DannyRocktown wrote:timbercutter wrote:shogun86 wrote:decided to go take a leak. taking a leak...next thing i know i decide to sneeze while peeing, when all of the sudden i shart a lil bit.
I case anyone was wondering why you're still single
Nothing says comic relief quite like a shart.
Timber sorry to hear about your Rott, buddy.. People that don't own dogs have no idea about the attachment between a man and a dog. I have a Half English Shephard/Half Pit-Bull that is turning 10 this year. I'm already mentally trying to prepare for the next few years, but no matter how much you do, you are never actually prepared for it. You're doing the right thing by just making it as pleasant as possible for her.
Fuckin' Illinois tollways are complete shit. The cheapest toll at any plaza on I-355 is $1.90. The majority of them are $2.90 or $3.80. I have to take the tollway too, cause it shaves a 45 minute drive into a 10-15 minute drive. I wonder how much money they make daily with their faggot trollways. One of the many reasons Illinois is the most corrupt state in the US. Also can't forget about the fact that all of our Governors keep ending up in jail.
what still has me scratching my head is the fact the he knows im single, how did he know that?