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Postby Fearless6691 » Mon Aug 06, 2012 8:09 pm

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ballsmcgee wrote:just googled that. So these guys inject oil under their skin? So it basically is fake titty all over his arm?


Synthol isn't quite the same. It's a weird substance, and can actually leak out directly through the skin when over-applied. There are guys who actually do get silicone implants, exactly the same as fake tits, in their arms. At least one reputable guy said Greg Valentino ("The Man Whose Arms Exploded") talked to him at length about silicone implants and other forms of plastic surgery done on males.

One glance points out serious synthol abuse. There are people who are into aesthetics who will use just a bit of it here or there to fill in problem areas. I've seen it done with the traps in a way that didn't look nearly so grotesque, and many suspect that Flex Wheeler used a touch of it on his upper back. Synthol is considered considerably more taboo in bodybuilding circles than steroids because it is so absurd and lazy in most uses, so even people who talk at length about severe steroid abuse won't admit to it.

Well I would imagine that it could be taboo among steroid users seeing how you still have to work hard when on steroids to build muscle. It is just kind of silly to have fake muscles to me. Whether it be through hypertrophy or synthol.
I heard the Rock has small implants in his upper chest. Makes you wonder who else out there is fake.
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Postby TheAssassin » Fri Aug 10, 2012 8:00 pm

Fearless6691 wrote:Image


The kind of squats and bench you usually see in gyms are actually bad for your knees and shoulders.
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Postby TheAssassin » Fri Aug 10, 2012 8:05 pm



This dude is so fucked.

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Re: Fitness Fails Thread

Postby Fearless6691 » Sat Aug 11, 2012 2:20 am

Scotty Herman has some pretty retarded videos.
Do you really raise your shoulders that much?
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Postby Fearless6691 » Sat Aug 11, 2012 3:44 am

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Postby Acepitbull » Sat Aug 11, 2012 11:38 am

Fearless6691 wrote:Next Crossfit games champion


That is hilarious! Thanks for the laugh :biggrin:
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Postby Fearless6691 » Tue Aug 14, 2012 3:14 am



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Postby discoowl » Tue Aug 14, 2012 6:28 am

^ :lol: go man that was easy
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Postby TheAssassin » Tue Aug 14, 2012 11:18 am

That's exactly what I saw that dude doing in the gym when I made that post about when we can give advice.
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Postby TheAssassin » Tue Aug 14, 2012 3:42 pm

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Not exactly a fitness fail since he's an Olympian and all, but that Kayak looks pretty top heavy.
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Re: Fitness Fails Thread

Postby KOdestruction » Thu Aug 16, 2012 1:54 am

Fearless6691 wrote:Next Crossfit games champion

i really admire the strength it takes to watch this at the gym and not start laughing and/or crying on the spot
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Postby MuayCrim » Thu Aug 16, 2012 2:44 am

Fearless6691 wrote:Next Crossfit games champion

:lol: :lol: :lol:
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Postby Fearless6691 » Thu Aug 16, 2012 3:02 am

TheAssassin wrote:Image

Not exactly a fitness fail since he's an Olympian and all, but that Kayak looks pretty top heavy.

I wouldn't imagine legs would be very important in his sport :P
I don't think all that muscle is really.
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Fearless6691 wrote:Next Crossfit games champion

i really admire the strength it takes to watch this at the gym and not start laughing and/or crying on the spot

I lol'd when I just watched it again.
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Postby discoowl » Thu Aug 16, 2012 4:58 am



many lolz to be had
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Postby discoowl » Thu Aug 16, 2012 5:07 am

cross shit fail
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