Divorcing PRIDE

[PsychoBells]

So, seems like 'Linker is going through a phase that I'm sure a lot of guys can relate to: they've been with old lady PRIDE forever, it seems, but she's getting older and slower and not performing anywhere near as well. The solution? Dump her for someone who's younger, more homegrown, more athletic and explosive, and not anywhere as used up. A new breed, per se.

Summary: 'Linker is fed up with PRIDE vets, now getting rid of them and falling in love with new, sumptuous, young fighters who are guaranteed not to disappoint for the next 5 years at least.

[FineChina]

Nah.

[agonzalez1]

pride was fixed anyway. if they were honest about fixing fights, it'd be diff

[philphan]

So, seems like 'Linker is going through a phase that I'm sure a lot of guys can relate to: they've been with old lady PRIDE forever, it seems, but she's getting older and slower and not performing anywhere near as well. The solution? Dump her for someone who's younger, more homegrown, more athletic and explosive, and not anywhere as used up. A new breed, per se.

Summary: 'Linker is fed up with PRIDE vets, now getting rid of them and falling in love with new, sumptuous, young fighters who are guaranteed not to disappoint for the next 5 years at least.

Can't we stay together for the kids? I can change.

[PsychoBells]

pride was fixed anyway. if they were honest about fixing fights, it'd be diff

Well everyone has their faults, I'm sure Ms. PRIDE meant well with the fixing

[PsychoBells]

I don't see what Pride has to do with anything in MMA lately tbh. Maybe I missed something...

Well this has been in the works for a while, whether either side wants to admit it or not. But now it seems to be very obvious and has reached critical mass. Emotions are high, insults are flying back and forth, kids are crying, it's a mess.

[FineChina]

This thread is about Death Grips now.

[PsychoBells]

This thread is about Death Grips now.

That's what hipsters are into these days?! Fucking christ, man....

[BestWayKilla]

So, seems like 'Linker is going through a phase that I'm sure a lot of guys can relate to: they've been with old lady PRIDE forever, it seems, but she's getting older and slower and not performing anywhere near as well. The solution? Dump her for someone who's younger, more homegrown, more athletic and explosive, and not anywhere as used up. A new breed, per se.

Summary: 'Linker is fed up with PRIDE vets, now getting rid of them and falling in love with new, sumptuous, young fighters who are guaranteed not to disappoint for the next 5 years at least.

Can't we stay together for the kids? I can change.

Saddam said he could change, but he was lying

[FineChina]

^ That's what hipsters are into these days?! Fucking christ, man....

U mad, bro?

[philphan]

This thread is about Death Grips now.

That's what hipsters are into these days?! Fucking christ, man....

new thread topic? Crap music!

[PsychoBells]

Yes, awful music does make me mad

[FineChina]

Yes, awful music does make me mad

You just don't get it.

Drink some GHB and blast this shit and get back to me.

[philphan]

Yes, awful music does make me mad

LMAO We can't agree on anything around here it seems. Not even some horrible music that I wish I had ducked.

[philphan]

Yes, awful music does make me mad

You just don't get it.

Drink some GHB and blast this shit and get back to me.

Why are you going to rape him.