picture of a sauna?


And what the fuck you think that is ? A closet ? Why is the first response to my threads usually something retarded or irrelevant ? I was even thinking that before I made this one :|

On topic, I wish I could use photoshop. I'd photoshop the sauna (like in the picture :roll: ) in the cage or a knocked out fighter in front of it.


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Re: The Sauna : " I Want My Shot"

Postby yoseph » Tue Dec 11, 2012 6:39 pm

The sauna makes a better case than weidmam.
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