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Re: Official What the F*** does Palhares Bench Thread

Postby Lsquared » Wed May 02, 2012 11:10 am

pwerlifter2379 wrote:with my legs in the air


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Postby phalanxgtr » Wed May 02, 2012 12:24 pm

I thought Palhares looked like Mark Muñoz. They could be international bros. And yeah his coach is one fucked up looking little ghoulie.
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Re: Official What the F*** does Palhares Bench Thread

Postby MMAPunkBillCarson » Wed May 02, 2012 1:21 pm

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IKnowuWannaBeMe wrote:I really wish instead of these lame insults people would answer the question. Why is it so hard to say Palhares? Also what is with the lame Paul Harris crap?

it's not hard. A guy a long time ago called him paul harris mistakenly, i believe. And linker just ran with it. It was back when you were jules hating on everything. His last name is pronounced similar to "paul harris" . It's just a little joke, but you go in every palhares thread and get all pissy about it for some reason. You call overeem "cheaterreem" and all sorts of things. IS IT THAT HARD TO WRITE THE MANS NAME!??! oh, you do it as a joke? i got ya...


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Re: Official What the F*** does Palhares Bench Thread

Postby pwerlifter2379 » Wed May 02, 2012 2:57 pm

Lsquared wrote:
pwerlifter2379 wrote:with my legs in the air


gay


No L squared your constant pic of a naked anderson silva is GAY!!! metor/homo sexual. You must have a giant blow up of that on your wall I assume. Now if the pic of her was naked and him clothed I get it. But bro really???? LMAO. Your right GAY very GAY indeed. :lol: :roll: :shock: :Holy: :lol:
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Re: Official What the F*** does Palhares Bench Thread

Postby IKnowuWannaBeMe » Wed May 02, 2012 4:34 pm

Loyalty13 wrote:
IKnowuWannaBeMe wrote:I really wish instead of these lame insults people would answer the question. Why is it so hard to say Palhares? Also what is with the lame Paul Harris crap?

it's not hard. A guy a long time ago called him paul harris mistakenly, i believe. And linker just ran with it. It was back when you were jules hating on everything. His last name is pronounced similar to "paul harris" . It's just a little joke, but you go in every palhares thread and get all pissy about it for some reason. You call overeem "cheaterreem" and all sorts of things. IS IT THAT HARD TO WRITE THE MANS NAME!??! oh, you do it as a joke? i got ya...


Thank you Loyalty for finally answering my questions. I was just assuming people were being dumb about the whole thing but now I know its all a joke. No problem then. No more me gettin all anal about the Paul Harris thing. As a matter of fact I am gonna start calling him Paul Harris. :biggrin:
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Re: Official What the F*** does Palhares Bench Thread

Postby gunswordfist » Wed May 02, 2012 6:45 pm

axemell wrote:The thing about Paul is his genes. The whole Harris family is strong and stocky like that. His Dad, Fred Harris has the same build as Paul. His Mom, Ma Harris is even a little brick shit house as well. Paul was always very strong growing up, and like his Ma and dad always say, he's a Harris through and through.

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Re: Official What the F*** does Palhares Bench Thread

Postby tudodude » Wed May 02, 2012 7:02 pm

IKnowuWannaBeMe wrote:
DPino51 wrote:
Orangepeel wrote:That's not too hard to believe. He's got those short little T-Rex arms. Perfect for bench press.

The question I came away with is, Why are they so weird looking? Seriously, Palhares is kind of fucked up looking, and his coach is downright bizarre.


yea paul harris was built to bench a shit load of weight.... and break limbs.


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Re: Official What the F*** does Palhares Bench Thread

Postby Housewinsxx » Wed May 02, 2012 7:18 pm

IKnowuWannaBeMe wrote:
Loyalty13 wrote:
IKnowuWannaBeMe wrote:I really wish instead of these lame insults people would answer the question. Why is it so hard to say Palhares? Also what is with the lame Paul Harris crap?

it's not hard. A guy a long time ago called him paul harris mistakenly, i believe. And linker just ran with it. It was back when you were jules hating on everything. His last name is pronounced similar to "paul harris" . It's just a little joke, but you go in every palhares thread and get all pissy about it for some reason. You call overeem "cheaterreem" and all sorts of things. IS IT THAT HARD TO WRITE THE MANS NAME!??! oh, you do it as a joke? i got ya...


Thank you Loyalty for finally answering my questions. I was just assuming people were being dumb about the whole thing but now I know its all a joke. No problem then. No more me gettin all anal about the Paul Harris thing. As a matter of fact I am gonna start calling him Paul Harris. :biggrin:


:lol: Like anyone gave a fuck anyways.
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Re: Official What the F*** does Palhares Bench Thread

Postby IKnowuWannaBeMe » Wed May 02, 2012 8:11 pm

Housewinsxx wrote:
IKnowuWannaBeMe wrote:
Loyalty13 wrote:
IKnowuWannaBeMe wrote:I really wish instead of these lame insults people would answer the question. Why is it so hard to say Palhares? Also what is with the lame Paul Harris crap?

it's not hard. A guy a long time ago called him paul harris mistakenly, i believe. And linker just ran with it. It was back when you were jules hating on everything. His last name is pronounced similar to "paul harris" . It's just a little joke, but you go in every palhares thread and get all pissy about it for some reason. You call overeem "cheaterreem" and all sorts of things. IS IT THAT HARD TO WRITE THE MANS NAME!??! oh, you do it as a joke? i got ya...


Thank you Loyalty for finally answering my questions. I was just assuming people were being dumb about the whole thing but now I know its all a joke. No problem then. No more me gettin all anal about the Paul Harris thing. As a matter of fact I am gonna start calling him Paul Harris. :biggrin:


:lol: Like anyone gave a fuck anyways.


Obviously some did or they would not have called me on it 8)
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Re: Official What the F*** does Palhares Bench Thread

Postby TheAssassin » Wed May 02, 2012 8:13 pm

Looks like the average bench press on the internet is 450lbs.
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Re: Official What the F*** does Palhares Bench Thread

Postby MMAPunkBillCarson » Wed May 02, 2012 8:14 pm

TheAssassin wrote:Looks like the average bench press on the internet is 450lbs.


Yeah, and I bet they're all Blackbelts in BJJ. :roll:
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Re: Official What the F*** does Palhares Bench Thread

Postby Lsquared » Wed May 02, 2012 11:04 pm

pwerlifter2379 wrote:
Lsquared wrote:
pwerlifter2379 wrote:with my legs in the air


gay


No L squared your constant pic of a naked anderson silva is GAY!!! metor/homo sexual. You must have a giant blow up of that on your wall I assume. Now if the pic of her was naked and him clothed I get it. But bro really???? LMAO. Your right GAY very GAY indeed. :lol: :roll: :shock: :Holy: :lol:


anderson silva in his birthday suit is inherently more manly than you doing a benchpress with your legs in the air, with one of your beefy brocakes spotting you inversely, whispering sweet nothings in your ear giving you the motivation to keep pushing for just one more rep.
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Re: Official What the F*** does Palhares Bench Thread

Postby MurderfaceMMA » Wed May 02, 2012 11:11 pm

Lsquared wrote:
pwerlifter2379 wrote:
Lsquared wrote:
pwerlifter2379 wrote:with my legs in the air


gay


No L squared your constant pic of a naked anderson silva is GAY!!! metor/homo sexual. You must have a giant blow up of that on your wall I assume. Now if the pic of her was naked and him clothed I get it. But bro really???? LMAO. Your right GAY very GAY indeed. :lol: :roll: :shock: :Holy: :lol:


anderson silva in his birthday suit is inherently more manly than you doing a benchpress with your legs in the air, with one of your beefy brocakes spotting you inversely, whispering sweet nothings in your ear giving you the motivation to keep pushing for just one more rep.


A wise man once said, "Its only gay if the tips of the penis's touch". That means everything else is on tha table for hetrosexual men, so go crazy if you want.
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Re: Official What the F*** does Palhares Bench Thread

Postby Lsquared » Wed May 02, 2012 11:22 pm

MurderfaceMMA wrote:A wise man once said, "Its only gay if the tips of the penis's touch". That means everything else is on tha table for hetrosexual men, so go crazy if you want.


im pretty comfortable in my heterosexuality, so the silva pic makes me rofl especially when it bothers other people.
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Re: Official What the F*** does Palhares Bench Thread

Postby Roadkill66 » Wed May 02, 2012 11:32 pm

Lsquared wrote:
MurderfaceMMA wrote:A wise man once said, "Its only gay if the tips of the penis's touch". That means everything else is on tha table for hetrosexual men, so go crazy if you want.


im pretty comfortable in my homosexuality, so the silva pic makes me hard, especially when it bothers other people.


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