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Re: Weird habits

Postby duallie » Thu Apr 19, 2012 4:38 am

Cornbread Mafia wrote:
Castrated Rhino wrote:I bite my nails, and when they're too short to bite, I bite my cuticles and the skin around my nails. Probably not that weird a habit, but I do it subconsciously all the time. I also find myself shamelessly scratching my balls at times.

i do both, i scratch my balls so much that i dont even notice that i do it anymore. another thing i do is close my left eye whenever i take a draw off a cig/blunt/joint/bowl


:lol: as i read this, i found myself trying it to see what it feels like/would look like.
pretend smoking though.
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Re: Weird habits

Postby Housewinsxx » Thu Apr 19, 2012 4:45 am

How could you guys need to scratch your balls so much? Don't you shower?
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Re: Weird habits

Postby Steveomac » Thu Apr 19, 2012 9:57 am

Housewinsxx wrote:How could you guys need to scratch your balls so much? Don't you shower?


unless you shower 15 times a day your nuts are going to itch. Its natural your nuts get sweaty throughout the day
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Re: Weird habits

Postby Cornbread Mafia » Thu Apr 19, 2012 5:44 pm

Housewinsxx wrote:How could you guys need to scratch your balls so much? Don't you shower?

how dare you question my hygiene, im from kentucky where i follow state law and take my yearly showering serious 8)

on the real i dont know why i do it other than i do
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Re: Weird habits

Postby Housewinsxx » Thu Apr 19, 2012 5:54 pm

lol. Maybe its just an individual thing. I shower daily but only for about 5 mins and ball scratching doesn't seem to be a problem for me.
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Re: Weird habits

Postby Lsquared » Thu Apr 19, 2012 5:57 pm

i dont excessively ballscratch either, but i do the al bundy thing where i put my hand down my pants when im chillaxing on the couch.
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Re: Weird habits

Postby Castrated Rhino » Fri Apr 20, 2012 6:53 pm

Housewinsxx wrote:How could you guys need to scratch your balls so much? Don't you shower?


It's mostly that prickly stubble that starts growing a few days after shaving. Shit itches man.
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Re: Weird habits

Postby BerzerkerJr » Thu Apr 26, 2012 7:05 pm

This might be something many do but few admit. When a big and strong looking guy like myself walk pass me or
just happens to be around. I imagine in detail how I would beat him into a bloody pulp, just in case.
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Re: Weird habits

Postby Jetli » Thu Apr 26, 2012 9:29 pm

I have full conversations with myself while driving in the car. I'll ask a question, and pretend im The other person and answer it and keep going till reach my destination.

Usually relating to science and fighting.
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Re: The Things you Do?

Postby gkb » Thu May 03, 2012 2:51 am

Shaka Zulu wrote:I oil myself up and reenact Fedor vs Tim Sylvia in my boxer underwear. Me being Fedor of course.

Sometimes, I'll just stand in front of the mirror and make the ugliest faces possible, which in turn, makes me want to whoop my own ass.

I have more but I'm not sharing.


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Re: Weird habits

Postby Rico Is A Beast » Thu May 03, 2012 11:47 am

Lsquared wrote:i dont excessively ballscratch either, but i do the al bundy thing where i put my hand down my pants when im chillaxing on the couch.


Neither do I...i don't scratch my balls much at all really....one thing i do, is my penis always leans to the right of my pants/shorts/boxers whatever, so if my movement make it move to the left, it feels wrong, so i have to stop whatever im doing & readjust it to make it right again.

PS) I also do the hand-in-pants chillax too, just comfortable, and secure.
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Re: Weird habits

Postby Lsquared » Thu May 03, 2012 11:58 am

Rico Is A Beast wrote:
Lsquared wrote:i dont excessively ballscratch either, but i do the al bundy thing where i put my hand down my pants when im chillaxing on the couch.


Neither do I...i don't scratch my balls much at all really....one thing i do, is my penis always leans to the right of my pants/shorts/boxers whatever, so if my movement make it move to the left, it feels wrong, so i have to stop whatever im doing & readjust it to make it right again.

PS) I also do the hand-in-pants chillax too, just comfortable, and secure.


lol

also assuming im at home in my comfortable environment, i like to take off all my clothes and do my number 2 in my born suit...
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Re: Weird habits

Postby doyousukadaweena » Thu May 03, 2012 1:39 pm

I act the fool in empty elevators. I don't even care if there is a camera. I turn that bitch onto a padded room.lol
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Re: Weird habits

Postby JD1 » Thu May 03, 2012 1:55 pm

I sometimes strip down to nothing, hand my clothes off to whoever I'm with and run home bare-assed from the bar.
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Re: Weird habits

Postby doyousukadaweena » Thu May 03, 2012 1:59 pm

JD1 wrote:I sometimes strip down to nothing, hand my clothes off to whoever I'm with and run home bare-assed from the bar.

That's a bit much for me but I'll often pull out my penis on my way home or to my car from a bar and piss as I walk.
This takes a bit of talent after enough drinks while avoiding pissing on your feet or pant leg.
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